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Three Stooges In The GOP Clown Car

The Freedom Tower in Miami
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Senator Marco Rubio made it official: He’s running for POTUS! Rubio is the third Senator in the GOP clown car, after Rand “Ayn” Paul called “Shotgun!” knowing full well the vehicle was already under Ted Cruz control.

Rubio made his public announcement at the Freedom Tower (not to be confused with NYC’s Freedom Tower), which has great significance in Miami’s Cuban community. It’s known as the “Ellis Island of the south” because it was used to process the tens of thousands of Cubanos who fled Castro’s regime.

However, as much as this “son of a bartender, son of a maid” played the grassroots populist at his Miami launch, Rubio may have tipped his hand towards his true constituency: the Fat Cats, who bankroll candidates hoping for some of that quid pro quo down the line. Before announcing to the general public, Bloomberg tells us:

In a private breakfast Monday morning with about 100 donors at the Miami Marriott Biscayne Bay, he played up the yesterday-versus-today contrast.

That theme serves another, more immediate purpose: It allows him to
tacitly build a case against his mentor, former Florida Governor Jeb
Bush, without mentioning him by name. Bush’s father and brother spent 12
years in the White House, and he is expected to announce his own bid in
the coming weeks. Bush, 62, has been criss-crossing the country since
December, trying to build an early war chest of $100 million or more.

That Rubio has challenged his former-mentor, Jeb “Forget About My Brother and Father” Bush, has created a schism in parts of Florida’s Latino community, which has always been fond of the former Florida governor. However, Rubio’s biggest problem might be in ‘Merka’s wider Latin community. People remember how he first backed a path to normalization for undocumented immigrants and, when that didn’t play well in the polls, reversed course. Now it appears he’s in favour of creating a 2nd class of citizenship for the undocumented, which would last 10 years.

See an entire gallery of Not Now Silly images
from the Marco Rubio Campaign Kick-Off.

In Marco Rubio enters fray despite sliding clout among Latinos, the Boston Herald notes:

Poll numbers suggest Rubio’s recent retreat from his previous support of comprehensive immigration reform is hurting him among Latinos. A member of the bipartisan “Gang of Eight” that drafted a comprehensive immigration reform package in 2013 that passed the Senate but stalled in the House, Rubio later backed away from his support of the measure, embracing a more conservative stance that focused on border security.

A recent poll by political opinion firm Latino Decisions stated that policy shift hurt Rubio with likely Latino voters nationwide, only 31 percent of whom have a favorable view of the senator compared to 36 percent who have an unfavorable view.

In key Latino-influence states, the numbers are more dire: In his home state of Florida, his unfavorable rating stands at 42 percent compared to a 39 percent favorability rating. In California, only 25 percent of Latinos rated him favorably, compared to 39 percent who gave him poor marks.

As if to underscore that opposition, 50-60 vocal “Dreamers” came out to protest Rubio’s announcement.
They quickly became the focus of the media because there was very little
else going on in the 85 degree heat.

Rubio, the youngest candidate in the race, is trying to sell himself as a game-changer; a new candidate for the new century. However, the century will be celebrating its Sweet Sixteen by the time of the next national election. As my PoliticusUSA colleague Jason Easley writes in Marco Rubio Faceplants Into 2016 By Not Seeming To Know That The 21st Century Already Started

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) told ABC News that he is
thinks he can be the candidate to lead America into the 21st Century.
The problem is that the 21st Century began 15 years ago.

During an interview with ABC News,
Rubio said, “I think this country’s at a generational moment where it
needs to decide not what party it wants in charge but what kind of
country are we going to want to be moving forward. I think the 21st
century can be the American century, and I believe that I can lead this
country in that direction. I can help lead it there from the Senate. I
can lead it there as president.”

TIME Magazine tells us how Rubio intends to thread the needle of what is predicted to be a crowded GOP field:

[…] Rubio’s path to the party’s nomination relies on running a lean, upbeat campaign that blooms late, advisers say. At this stage, being a lot of voters’ second choice can be a first-rate strategy. The campaign hopes the base never warms to Bush, its romance with Walker proves fleeting and the social-conservative vote is divvied up between the various candidates vying for it. Then Rubio’s lean campaign operation will expand rapidly, and he can capitalize on his personal magnetism through the platform provided by the presidential debates. Rubio aides point to the roller-coaster GOP primary in 2012 as evidence that strategy can work.


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Now that Rubio has thrown his hat into the Clown Car, the Oppo Knives will come out for him, both from the Democratic side and those in his own party. Maybe we’ll finally get to the bottom of Rubio’s credit card SNAFU when he was in the Florida legislature. Fox “News” reported (almost exactly 5 years ago) that opponent Charlie Crist accused him of some jiggery-pokery on the GOP dime. From GOP Credit Scandal Threatens to Halt Rubio’s Momentum in Primary:

Rubio, a former state House speaker, had a party card for nearly four years and admits using it for some personal expense, but he says he personally paid American Express for non-party charges.

