Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, April 24, 2014

Hello there, Headliners. Today’s birthday girl is Barbra Streisand, still going strong. Before looking at today’s Headlines Du Jour, let’s have a look at a few from yesteryear:

And now, today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

THE END OF THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT:

Financial fast track to replace level competitive playing field

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

DOWN THE MEMORY HOLE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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