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CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:
Supreme Court takes up birth control cases
Obama administration proposes new limits on tax-exempt political groups
Judge orders expedited marriage license
so terminally ill woman can wed partner
SO GLAD WE ARE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
Florida Christian School Threatens to Kick
Out Black Girl Over Her Natural Hair
Prosecutors Say This Ohio Man Plotted
A One-Man Racist Killing Spree
Where Do the Most Racist and Homophobic
People In America Live? Check This Map
GOD BLESS ‘MERKA:
America is the Stingiest Rich Country in the World
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
Fox News: Now the Anti-Obamacare Propaganda Channel
O’Reilly Factor’s Watters Takes on Rob
Ford: ‘Are You Having Fun Right Now?’
O’Reilly Factor is Rob Ford’s craziest interview yet
MORE DISPATCHED FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Detroit bankruptcy creditors ask judge to
take steps toward sale of DIA treasures
This Is What Detroit Could Look Like In 2033 … And Beyond
CRACK CORNER:
“This isn’t Toronto,” says sheriff after arresting Florida mayor
Oh brother, now small town sheriffs are using our mayor as an example
RELIGION CORNER:
Pope Francis rips capitalism and trickle-down
economics to shreds in new policy statement
Dan Savage Was Last Straw — Catholic Group
Demands Bill Maher’s HBO Show Gets Canceled
IN OUTER SPACE:
Birth of black hole witnessed, marking watershed moment for astronomy
Mach 1,000 shock wave lights supernova remnant
Astronomers have discovered that a reverse shock wave racing inward
heats Tycho’s supernova remnant and causes it to emit X-ray light.
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