Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 14, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Hezekiah Leroy Gordon Smith, better known to Jazz fans as Stuff Smith., violinist extraordinaire. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

THE SPERM WARS:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The media monitoring service — used by MSNBC,
among others — is found to be transformative
Loofah Lad showing no self-awareness whatsoever

FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

No longer preggy leggy Meggy showing
off her journalistic credentials…again.

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Tucker Fucker Carlson showing
off his journalistic credentials

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bully Boy Bolling showing
off his journalistic credentials

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Greg Gutfeld showing off
his journalistic credentials

GREG GUTFELD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Sean Hannity showing off
his journalistic credentials

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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