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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Hello again, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Bud Collyer, who most people know as a game show host, but he was also the first voice of Superman. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOOFBALLS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN ATHEISM:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MORNING JOE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Unpacking the Writer ► Closing Out Another Year

Crazy angles. Just like Batman.

Long-time readers of Not Now Silly know that Unpacking The Writer is a monthly feature, in which I pull back the curtain and reveal the man pulling the levers.

AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!!

New readers may be unaware that this is also my clever way to remind people to click on the adverts on these pages. The few cents I get from the monthly clicks don’t even cover the cost of storing the pics I use. [Did I say “few”? I meant miniscule.] However, now that Google has lowered the price of storage, I might actually be at the break-even point. Whoopie!

No matter. While money was never the reason I started a blog, it would be nice to make a few dollars here and there for all the hard work I put into these posts. On your mark. Get set. Start clicking.

I compare myself to Superman whenever I can.

Something else new readers may not know: I had a residency for a few years at NewsHounds, the motto of which is “We watch Fox so you don’t have to.” Because I was concerned Right Wing Crazies™ might want to hunt me down, I used a nom de plume. Because I thought it was funny, that pseudonym was Aunty Em Ericann. Because that so upset Right Wing Crazies™, some of them decided to hunt me down.

It’s the circle of life.

So, the Right Wing Crazies™ hunted me down and exposed my secret identity, just like I was a superhero and they were trying to conquer the world. No one ever accused them of being Braniacs, however.

In an effort to destroy me — because he couldn’t refute my message — Johnny Dollar was stupid enough to publish details of my alternative lifestyle at his sewer because, clearly, my sex life falls under his stated rubric of CABLE NEWS TRUTH. That’s the story I tell in the very first post on this blog: Johnny Dollar has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person.

TRUE STORY: This blog was launched to expose Mark Koldys. Therefore, if you like this blog, you have Johnny Dollar to thank for it. It’s my modest suggestion that the very best way to thank Johnny Dollar is to share my Johnny Dollar stories all across the World Wide Interwebs. Feel free to repost.

The more that people learn about Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham, the more repulsed they are. They are saddened such evil motherfuckers like Johnny Dollar and Grayhammy actually exist. They are outraged that people would do such a thing over political differences. They understand that I might be willing to forget this silly little cyber-feud — even after 3 years of relentless and mendacious attacks — except Koldys and/or Graham keep reminding me it’s time to write about them all over again. What’s funny is how they keep trying to convince people that they are the victims.

For all those reasons I ask my faithful readers to share, or trade, these blog posts with your family and friends. Here’s are some good places to start:

blackflon was once part of the Flying Monkey Squad, but became bored and
gave up his part in the feud. Maybe Mark Koldys & Ashley Graham will take a clue.

I guess I’m just nostalgic for the earliest days of this blog. While it started with the mission to destroy Johnny Dollar, I’ve branched out considerably since then.

For the first year — to keep the continuity and to bring along my NewsHound fans — this blog was slapped with the unweildy title of Headly Westerfield’s “Aunty Em Ericann” Blog, which I got tired of typing. A year ago, April 1st, I simplified it to Not Now Silly, the URL I had chosen a year earlier. It occurs to me that I’ve not told that story here:

When I was originally setting up this blog I was asked to come up with a URL. I knew that it was something that I’d have to live with for a while, so I typed one possibility after another. They were either already taken, or just seemed stupid when I stared at it long enough. I was just starting to get frustrated when Pops called me from the other room. “Not Now Silly” is what my fingers automatically typed. Then I hit enter. It was as good as any URL, I suppose and, just like every problem, I was over-thinking it. 

For some reason Keg tried it in blue before we settled on sepia.

When I decided to rename the blog last year, I reverted to that URL. Keg designed a logo I that I love, based on a pic I found on the innertubes.

