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CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:
Judge Questions Legality
of N.S.A. Phone Records
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?
School Fails To Call 911 When Six-Year-
Old, Amazing Johnson, Severs Finger
IN LGBT NEWS:
Russian TV Star Wants to Throw Gays into Ovens – ALIVE
INSTANT RELIEF FOR AFFLUENZA SUFFERERS:
‘Affluenza’ Judge gave 14 Year-old Black kid
far more of a punishment than the rich white kid
DON’T ZIMMER ME, MAN!
O’Mara faces Florida Bar complaint about Zimmerman case
ON THE FACEBOOKERY:
Facebook to Start Showing Video
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ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
In The Daily Beast, A Libertarian Says It’s Time To Sell Detroit’s Art
PHARMACEUTICAL CORNER:
The Selling of Attention Deficit Disorder
The Number of Diagnoses Soared Amid a 20-Year Drug Marketing Campaign
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
FOX News Channel Announces ‘All-American New Year’ Special
►► Starring that GREAT ‘Merkin singer Susan Boyle!!! ◄◄
Fox News host Elisabeth Hasselbeck thanks
creationist for ‘standing up’ to the atheists
TODAY IN SCIENCE:
Scientists split water into hydrogen, oxygen utilizing light, nanoparticles
NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:
China’s flag-bearing rover
photographed on moon
Sun will ‘flip upside down’
within weeks, says Nasa
Do We Live in a 10-Dimensional Hologram?
Why physicists imagine mind-bending black-hole universes.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:
Nirvana, KISS, Linda Ronstadt among Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees
IN ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS:
Has a natural world wonder just been approved
for destruction by the Australian government?
One of the natural wonders of the world is about to have
3 million cubic metres of seabed dumped on top of it.
HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:
Cats Chased Rats for Humans Over 5,000 Years Ago
Neanderthals buried their dead, according to new study
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