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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday August 26, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Leon Redbone. While his songs sound like they come from previous eras, here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

NEWS FROM FERGUSON:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN WTF NEWS:


TODAY IN EDJUMACATION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NEW YORK TIMES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday August 20, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Celebrating his 72nd birthday today is Isaac Hayes, or he would be had he not died in 2008. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

BIG BROTHER GOES TO A CONCERT:

In a world of increasingly sophisticated
facial-recognition technology, a drastic
technique can throw the machines off your trail.
Memphis, Tennessee – 1968

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCITY:

Ferguson, Missouri – 2014

FERGUSON; STATISTICS AND MORE:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LAURA INGRAHAM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

PETER JOHNSON, JR. IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GERALDO RIVERA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

DONALD TRUMP IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday August 6, 2014

Howdy again, Headliners! Today’s birthday girl is the incomparable Lucille Ball. Other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:

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MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ‘ROUND:

Move America Forward has collected millions to send care packages to U.S. troops. But its assets have been used to benefit conservative political consulting firms close to its Tea Party founder.

Down and out in Lake County

IN LGBT NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 27, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Beach Boy Bruce Johnston, who also wrote “I Wrote the Songs,” even though Barry Manilow had a hit with it. Here are some more Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

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ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

The case for reparations:
a narrative bibliography

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

COMCAST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MARTHA MACCALLUM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 20, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who is still making wonderful music. Here are the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

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TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

THE NEWS MEDIA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BRET BAIER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Hello again, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Bud Collyer, who most people know as a game show host, but he was also the first voice of Superman. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

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GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOOFBALLS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN ATHEISM:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MORNING JOE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 16, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Lamont Dozier, who wrote many hit songs for Motown before going off on a solo career. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WALL STREET JOURNAL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom:
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 13, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Basil Rathbone, who played both heroes and villains in his long career. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

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IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

CBS NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

A new study reveals the gap between
the channel’s fans and the rest of America

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Howdy, Headliners!!! It’s the birthday of Cher, one of the few people on earth known by just one name. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without any further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

IN LGBT-GOP NEWS:

IN CLIMATE CHANGE NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CARSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

In New Book, Ben Carson Writes He Was
Shocked To Discover Gay People Don’t
Like Being Compared To Bestiality Supporters

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, May 16, 2014

Welcome home, Headliners!!! Today’s birthday boy is guitarist extraordinaire Robert Fripp. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

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GOP STANDS FOR “GET OUR POLITICIANS”

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

IN LGBT NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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