Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 7, 2013

While you were asleep — getting the nightly beauty sleep you don’t even need because you’re perfect just the way you are — the Not Now Silly interns have been working diligently, wandering up and down the far less populated parts of the cyber-sphere, collecting nothing but the best headlines. When they are exhausted and can carry no more, they return in the hopes that I will finally feed them. However, that will only happen if I really like the headlines they brought back for you. Meanwhile, here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour.

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Drunk sheriff’s officer pulls over and
punches driver in road rage incident


TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

Attorney: Transgender murder victim’s
life not as valuable as higher class victims


ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY AGAIN:

Dick Cheney Didn’t Regret His Vote Against Freeing
Nelson Mandela, Maintained He Was A ‘Terrorist’

THE POLITICIZATION OF MANDELA’S DEATH:

A Comprehensive Guide To Conservative Reactions To Nelson Mandela’s Death

How Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC
Covered Nelson Mandela’s Passing

Meet The Mandela RINOs: Republicans
Who Lost Their R-Card For Praising Mandela

SC Sheriff Takes Stand Against Honoring
Mandela: ‘He Was Not an American!’

Rick Santorum compares himself to Nelson Mandela
fighting against the ‘apartheid’ of Obamacare

Columnist Under Fire for Blasting ‘Famous
Nice Black Man Dies!’ Mandela Coverage

The Worst Reactions to Nelson Mandela’s Death

Republicans praise Mandela, draw ire of supporters

HERE’S YOUR NEW WORLD ORDER:

The World Bank Pushes
For Universal Health Care
In Every Nation By 2030


ANOTHER SALVO IN THE PHONY WAR ON CHRISTMAS:

The Atheists Are Coming! Fox Wants You
to Blare the War on Christmas™ Sirens


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

‘Really?!’ Fox’s Gretchen Carlson Can’t Believe Her Guests All Love Pot So Much

O’Reilly Grills Palin About GOP Tea
Party Infighting: ‘You Can’t Keep
Sniping at Each Other’

Stewart Hammers Fox’s Stuart Varney: You
Want to Lecture the Pope on Helping the Poor?!

What kind of crazy MoFo would
support Pat Robertson for POTUS?

Exactly!!!


REMEMBER WHEN THIS CRAZY MOFO RAN FOR POTUS?

Pat Robertson tells woman: ‘Something in your character’ makes men abuse you

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Black cop says white colleagues arrested her knowing she was one of them

Ten Disturbingly Racist Things About St. Louis


NEWS YOU CAN USE . . . OR NOT:

Puddles is Atlanta’s sad clown with a golden voice


VIDEO DU JOUR:

Puddles Du Jour

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