Earlier this week, when I introduced robot drones to collect the daily headlines, little did I know how smoothly things would run in the Not Now Silly news room. Now when I wake up, the robots have already returned and the headlines are waiting on my desk. If I could only find a robot with news sense to cull the bad headlines — and then post this to the blog — I could sleep in.
I’m also going to need a never-ending supply of AAA batteries; these suckers use a lot of power. No matter, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.
WHERE WILL FUTURE HEADLINES DU JOUR COME FROM?
FREE THE WEED!!!
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
|Detroit has seen an uptick in history buffs and photographers
visiting its ruins since its bankruptcy filing.
THE RUIN PORN OF DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:
VIDEO DU JOUR:
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