The controversy comes at an inopportune time for Rubio who has a substantial lead against Crist in the polls and on Thursday picked up his latest high-profile endorsement, from former Vice President Dick Cheney.

On Wednesday, Rubio sent a $2,417 check to the state party as reimbursement for six flights that he said were inadvertently double-billed to the party and to state taxpayers, The Miami Herald reported.

That pesky problem went away after Rubio reimbursed the party for some personal expenses that, had he not been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, might very well have sailed through Florida’s GOP Petty Cash Accountancy. No doubt this will come up again in the next 18 months.

No matter what happens, we’re going to be in for a bumpy ride. With as many as 6 more potential GOP candidates against Hillary Clinton, these folks are going to have to move to the Right to appeal to the rabid primary voters. When the party finally anoints a standard bearer, they will have to, in the words of that famous song:

It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
Let’s do the Time Warp again!

To get your election toes’a’tapping:

Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 29, 2015

Hiya, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Python & Rutle, Eric Idle. Here are some of the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s yesteryear segment was larger than usual, as is today’s Headlines Du Jour. So, let’s get to it…finally:

INDIANA LGBT NEWS:

IN LGBT NEWS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CORPORATIONS GONE WILD:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

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Cruzing Back to the ’50s ► Presidential Politics Post

Now that narcissistic Senator Ted Cruz, (R) God’s Country, has thrown his halo into the presidential ring, the knives on all sides have come out.

There’s a lot of hate for Cuban-Canadian Cruz on the Left. It’s hard not to overlook how this crazy MoFo shut down the government when he didn’t get his way to abolish Obamacare. Of course, he was standing on the Constitution because that’s exactly how the Founding Fathers would have wanted it. The Founders weren’t into compromise either and started an entire revolution so as to not bend their knee to the King. Same thing here, ‘cept no shots were fired.

Before he shut down the government, this crackpot stamped his foot through an actually 21-hour filibuster as a political stunt and to beat Rand Paul’s earlier 15 hour filibuster. [For a short period standing on your feet and looking foolish for hours on end was all the rage.]

It’s not just the Left that has it out for Cruz. Representative Peter King, someone in his own party, had a few choice things to say to CNN about Cruz:

“To me, he’s a guy with a big mouth and no results,” the New York Republican told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer in an interview on “The Situation Room.”

“We have very, very complex issues facing the country today, and he goes out of his way to oversimplify,” King said of Cruz. “Ted Cruz may be an intelligent person, but he doesn’t carry out an intelligent debate. He oversimplifies, he exaggerates … he doesn’t provide leadership and he has no real experience.”

Whether you’re on the Right, or the Left, there’s no denying that the shutdown left a bad taste in everybody’s mouth when all the costs were added up. According to The Full Cost of the Government Shutdown:

Financial ratings agency Standard & Poor’s reported this week the 16-day U.S. government shutdown costs delivered a massive $24 billion hit to the U.S. economy.



Standard & Poor’s said the shutdown equaled some $1.5 billion a
day and “shaved at least 0.6% off annualized fourth quarter 2013 GDP
growth.” Moody’s Analytics reported similar numbers, saying the
shutdown cost $1.4375 billion per day, for a $23 billion wallop to U.S.
gross domestic product.




“The bottom line is the government shutdown has hurt the U.S.
economy,” Standard & Poor’s said in a statement. “In September, we
expected 3% annualized growth in the fourth quarter because we thought
politicians would have learned from 2011 and taken steps to avoid
things like a government shutdown and the possibility of a sovereign
default. Since our forecast didn’t hold, we now have to lower our
fourth-quarter growth estimate to closer to 2%.”

While taxpayers shudder, comedians from the Maine to Hawaii rejoice. They know their paycheques won’t be ending any time soon. Fresh out of the gate was Jon Stewart, whose paycheque, ironically, will be ending soon.

The truth of the matter is Ted Cruz is a so scared of what
people think of him, he renounced his Canadian citizenship. This means that once he’s charged with a crime, which “some people say” is just a matter of time, he has cut off his escape route. He’ll have to apply for asylum in Cuba instead.

Despite his vehement and never-ending objections against Obamacare — and renouncing his commitment to Queen Elizabeth — he has never
reimbursed the Canadian Health Care System for his birth.

[FULL DISCLOSURE: NNS Head Writer Headly Westerfield has sworn an oath to
Queen Elizabeth, including her heirs and assigns, that he would not vote in the
elections of another country. But that doesn’t mean he can’t make fun of
them.]

But, it’s not the country of his birth that disqualifies Cruz from the nation’s highest office. My PoliticusUSA colleague Becky Sarwate asks the musical question, Ted Cruz In Unelectable, So Why Is He Running For President? And, she answers with:

In a piece entitled Ted Cruz Hopes Early Campaign Entry Will Focus Voters’ Attention, writers Jonathan Martin and Maggie Haberman of The New York Times
quote longtime Republican strategist Dave Carney as saying, “It’s the
shiny object principle. He wants to be first, get in the conversation,
not show any doubt or hesitation.” If there are two things at which Cruz
excels, it is the use of shiny objects to distract constituents from
real issues and a refusal to second guess himself. Thus the announcement
bore a fitting similarity to the man making it.