To blow my own horn: I’m most proud of my investigative writing on Coconut Grove. Back when I was still disguised as Aunty Em, I wrote my first blog posts on the Charles Avenue Historical Marker. Accidentally stumbling across that marker led me to all my other reporting on Coconut Grove, from the Demolition by Neglect of the E.W.F. Stirrup House; to the quiet racism that led to Trolleygate; the historical racism that led to Old Smokey; right on down to documenting The Colour Line as it shifts throughout the history of Coconut Grove.

And, my Coconut Grove posts do pretty good, click-wise, because I have regular readers now who want to know what I’ve uncovered lately. However, nothing could have prepared me for the click action on my post of February 22nd, Aries Development Continues To Rape Charles Avenue, all about the illegal cutting of the trees at the E.W.F. Stirrup House. It garnered 1297 clicks in just a month, jumping to the #3 in the Not Now Silly Top Ten. Sadly that knocked one of my Johnny Dollar posts down to the #9 position.

Readers: I do it for you. Without my readers, these words would be meaningless. These last two years have been a great ride. I sure hope you’re going to stick around for the next few. Here are some videos I made that combines my love of history and my obsessive picture collecting. See you around the funny papers. Oh, and click on an advert. It won’t cost you a thing and you’ll feel better for it.

Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, December 10, 2013

During the night, while the world slept peacefully, the Not Now Silly interns were set loose on the internet and told not to return until they had collected 22 pounds of headlines, each. Just when they think they are done, they learn they won’t be fed until they’ve culled the night’s catch until only the best remain. Which is why you can now read today’s Headlines Du Jour.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Woman Goes for Jog, Gets Hit by Flying Deer

ANOTHER SKIRMISH IN THE PHONY WAR ON CHRISTMAS:

Sandy Rios On The War On Christmas: ‘This Is Exactly What Hitler Did In Nazi Germany’

OPTIMISM IS OVER-RATED:

We are deluding ourselves: The apocalypse is coming — and technology can’t save us

FREE THE WEED:

Zeoform: A New Plastic That Turns Hemp Into Almost Anything

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

Kentucky Man Sets Gun On Toilet Paper Dispenser
While Using Restroom, Gun Goes Off

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Fox News Reportedly Paid Fired
Exec Millions In “Hush Money”

Forthcoming Gabriel Sherman Book Reportedly
Drove A Wedge In Fox’s Public Relations Team

Book Club: How Fox News Built Its
Scream Machine In The Obama Era

Fox News guest tells female host to quit,
get married, have babies and ‘thank men’

SISTER SARAH:

Sarah Palin to Host Show
on Sportsman Channel

OH! OH!! CANADA!!!

Gold-embossed business cards created for Clement, Hawn against rules: documents

OY VEY, CANADA:

“Superman’s” forgotten Jewish roots

SO GLAD WE ARE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

‘Shockingly racist’ sign about Chiefs,
Redskins brings restaurant apology

Passing for white and straight:
How my looks hide my identity

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

Catholic high school teacher fired after applying for same-sex wedding license

GOP Congressman Wants NRCC to
Cut Off Funding for Gay Candidates

Anti-Gay Think Tank: ‘Its Not Bigorty Its Biology’

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

A Museum Grows On Kercheval; Its Founders
Are Out-Of-Town Artists Who Dig Detroit

After Millions Spent On Repairs, I-94 Is
Dark Again Thanks To Copper Thieves

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

Why Are Upworthy Headlines
Suddenly Everywhere?

My Facebook angst
The social network site kicks up so much anxiety and embarrassment for me. But that doesn’t mean I want to quit it

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

◄◄ D-List Celebrity Death Match ►►
Paris Hilton’s brother blames
Lohan for assault at Miami party

Barron Hilton, 24, says man struck him after
receiving orders to do so from Lindsay Lohan

FROM OUTER SPACE:

Mirrors in Giant Magellan Telescope ready to capture light from dawn of universe

In a “Rainbow” Universe Time
May Have No Beginning

TODAY IN BEATLES NEWS:

In Havana, 95-year-Old Minds Lennon Statue’s Specs

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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