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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Hello, Headliners!!! Today’s birthday boy is Orson Welles, who never bettered his first film, Citizen Kane. Here are some of the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

GOP STANDS FOR GUNS OVER PEOPLE:

GOP STANDS FOR GESTAPO OR PERISH:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NEWS CORP. IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

On Cosmos, Tyson Makes Climate
Connections That Fox News Mocks

FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Howdy Headliners. Celebrating birthdays today are Shirley Temple and Roy Orbison, both responsible for their share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

TACO BELL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

How many lies can you spot in this graphic?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today we are all celebrating the birthday of Bettie Page, gone but not forgotten. She launched a few Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IT’S A SERIES OF TUBES:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

An image taken by the Hubble
Space Telescope ranges from
cosmic near neighbors to objects
seen in the early years of the universe.

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Hello, Headliners. It’s the birthday of Hugh Hefner, who created a publishing empire and understands the importance of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s hop right to it:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OUTRAGEOUS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

WAR IS HELL!

Watching the new Errol Morris documentary about my old boss,
Donald Rumsfeld, is a little like working for him: you feel nothing.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

It’s also Tom Leher’s birthday!
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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, January 23, 2014

It’s been a very long night of headline-collecting, now that I am back to doing the job myself. I fired all my interns when they asked for a raise. Then the headline-collecting robot drones I outfitted, left my employ when they became self-aware. 

I’m going back to interns, as soon as I can find some naive enough to believe my promises. Meanwhile, here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour.

SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:

Physicist says he’s solved the big mystery — how
life came from matter — and he may be right

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

The Word “Thug” Was Uttered 625 Times On TV On Monday. That’s A Lot.

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

Florida Man Claims
Self-Defense After Hopping
A Fence To Shoot, Kill
21-Year-Old In A Hoodie

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Cop Escapes Criminal Charges For Masturbating With Pre-Teen And Calling It Sex Ed

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Garden Theater revival in Midtown helps bring back neighborhood

Exclusive: Baker’s
Keyboard Lounge to
Open in Downtown Detroit


FREE THE WEED!!!

Is marijuana as safe as — or safer than — alcohol?

High-ranked DEA agent
quits job to work for legal
marijuana industry

OH! OH!! CANADA!!!

LGBT NEWS:

Nun leaves Catholic school
after dismissing gay teacher

GLENN BECK WATCH:

Fox’s Bob Beckel Trashes
Glenn Beck: ‘No Wonder the
Son-of-a-Bitch Is Off the TV!’

Glenn Beck Thinks Demonic Forces Are Keeping His TV Network Off Cable

Glenn Beck Gets Introspective: ‘I Played a
Role in Helping Tear the Country Apart’

◄ ◄ ◄ From the NOT NOW SILLY Archives ► ► ►
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

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