While the rest of the world rests, the Not Now Silly news team is not allowed any sleep. Provisioned for the job at hand the NNS news team enters the internet through a coaxial cable in NNS Headquarters and collects as many headlines as they can safely carry. Then they bring them back where they are compiled into today’s Headlines Du Jour.
SO GLAD WE ARE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
GOD BLESS ‘MERKA:
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
MORE DISPATCHED FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
“This isn’t Toronto,” says sheriff after arresting Florida mayor
Oh brother, now small town sheriffs are using our mayor as an example
IN OUTER SPACE:
Mach 1,000 shock wave lights supernova remnant
Astronomers have discovered that a reverse shock wave racing inward
heats Tycho’s supernova remnant and causes it to emit X-ray light.