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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Hello Headliners around the world — and to all the ships at sea. How are you celebrating the birthday of Jack Ruby, the man who launched a million conspiracy theories? That’s a lot of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear. Here are some more:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Ingham clerk asks
Holder for fed benefits
for married gay couples

MI Same-sex couples upset
agencies won’t recognize
marriages: ‘They’re putting
our rights in jeopardy’

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

WATCH: Leader Of The
KKK Cites ‘Boom In
Membership’ Since 2008

Belgian Newspaper Accused Of Racism For Picture Of Obama And Michelle As Apes

SCOTUS WATCH:

FREE THE WEED!!!

5 Pro-Pot Myths
That Must Be Busted

NJ Senator Wants To
Legalize Marijuana, Use
Tax To Pay For Roads

Who would support this crazy MoFo for president?
Why, it’s crazier MoFo Mark Koldys aka Johnny Dollar,
who went on to defend Fox News and cyber-bully me.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Christian Right Has Major
Role in Hastening Decline
of Religion in America

Taxpayers fund creationism
in the classroom

Stop giving equal time
to pseudo-science!

Pat Robertson Suggests a
Woman’s Atheism May
Be a Result of Rape or
Demonic Possession

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Why America’s Police Are Becoming So Militarized

THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The 5 most horrifically embarrassing cable news
stories about Malaysia Airlines

Mika Brzezinski Gets Fed Up With Joe Scarborough
On Air And Takes Him To News School

IN INNER SPACE:

Forgetting keeps us sane

IN OUTER SPACE:

Why ‘fireball season’ is so spectacular this year

Yes, “Cosmos” Fans,
Creationists Also Deny
the Science of Comets

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, February 11, 2014

With only 323 days left in the year, let’s take a quick look at some of the WikiWhackyWoo headlines of yesteryear:

55Tiberius Claudius Caesar Britannicus, heir to the Roman emperorship, dies under mysterious circumstances in Rome. This clears the way for Nero to become Emperor.
1531Henry VIII of England is recognized as supreme head of the Church of England.
1752Pennsylvania Hospital, the first hospital in the United States, is opened by Benjamin Franklin.
1794 – First session of United States Senate opens to the public.
1916Emma Goldman is arrested for lecturing on birth control.
1990Nelson Mandela is released from Victor Verster Prison outside Cape Town, South Africa after 27 years as a political prisoner.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour before they become old:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSTREPEROUS:

Frustrated With Obstruction Harry Reid Eyes Going Nuclear on ALL Republican Filibusters

Former Florida State Rep. Ana Rivas
Logan Leaves GOP Over Immigration,
Becomes A Democrat

BACK TO THE LAND!!!

If children lose contact with nature they won’t fight for it

BLAMING AND SHAMING THE VICTIM:

WSJ Editor: Intoxicated Sexual Assault Victims
Are Just As Guilty As Their Attackers

IN LGBT NEWS:

NFL Prospect Michael Sam Blazes Trail By Bravely Coming Out As An Openly Gay Man

Anti-Gay Restaurant Hilariously
Pranked By Gay Rights Supporters

BULLY CORNER:

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day


TODAY IN RELIGION:

This church holds naked services


The Cruelty of Creationism

A new documentary shows how biblical
fundamentalism imprisons the mind.


BOYCOTT THE SOCHI OLYMPICS!!!

International Olympic Committee defends arrests and beatings of LGBT activists

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana Advocates
‘Discouraged,’ but not Deterred

Why Smoking Pot Makes You So Hungry

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Wall Street Journal: Casinos, The Engines Of Detroit’s Economy, Start To Sputter

East-side Detroit groups gain
recognition for reimagining
use of vacant urban parcels

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Flips Blame
From AOL Exec
To Obamacare In
One Segment


FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox & Friends:
Is Walmart’s Viral Pro-Work Ad a Response to Dems Denigrating Labor?

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WATCH: O’Reilly’s Jesse Watters Confronts Pelosi to
Get Her to Come on Show

LAURA INGRAHAM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Laura Ingraham fights
with an entire Fox News
panel over immigration

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, January 29, 2014

STATE OF THE UNION


President Obama delivers his
fifth State of the Union address



State of the Union: Obama
tinkers around the edges



Analysis: A narrow path
for Obama’s ambitions



State of the Union: What Obama
didn’t say about energy, environment



Six things we learned from the State of the Union


5 takeaways from President
Obama’s State of the Union address



Obama hits the road to push
State of the Union message



Americans react to Obama’s address to nation

Collecting today’s headlines, Not Now Silly couldn’t help but find hundreds of headlines concerning President Obama’s State of the Union address. Some of the highlights are collected at left, with today’s Headlines Du Jour running down the rest of the page.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

KKK Member Indicted
For Trying To Build Anti-Muslim X-Ray Cannon


TODAY IN RELIGION:

Map: Publicly Funded
Schools That Are Allowed
to Teach Creationism

Thousands of schools in states across the country can use taxpayer money to cast doubt on basic science.


