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Three Stooges In The GOP Clown Car

The Freedom Tower in Miami
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Senator Marco Rubio made it official: He’s running for POTUS! Rubio is the third Senator in the GOP clown car, after Rand “Ayn” Paul called “Shotgun!” knowing full well the vehicle was already under Ted Cruz control.

Rubio made his public announcement at the Freedom Tower (not to be confused with NYC’s Freedom Tower), which has great significance in Miami’s Cuban community. It’s known as the “Ellis Island of the south” because it was used to process the tens of thousands of Cubanos who fled Castro’s regime.

However, as much as this “son of a bartender, son of a maid” played the grassroots populist at his Miami launch, Rubio may have tipped his hand towards his true constituency: the Fat Cats, who bankroll candidates hoping for some of that quid pro quo down the line. Before announcing to the general public, Bloomberg tells us:

In a private breakfast Monday morning with about 100 donors at the Miami Marriott Biscayne Bay, he played up the yesterday-versus-today contrast.

That theme serves another, more immediate purpose: It allows him to
tacitly build a case against his mentor, former Florida Governor Jeb
Bush, without mentioning him by name. Bush’s father and brother spent 12
years in the White House, and he is expected to announce his own bid in
the coming weeks. Bush, 62, has been criss-crossing the country since
December, trying to build an early war chest of $100 million or more.

That Rubio has challenged his former-mentor, Jeb “Forget About My Brother and Father” Bush, has created a schism in parts of Florida’s Latino community, which has always been fond of the former Florida governor. However, Rubio’s biggest problem might be in ‘Merka’s wider Latin community. People remember how he first backed a path to normalization for undocumented immigrants and, when that didn’t play well in the polls, reversed course. Now it appears he’s in favour of creating a 2nd class of citizenship for the undocumented, which would last 10 years.

See an entire gallery of Not Now Silly images
from the Marco Rubio Campaign Kick-Off.

In Marco Rubio enters fray despite sliding clout among Latinos, the Boston Herald notes:

Poll numbers suggest Rubio’s recent retreat from his previous support of comprehensive immigration reform is hurting him among Latinos. A member of the bipartisan “Gang of Eight” that drafted a comprehensive immigration reform package in 2013 that passed the Senate but stalled in the House, Rubio later backed away from his support of the measure, embracing a more conservative stance that focused on border security.

A recent poll by political opinion firm Latino Decisions stated that policy shift hurt Rubio with likely Latino voters nationwide, only 31 percent of whom have a favorable view of the senator compared to 36 percent who have an unfavorable view.

In key Latino-influence states, the numbers are more dire: In his home state of Florida, his unfavorable rating stands at 42 percent compared to a 39 percent favorability rating. In California, only 25 percent of Latinos rated him favorably, compared to 39 percent who gave him poor marks.

As if to underscore that opposition, 50-60 vocal “Dreamers” came out to protest Rubio’s announcement.
They quickly became the focus of the media because there was very little
else going on in the 85 degree heat.

Rubio, the youngest candidate in the race, is trying to sell himself as a game-changer; a new candidate for the new century. However, the century will be celebrating its Sweet Sixteen by the time of the next national election. As my PoliticusUSA colleague Jason Easley writes in Marco Rubio Faceplants Into 2016 By Not Seeming To Know That The 21st Century Already Started

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) told ABC News that he is
thinks he can be the candidate to lead America into the 21st Century.
The problem is that the 21st Century began 15 years ago.

During an interview with ABC News,
Rubio said, “I think this country’s at a generational moment where it
needs to decide not what party it wants in charge but what kind of
country are we going to want to be moving forward. I think the 21st
century can be the American century, and I believe that I can lead this
country in that direction. I can help lead it there from the Senate. I
can lead it there as president.”

