I was recently asked, “What makes a Headline Du Jour?” The first line of defense, as always, is my army of drone robots. They spend the long nights traversing the innertubes, collecting only the best headlines — at the peak of perfection. The hardest part is keeping the robot drones from becoming self-aware, which is why I’ve limited their RAM. Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.
SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
Racism Literally Costs America $2 Trillion…Ready to Stop Payment?
This Iraq War Vet Was First to
Buy Legal Pot in Colorado
Six Things You Should Know
About Buying Pot In Colorado
South America May Be On the Verge Of a Marijuana Legalization Tidal Wave
THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:
On Christmas, Republicans Quietly Declare War on Themselves
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
Watch: Party Girl Says ‘We’re Gonna
F*ck Sh*t Up!” Live on Fox News
Kelly Wright, Juan Williams Pimp Christian
Right’s America Founded On Faith Meme
Duck Dynasty Patriarch Hates On Chinese, Says Muslims Are ‘Famous For Murder’
Franklin Graham chides Christians
for not fighting beside Phil
Robertson in ‘religious war’
‘Suck Dynasty’? Reality stars fizzle in awkward Fox New Year’s interview
Watch the Giant Rubber
Duck Pop and Deflate
TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:
Law firm demands Florida man remove racist
‘commercial or whatever it is’ from Internet
FROM OUTER SPACE:
NASA’s Hubble Sees Cloudy
Super-Worlds With
Chance for More Clouds
Video: Sun has ‘flipped upside down’ as new magnetic cycle begins
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