FREE THE WEED!!!

Poll: Majority of Americans support efforts to legalize marijuana

Marijuana contests to join county fair in Colorado


THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:

Every GOP Member of Congress Wants a SOTU Photo with Duck Dynasty’s Willie Robertson


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Bends Over For Pepsi and Coca-Cola And Forces SodaStream To Edit Super Bowl Ad


SNOW IN MIAMI BEACH:

$37 Million Worth of Seized Cocaine Offloaded in Miami Beach by Coast Guard (Video)


THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCH:

Rachel Maddow fends off Koch brothers’ complaints with new proof of their meddling


WHAT’S FOR DINNER?

Celebrity chef Mario Batali ordered to pay $5.25 million for skimming tips from his restaurant help

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, November 24, 2013

We have this day to blame for Sarah Palin.

While you were getting your beauty rest, the Not Now Silly interns were set loose on the internet. Their instructions? Do not return unless they have collected a bucketful of Headlines Du Jour. Once they returned the headlines were culled so that only the most interesting are used for the Sunday edition.

TODAY’S TOP HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Bomb squad says suspicious item was a burrito
Foil-wrapped object was brought in for analysis

TODAY IN EDUCATION:

Colorado school board member calls
for castration of Transgender students



Texas School Board Adopts Accurate Biology Books,
Rebuffing Last-Ditch Campaign By Creationists

SO GLAD WE ARE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Grosse Pointe Park cop admits taking
demeaning video, is removed from duty

Posthumous pardon in 1931 Alabama rape case
The Scottsboro Boys receive official pardons more than
80 years after being wrongly convicted by all-white juries.

11 of The Most Racist Movies Ever Made

AWKWARD!!!

Washington State GOP Chair Accuses Party Of Playing Into ‘War On Women’

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Seventeen-year-old shot in the head while in police custody

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:   

Glee Transgender Character’s Actor Fires Back at Bill O’Reilly

False Fox News Story About ‘Banned’ Pledge Of
Allegiance Results In Death Threats (VIDEOS)

Mike Huckabee Renews Assault on Sanity of a Living Wage

WOMEN’S CORNER

The Conspiracy Against Women

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

Federal Court OKs Lifetime
Gun Bans For Those Convicted
of Domestic Violence!

Michigan man misses at
suicide attempt and fatally
shoots woman instead

Texas GOP Lawmaker Charged With Felony In Airport Gun Incident

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR:

The Disneys: Not the
happiest family on Earth

FREE THE WEED:

11 Pounds of Marijuana Mistakenly Delivered to
Florida Keys Couple: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office

CRACK CORNER:

Rob Ford and the centre of the universe
Toronto has never witnessed a global media circus of this scale.
A look at the appeal of a story at once bizarre and strangely refreshing.

Rob Ford: Concern for staff helped push
efforts to cut mayor’s budget, councillors say

A desire to allow stressed staff a “graceful exit” was one impetus to
take action against the mayor, according to Councillor Jaye Robinson.

Rob Ford: the director’s cut. A montage of two years
A three-minute video montage captures the most intense moments of the Rob Ford saga.

Remember when Palin said “reload” and put a
gun sight on 20 different politicians? Remember
when one of those politicians was shot in the head?

Remember “blood libel”?

Remember her recent remarks on slavery?

I can see her stupidity from my porch.

CRACKED CORNER:

It Is The Mainstream Media’s Fault That America is Plagued By Sarah Palin

RELIGION CORNER:

America Spends $71 Billion Annually Subsidizing Tax-Exempt Religion

Breaking: Federal District Court
Declares A Religious Income Tax
Exemption Unconstitutional

North Carolina Christian school orders families to sign anti-LGBT ‘Biblical Morality’ pledge

LET’S ALL GO TO THE MOVIES:

‘Bettie Page Reveals All,’
A Close-Up Look at the
Pinup Goddess and Sexual Icon

VIDEO DU JOUR:

The Stuff They Don’t Want You to Know About Nikola Tesla


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