TIME Magazine tells us how Rubio intends to thread the needle of what is predicted to be a crowded GOP field:

[…] Rubio’s path to the party’s nomination relies on running a lean, upbeat campaign that blooms late, advisers say. At this stage, being a lot of voters’ second choice can be a first-rate strategy. The campaign hopes the base never warms to Bush, its romance with Walker proves fleeting and the social-conservative vote is divvied up between the various candidates vying for it. Then Rubio’s lean campaign operation will expand rapidly, and he can capitalize on his personal magnetism through the platform provided by the presidential debates. Rubio aides point to the roller-coaster GOP primary in 2012 as evidence that strategy can work.


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Now that Rubio has thrown his hat into the Clown Car, the Oppo Knives will come out for him, both from the Democratic side and those in his own party. Maybe we’ll finally get to the bottom of Rubio’s credit card SNAFU when he was in the Florida legislature. Fox “News” reported (almost exactly 5 years ago) that opponent Charlie Crist accused him of some jiggery-pokery on the GOP dime. From GOP Credit Scandal Threatens to Halt Rubio’s Momentum in Primary:

Rubio, a former state House speaker, had a party card for nearly four years and admits using it for some personal expense, but he says he personally paid American Express for non-party charges.

The controversy comes at an inopportune time for Rubio who has a substantial lead against Crist in the polls and on Thursday picked up his latest high-profile endorsement, from former Vice President Dick Cheney.

On Wednesday, Rubio sent a $2,417 check to the state party as reimbursement for six flights that he said were inadvertently double-billed to the party and to state taxpayers, The Miami Herald reported.

That pesky problem went away after Rubio reimbursed the party for some personal expenses that, had he not been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, might very well have sailed through Florida’s GOP Petty Cash Accountancy. No doubt this will come up again in the next 18 months.

No matter what happens, we’re going to be in for a bumpy ride. With as many as 6 more potential GOP candidates against Hillary Clinton, these folks are going to have to move to the Right to appeal to the rabid primary voters. When the party finally anoints a standard bearer, they will have to, in the words of that famous song:

It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let’s do the Time Warp again!
Let’s do the Time Warp again!

To get your election toes’a’tapping:

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 8, 2014

NB: Due to a publishing error, all headline links done broke. I don’t have the time to fix it today. So sorry.

Good day, Headliners. It’s the birthday of comedian Shecky Greene, who has made people laugh for decades. He’s never missed the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour is a big’un — larger than normal — so let’s get right to it:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Pulled Over for Driving
While Black and Brown
. . . and LGBTQ?

The Mozilla fiasco was about far more than “gay marriage”

BarbWire: ‘Al-‘Gay’Da’ And ‘Lezbollah’ Terrorists Brought Down Mozilla CEO


THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

According to MSNBC, Jeb Bush
Is Now the GOP’s Only Hope

John Boehner Claims That He
Is Killing Obamacare By Giving Obama Everything He Wants

This GOP House Candidate
Is Running for Office So
His Daughter Won’t Have
to Learn About Evolution

Wisconsin GOP candidate proposes doing away
with weekends, dismisses MLK Day, Kwanzaa

Republican Mississippi Governor
Signs Unconstitutional Law That
Voids The 14th Amendment

Local Republican Caucus Passes Resolution Allowing Wisconsin To Secede

Republican Poll Has Bad News For GOP as Mary
Landrieu Leads All Challengers In Louisiana

The GOP Is at War With Itself. So Why
Are Republicans Poised to Win in 2014?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Head of Anglican church:
We must discriminate against
gays lest someone think
we’re gay and bash us



TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY:

WATCH: Rand Paul Says Dick Cheney Pushed for the Iraq War
So Halliburton Would Profit

Chuck Schumer Defends
Attacks On The Koch Brothers:
‘I Don’t Feel Sorry For Them’

$COTU$ WATCH:

BREAKING: Supreme Court won’t hear anti-gay photographer case

Will Voters Know Who’s Funding Who by Election Time?

FREE THE WEED!!!