After capturing the
zeitgeist and the ire of lawmakers from both parties during October
2013’s partial government shutdown, GOP rainmakers no less authoritative
than longtime Arizona Senator John McCain labeled Cruz’s pointless
stoking of the House, “a fool’s errand.” New York Republican Congressman Peter King
minced a few less words in observing, “My sound bite is to say he’s a
fraud…I start with that, and then I go on. It takes me two or three
minutes to explain it.”

The Ted Cruz Coloring Book is not satire, it just feels that way.

Yesterday, while this Dominionist was giving his announcement speech at Liberty University, a school with its own sordid history of Racism and Homophobia, some of those potential Cruz cultists were clearly not with the program. How Rand Paul Supporters Provided Awkward Backdrop for Ted Cruz’s 2016 Announcement is worth a laugh, too:

Several students wearing “Stand With Rand” shirts made their way into seats directly behind Cruz on stage this morning. The students’ shirts were blurry yet visible in many of the shots during Cruz’s speech.


 The “Stand With Rand” campaign was launched by Sen. Rand Paul’s team during his filibuster of U.S. drone policy in the spring of 2013. Paul’s filibuster lasted 13 hours and was the longest in recent memory. That is, until Cruz stood on the Senate floor for more than 21 hours to discuss defunding Obamacare in September of the same year.

You can see there’s already bad blood between Cruz and Paul supporters. Pass the popcorn! However, What college students are saying behind Ted Cruz’s back, is even funnier:

Making such a major announcement on a college campus might seem like a
risky move for a conservative like Cruz, but Liberty University is no
ordinary college. Founded by Rev. Jerry Falwell in the early 1970s, the
school was recently listed as one of the top ten most conservative colleges in
the country. The odds of Cruz’s announcement speech being interrupted
by liberal protesters were about as low at Liberty as they would have
been at CPAC, the annual conservative conference. Cruz’s choice of venue
also allowed him to send social conservatives a message while visibly
appealing to young people.



Nevertheless,
college kids are still college kids, and mandatory Monday morning
assemblies are still mandatory Monday morning assemblies. Yes, that’s
right: Attendance at Cruz’s speech was mandatory for all Liberty
students.



As you might expect, anonymous local messaging app Yik Yak soon filled up with comments from Liberty students mercilessly mocking Cruz.

The truth of the matter is that Ted Cruz is the first one in the Clown Car. He’s not a serious candidate and the Not Now Silly Newsroom refuses to take him seriously. He’s a sideshow to the main event, which will culminate in the next president elected in 2016. While the results are far too important for circus sideshows, let’s all agree to find our laughs where we can get them. Ted Cruz is a joke from top to bottom.

This is the first Presidential Politics Post as the Not Now Silly Newsroom cranks up its 2016 election coverage.

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Hello Headline Hunters. Today’s birthday belongs to bass player Carol Kaye, who has played on more hits tunes than The Beatles, The Beach Boys, and The Rolling Stones combined! Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GIMME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CORPORATIONS GONE WILD:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

NET NEUTRALITY:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 22, 2015

Hey there, Headliners! Rather than a musician or singer, today’s birthday belongs to songwriter Irwin Levin, who was responsible for many #1 hits, including the 3 at the end of today’s column. Among the other Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

IN LGBT NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER SHOOTOUT AT THE OK CORRAL:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

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VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Hiya, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to pianist, singer Nat King Cole. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour on this day:

March 10

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

IN LGBT NEWS:

GIMME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF CORPORATIONS GONE WILD:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 15, 2015

Howdy, Headline hunters. Today’s birthday belongs Sam John Hopkins, better known to Blues aficionados as Lightnin’ Hopkins. Beware the Ides of March because on this date:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

It took me 32 years to come out. This is what happened when I did. By BARNEY FRANK

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GIMME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

The magnitude of the chaos can range widely, from planets whose orbits remain largely
circular to those whose orbits get so elongated that a planet could slam into its host star.

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 12, 2015

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to singer/songwriter George Jackson. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

POTUS WATCH:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-SELMA SOCIETY:

IN LGBT NEWS:

GIMME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

WAR IS HELL!!!

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER SHOOTOUT AT THE OK CORRAL:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

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VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 8, 2015

Hiya, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GIMME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION:

BULLY IS AS BULLY DOES:


FREE THE WEED!!!

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF FERGUSON COPS GONE WILD:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

Climate Change Helped
Spark Syrian War, Study Says

Research provides first deep look at how global
warming may already influence armed conflict

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

HACK ATTACKS:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 5, 2015

Hey there, Headliners! Celebrating a birthday today is singer Eddy Grant, also creator of the musical genre Ringbang. Among the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

WAR IS HELL:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

ANOTHER SHOOTOUT AT THE OK CORRAL:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

IN INNER SPACE:

Oldest Human Fossil Found, Redrawing Family Tree
Discovery pushes back the origin of our genus, Homo, by half a million years.

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