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TORONTO’S MAYOR MC CHEESE ADMITS TO SMOKING CRACK:
Rob Ford : ‘Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.’
Rob Ford said he smoked crack about a
year ago. “I don’t even remember.
Probably in one of my drunken stupors.”
Doug Ford calls on Toronto police chief to step down
Says Chief Blair believes he’s ‘judge, jury and executioner’ in case involving Mayor Rob Ford
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford ‘could easily get re-elected’
The mayor’s base of support hasn’t eroded much, say experts
COCONUT GROVE’S SOILGATE AFFECTS POOR AND RICH:
BUT, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLANETS WE HAVEN’T POLLUTED YET:
ON THE ELECTION TRAIL:
IN LGBT NEWS:
IN HEALTH INSURANCE NEWS:
The Real Story Behind the Phony
Canceled Health Insurance Scandal
Insurance companies ripped off Americans for years
with lousy health plans. Obamacare was designed to fix that.
FROM THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS:
Family evacuated as deadly spiders hatch from Sainbury’s bananas
Terrified family flee London home after finding dozens of world’s most venomous
spiders hatching and crawling all over banana bought in supermarket chain
FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
CRAZY POLITICIANS’ CORNER:
TODAY’S EXCITING EDITION OF COPS GONE WILD:
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