Martin O’Malley Expected To Sign Marijuana Decriminalization Bill


IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

In Book’s Trial Of U.S. Justice
System, Wealth Gap Is Exhibit A

A Chronic Sickness Inside
the US Labor Market


GEORGE W. BUSH WATCH:

Bush crew’s deplorable return:
How their reemergence
sends a deadly message

IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

Right-Wing Journalist Writes a Laughably Bad Article Justifying Climate Change Denial


HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:

The Lost Canals of
Venice of America


NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

Coconut Crabs Eat Everything from Kittens to, Maybe, Amelia Earhart


CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

Exclusive: Christie Prosecutor Gets Its Star Witness to Start Talking

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

‘Belligerent’ Rob Ford
warned by security at
Air Canada Centre
A “belligerent” Mayor Rob Ford received a warning from Air Canada Centre security staff at the Toronto Maple Leafs game on Saturday night.

Rob Ford, still setting the
bar as low as it will go

Rob Ford ‘Crackathon’ video game lights up the web


BACK TO THE FUTURE:

Figuring out the future: Will we be ready to live in
a world where machines are smarter than people?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NEW STUDY: 72 Percent
of Fox News Climate
Segments Are Misleading

Fox Doesn’t Get Why
Breaking Bad Star Supports
Health Care Reform

Fox News floats trial balloon that Mitt
Romney might make third run for president

On Eve Of Equal Pay Day, Fox Host Denies Existence Of Gender Pay Gap

Revolving Door: Fox News Hires Back Ex-Candidate Liz Cheney

FOX “NATION” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From “Hip-Hop BBQ” To “Horseman Of Apocalypse”:
5 Years Of Fox Nation


IN INNER SPACE:

Non-Conformity & Creativity Now Listed
As A Mental Illness By Psychiatrists

I cracked the code at the Western University library
Solving the mystery of the Weldon Library letters, a tale of
weird obsession, intrigue and a lesson in the bonds of humanity

IN OUTER SPACE:

‘Star Trek’ actress lends her gravitas to film promoting idea that sun revolves around Earth


BOB MARLEY REMEMBERED:

Local Park Honors Bob
Marley With Name Change

From the vase Not Now Silly Archives:
The Day I Met Bob Marley


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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 23, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! You need not be a rocket scientist to know that today’s the birthday of ‘Merka’s favourite Nazi, Wernher von Braun. While Werner was directly responsible for many Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear, he’s indirectly responsible for what happened on this date in 1965 and 1983:

Without any further ado, whatever that is, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Why Are Black People
Nearly 4 Times as Likely
to Be Arrested for Weed?

‘Christian’ Militia Leader
NOW Networking Militias To Assassinate President Obama

IN LGBT NEWS:

LGBT community honors murdered lesbian
couple as investigation continues

FREE THE WEED!!!

NJ senator to introduce marijuana
legalization bill Monday

Michigan medical pot bills
would OK edibles, dispensaries

Colorado launches informational
marijuana website

Henry Ford’s Suppressed Hemp Car –
What We All Should Be Driving

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

LAPD Officer Raped Woman and then Dept.
Tried to Bury Case, Threatened her with Jail

A new lawsuit alleges that the Los Angeles police department
stonewalled a case of rape by one of its own.

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GULLIBLE:

Rand Paul’s “youth” snow job: Why he’ll never, ever, ever win over young voters

STREAMING OR STEAMING?

Netflix Just Opened the Door to
Paying ISPs More Access Fees

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Right Wing Billionaires Tell People Forget Income Inequality Worship Us Instead

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

2 Car Thefts Push WSU Board Member Kim Trent Closer To Leaving ‘My Beloved City’

IN INNER SPACE:

DNA Mugshots Possible

IN OUTER SPACE:

Now you see it: Nasa spots Martian
gully that formed in just three years

Just After It All Began, the Universe Sent
Us a Text Message. We Just Decoded It.

Phil Plait explains the universe’s sudden and dramatic
inflation…tiny fractions of a second after the Big Bang.

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, March 22, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of crazy evangelist Pat Robertson, who Johnny Dollar (aka Mark Koldys) actually supported for President of the United States. [I know, right?] Robertson may be 84 years old, but still makes headlines. Especially when he opens his mouth and crazy shit tumbles out. Here are some more Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Now, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Rand Paul Says the GOP is Like Bad Pizza Crust

IN LGBT NEWS:

Judge lifts Michigan’s ban on gay marriage

Lesbian Visits Harlem
Church for Her Stoning

Gay Arkansas student says his
profile was pulled from yearbook

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

African-American Man Confronts
Paul Ryan At Town Hall Over
Ryan’s Racist Comments

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

Will Republicans mute
the culture war in 2016?

