Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, May 30, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Swing master Benny Goodman, who recorded the best known version of “Memories of You,” my favourite song of all time. But enough about me. Here are the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

SEND ‘EM TO THE WORLD COURT:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

NRA’s trick is to silence critics by claiming politics disrespects victims. But Richard Martinez can’t be silenced

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

A Nasa satellite detects a sudden burst
of gamma-rays in the Andromeda Galaxy, meaning two stars may have collided.

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.

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