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TODAY IN WTF? NEWS:
ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:
Unarmed Man Shot At By NYPD
Has Been Charged With Assault
Because Bullets Hit Bystanders
IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, I’D BE AN ARCHEOLOGIST:
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
‘God Help Us’: Fox News Columnist Calls Pope Francis the ‘Catholic Church’s Obama’
ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATH:
Shanghai’s Choking Smog
Registers ‘Beyond Index’
TODAY IN FOLK MUSIC:
Bob Dylan Stratocaster sets auction
record, sells for nearly $1 million
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Axel Foley Is Coming Back To Detroit
In Another ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ Film
THE HEAD BECKERHEAD:
Glenn Beck Says Daughter Brainwashed
into Thinking he is Anti-Gay
◄◄ From the Wayback Machine ►►
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck
NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:
Mysterious Alien Planet in
Farthest-ever Orbit Discovered
UA Astronomers Discover
Planet That Shouldn’t Be There
Massive Black Hole Duo: Possible
Sighting by NASA’s WISE
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