BULLY CORNER:

Confession of a Former Bully

 — Not Now Silly has its own Cyber-Bullies

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

How Facebook is Quite Possibly Becoming the Biggest Scam in Marketing and Advertising Ever

The 10 Facebook friends you need to block

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana Economy Has
Plenty Of Room To Grow

No proof that high-dose
cannabis is more addictive

MORE PROOF THE EARTH SUCKS:

40ft-deep hole drains Stockport park lake of water

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Have Detroit Police Department raids made a difference?

Audit: 19 Detroit Fire Department workers have invalid driver’s licenses

Filmmaker discusses his 45-year-old documentary on late-’60s Detroit

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Debunking Ford Nation’s favourite budget chart

CRACK MAYOR BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The Five Ribs Bill O’Reilly for Acting Like He’s Above the MH370 Coverage

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 10, 2014

Good morning, Headliners. It’s Chuck Norris’ birthday and it can beat up your birthday — with one hand tied behind its back. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN  A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Watch The ‘Not-Racist’ Crowd React
To ‘Annie’s’ Blackness In Remake

TODAY IN VOTER FRAUD NEWS:

How Much Voter Fraud Is There?
A state-by-state map reveals the answer: almost none.

INCOME INEQUALITY:

Income equality is just a
dream for most Americans

4 States Where the
Rich Got Richer at
the Expense of the Poor

FREE THE WEED!!!

Tests show THC content in
marijuana edibles is inconsistent

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit Police Chief Tells
Homeowners Don’t Wait for Cops –
‘Shoot Thugs Who Invade Your Home’

M-1 Rail groundbreaking nears amid hopes for a broader regional system

CPAC PROM KING:

CPAC Presidential Straw Poll Picks Guy Who Thinks Whites-Only Lunch Counters Should Be Legal

THE SIMPSONS IN THE NEWS:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Scientists Discover New
Process that Protects Earth
from Space Weather

Every red dwarf star
has at least one planet

REMEMBERING COSMOS, THE ORIGINAL SERIES:

Cosmos reboot with Neil deGrasse Tyson: 13 new episodes after 34 years – What to expect

‘Cosmos’ then and now: The ‘personal voyage’ of Carl
Sagan, the Hollywood cool of Neil deGrasse Tyson

VIDEO DU JOUR:

REMEMBERING CARL SAGAN,
THE ORIGINAL COSMOS HOST

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, January 19, 2014

Sadly, it happened. As I explained in yesterday’s Headlines Du Jour, my headline-collecting robot drones have become self-aware and are now controlling your refridgerator. That’s why I’ve gone back to collecting all headlines by hand. It’s safer. Having said that, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.

FOLLOW THE MONEY:

Va. consultant Boyd Marcus’s case shows how money trumps principles in politics today

A BRIDGE/FLOOD TOO FAR:

Hoboken residents blast Christie
administration amid mayor’s
allegations of strong-arming

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Cops Get So Rough with
Straight A Student That
They Rupture His Testicle

SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:

‘Bio-Bot’ That Swims Like Sperm Is An ‘Exciting Advance’ In Self-Propelled Biological Robots

MORE ON TROLLEYGATE:

How fed dollars for trolleys in Miami-Dade, local cities spurred civil rights investigation

From the Not Now Silly Archives
Soilgate Is Trolleygate Writ Large  ► A Century of
Coconut Grove Racism

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:

Wal-Mart Wrote An Entire Guidebook On How To Silence Its Workers

THE EVER-PUZZLING STANDARDS AT FACEBOOK:

Facebook Claims Support For Black Films ‘Violates Community Standards’

THE LATEST NAZI ANALOGY:

WATCH: Senate Candidate Claims IRS is Training “Brown Shirts” to Enforce Obamacare Using Assault Weapons

LGBT NEWS:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

FREE THE WEED:

In Which Nancy Grace Debates Nancy Grace About Marijuana

Harry Reid, ‘We waste a lot of time and law enforcement going after guys smoking marijuana.’

