Wake up, sleepyheads. I SAID, “WAKE UP!!!”
The Not Now Silly news team has been out and about on the innertubes collecting only the most succulent headlines, at the exact moment of ripeness. So . . . pour yourself a cup of coffee, slap on your reading specs, and buckle your seat belts because it’s time for today’s Headlines Du Jour.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?
INSTANT RELIEF FOR AFFLUENZA SUFFERERS:
DON’T ZIMMER ME, MAN!
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
The Selling of Attention Deficit Disorder
The Number of Diagnoses Soared Amid a 20-Year Drug Marketing Campaign
FOX News Channel Announces ‘All-American New Year’ Special
►► Starring that GREAT ‘Merkin singer Susan Boyle!!! ◄◄
TODAY IN SCIENCE:
NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:
Do We Live in a 10-Dimensional Hologram?
Why physicists imagine mind-bending black-hole universes.
IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:
IN ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS:
Has a natural world wonder just been approved
for destruction by the Australian government?
One of the natural wonders of the world is about to have
3 million cubic metres of seabed dumped on top of it.
HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:
VIDEO DU JOUR: