Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday August 28, 2014

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IN LGBT NEWS:

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Former CEO says the Australian newspaper
business is ‘vaingloriously ignoring the facts’
and is shackled by outdated management systems

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD AND NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GREG GUTFELD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

A groundbreaking survey of the site has turned up
tantalizing new clues to what really went on there

IN OUTER SPACE:

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