Bill Murray Delivers Incredibly Persuasive Argument in Favor of Recreational Marijuana

Medical marijuana in Oregon: Post-prohibition liquor store in Portland now will deal in a new product

FROM OUTER SPACE:

Why are we fascinated by astronomy?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Brownback To Rally Christian
‘Freedom Fighters’ To ‘Cause A
Revolution’ And Take Back America

 HYPOCRITE DU JOUR:

Rand Paul: ‘That’s what gave us Jim Crow’

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, November 8, 2013

When the Not Now Silly interns spread out at night out into the innertubes, they are tasked with collecting Headlines Du Jour. One never knows exactly what they’ll come back with. Here is today’s catch:

FROM THE EX-PRESIDENTS’ FILE:

George W. Bush to Raise Money for Group That Converts Jews to Bring About Second Coming of Christ
The former president follows in the footsteps of Glenn Beck, who addressed the group last year.

TODAY’S WEATHER REPORT:

AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!!

After 75 Years, ‘The Wizard of Oz’ Still Has Secrets to Tell
Marching orders for the authors of ‘The Wizard of Oz: The Official 75th Anniversary Companion’: Find new material about a film that’s been endlessly analyzed

 

FORBES KNOWS FINANCE:

NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

SILLY PROSECUTOR CORNER:

Franklin lawyer mocks prosecutor with
demand to be called ‘Captain Justice’

Criticized in court for calling prosecutors ‘The Government,’ a Franklin lawyer demands a new title for himself

WHAT’S NEW IN FORD NATION?

“I need f—in 10 minutes to make sure he’s
dead’: New Rob Ford video surfaces

Ford snaps the rubber band of human tolerance: Mallick
There appears to be no limit to the shameful and extraordinary
spectacle that is the mayoralty of Rob Ford.

Rob Ford’s mom says weight is his biggest problem

Rob Ford’s mother says mayor needs to
‘smarten up’ — but not go to rehab

Diane Ford says her son needs to get a driver, lose
weight, get an alcohol tester on his car, stop hanging
with bad friends, and maybe get some counselling.

No honour in hiding behind your mother, Rob Ford

IN HIGH FINANCE:

IN SLAVERY NEWS:

FROM THE FAR-FLUNG STATES:

ANOTHER POT RELATED DEATH:

Man jailed for minor pot charge died when guards ignored allergies
Michael Saffioti, 22, faced a misdemeanor charge in Washington, guards said he was “faking” serious food allergy

IN SEX NEWS:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, November 7, 2013

Headlines Du Jour is a cornucopia of news headlines lovingly picked at the height of freshness for your reading pleasure. Headlines Du Jour comprising many topics and many interests, but from news paths less traveled.

IN ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS:

Island of debris the size of TEXAS from 2011
Japanese tsunami is headed straight for the U.S.

• Part of the over one million tons of debris dispersed in the Pacific,
the trash island is located northeast of the Hawaiian Islands
• The first documented tsunami debris to reach California arrived in April 2013
• Boats, a dock, a soccer ball, and motorcycle have all been
identified on the West Coast as confirmed tsunami debris

IN EDUCATION PRISON NEWS:

MAYORS’ CORNER:

► This is not a comedy skit ◄
Mayor Ford leads children through his office
As part of Take Our Kids To Work Day, the confessed crack
cocaine user showed some kids where he works and parties. Sure!

The world tries in vain to understand Rob Ford
Outside Canada, the Rob Ford saga continues to mystify and amuse

Analysis – Rob Ford crack scandal:
Why Toronto’s mayor finally fessed up

Inside the ‘mind-boggling’ PR strategy of Toronto’s embattled mayor over past 6 months

► From the Wayback Machine ◄

► Troy, Michigan shows Toronto how it’s done ◄
A TORY deputy mayor has sparked outrage by calling for disabled
kids to be guillotined to avoid wasting cash on their care.

BULLY CORNER:

Florida law could make Richie Incognito pay triple teammate’s salary in damages

PAT ROBERTSON FOR PRESIDENT NEWS:

IN POKER NEWS:

23-year-old Ryan Riess wins $8.4 million prize

WAIT!!! WHAT???

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Mayor McCheese blames the Hamburglar for asking wrong questions

Welcome to today’s exciting edition of Headlines Du Jour, where only the freshest headlines are picked at the exact moment of ripeness for your news reading pleasure.

TORONTO’S MAYOR MC CHEESE ADMITS TO SMOKING CRACK:

Rob Ford : ‘Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.’
Rob Ford said he smoked crack about a
year ago. “I don’t even remember.
Probably in one of my drunken stupors.”

 

Full transcript of Mayor Rob Ford admitting he smoked crack cocaine

Doug Ford calls on Toronto police chief to step down
Says Chief Blair believes he’s ‘judge, jury and executioner’ in case involving Mayor Rob Ford

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford ‘could easily get re-elected’
The mayor’s base of support hasn’t eroded much, say experts

COCONUT GROVE’S SOILGATE AFFECTS POOR AND RICH:

Du Pont Mansion in Coconut Grove Is Buried in Poison

BUT, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLANETS WE HAVEN’T POLLUTED YET:

8.8 billion habitable Earth-size planets exist in Milky Way alone

ON THE ELECTION TRAIL:

Alabama GOP Special Election Candidate Told
Gays To ‘Go Back To California Or Vermont’

IN LGBT NEWS:

‘You Would Have To Kill Me’: Hawaii Police Union
President Speaks Against Gay Marriage Laws

IN HEALTH INSURANCE NEWS:

The Real Story Behind the Phony
Canceled Health Insurance Scandal

Insurance companies ripped off Americans for years
with lousy health plans. Obamacare was designed to fix that.

FROM THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS:

Family evacuated as deadly spiders hatch from Sainbury’s bananas
Terrified family flee London home after finding dozens of world’s most venomous
spiders hatching and crawling all over banana bought in supermarket chain

FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

John Carlisle: Utopia-seeking squatters struggle
to create oasis in rough Detroit neighborhood

CRAZY POLITICIANS’ CORNER:

Ted Cruz’s Father is a Dangerous Religious Fanatic

Fresh Plagiarism Charges Raised Against Rand Paul

He Did It Again: Rand Paul Caught Plagiarizing
Word for Word in Washington Times Op-Ed

Gun-loving rock star Ted Nugent on possible
run for president: ‘Sure, why not?’

15 Things You Need To Know About David Barton,
The Man Who Could Be Texas’s Next Senator

 

TODAY’S EXCITING EDITION OF COPS GONE WILD:

4 On Your Side looks into traffic stop
gone horribly wrong for Lordsburg man

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Colbert Trolls Fox News By Offering
@RealHumanPraise On Twitter, And It’s Brilliant 

 

 

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Judge Not 7 ► This Week’s Libertarian Lie

Unretouched pic of Judge Andy from my tee vee screen

Another week has passed, as has some more hot air from our favourite Libertarian, Judge “Andy” Andrew Napolitano, the resident Fox “News” Senior Judicial Analyst and Scaremonger.

I’m doing the best that I can, but once again Judge Nap fell down on his end of the bargain. I was only able to collect 27 posts from the Laughing Libertarian this week, which makes it that much harder to bring the Fox “News” Snark. However, it also makes it that much faster to compile Judge Not.

I need to take the good with the bad. So do you. Here’s this week’s Judge Not.

Taxation can only be theft or slavery? Those are our only choices, Judge? What about the price of living in a free country? Notice that this is how Judge Nap chooses to promote his own his book. This is not merely publisher’s publicity bumph. He really believes that shit.

I’d sign a petition to outlaw lies on so-called “news” networks like the one they have in Canada. Are you with me, Judge? Judge? Are you there? Whaddaya say? No more lies?

Because asking millionaires and billionares to chip in a little more is tantamount to theft or slavery. Right, Judge?

As we have discussed before, Judge Nap: facebook is a private company and can do what it wants. Mostly it reacts to user complaints and some faceless bureaucrat is forced to make a snap decision, some of which are just plain wrong. So, whaddaya wanna do about it, Judge?

An interesting question: Can parents violate the privacy rights of their own children? Judge Nap seems to think it’s boilerplate unconstitutional. I think it’s a question worth exploring.

Because we all know that President Obama is coming for your guns. Just ask Bully Boy Bolling.

Because a pledge to Grover Norquist is more important than his pledge to the Senate and/or his constituents.

One school district in FloriDuh has instituted a unique way to charge students for lunch. Judge Nap wants you to believe it’s the first step towards One World Government™. Next they will be installing RFID chips in newborns and in the upper arms of those who won’t willingly go off to the FEMA detention camps.

At the beginning of the week Judge Nap was calling this bill and end to our liberties and freedoms, even though the lawmaker who wrote it debunked that notion LAST WEEK. It’s not just that Judge Nap was wrong about this proposed law, but he was “fiery” wrong. The law that was passed was the EXACT opposite of what Judge Andy claimed.

Sometimes Fox “News” brings Judge Andy silly questions and he always seems willing to pick the low-hanging fruit.

Let’s start with education and prisons and then . . . Wait!!! What??? They already have? Never mind. 

This was debunked almost immediately. However, that didn’t stop Judge Nap from passing it along to his brain-dead followers. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if this gives Loofah Lad at Fox “News,” whose corporate parent hacked into a dead girl’s cell phone, a whole new idea for news gathering. No longer will The Falafel King have to send Jesse Watters out with a camera to follow and ambush people on vacation. He’ll just use the Fox “News” drone that Roger Ailes is buying.

Many of the secessionist comments I have read online were clearly racist. However, the general idea of Secession is not racist, just the sign of a sore loser. Are you a racist or a sore loser, Judge? Where do you stand?
Oh, Canada! Canada also has that dreaded Socialism of Universal Health Care. Now THAT’S Freedom!

Whatever happened to the right to be told the truth by a so-called “news” channel? Oh! That’s right! There is no right to the truth from a so called “news” station. Wanna start a petition with me, Judge Nap? We can model it after the Canadian law. Then we’ll do the same with Health Care. Whaddaya say, Judge Nap?

Let’s talk about drone strikes, Judge Nap. While I find them troubling, what would you do?

Wait!!! What??? Isn’t this the bill you were claiming at the beginning of the week would be the end of all of our rights and freedoms? However, it says the EXACT opposite of what you claimed, Judge Andy. Why is that?

A bit of return snark: Which freedom of yours has the government molested, Judge Nap? Name one.

By the end of the week Judge Andy is praising the bill he was against at the beginning of the week, even though his interpretation of the law was debunked by the lawmaker who wrote it last week. Way to flip flop, Judge Nap. Next Fox “News” will credit its opposition as having saved the day for Truth, Justice and the ‘Merkin Way™.

This is the opening line of a piece of poetry Judge Andy is working on. I can’t wait until it becomes a sentence.

Then shave your mustache; it makes you look like a ’80s porn star. Personally I think it’s HIGH-LARRY-US that Judge Andy identifies with a thoroughly dislikable sitcom character enough to pass along the stupid shit the character says.

Inflation anyone?

I guess that makes me a slave. I guess I have been a slave my entire life. Thanks for opening my eyes to my shackles, Judge Nap.

WE GET LETTERS: I was asked why the tallies in the early paragraphs of Judge Not do not match the posts below. It’s because I cull duplicates and those that are not snarkable (such as soldier’s suicides). Also to my OTHER correspondent: It’s not a conspiracy if I don’t use every one of Judge Andy’s posts. I may not even see all of his posts. I am not in front of my conputer 24 hours a day, even though it sometimes seems like it.

Don’t forget to join us next week for another exciting episode of Judge Not. Now, everybody
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