Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, October 2, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday belonds to the One! The only!! GROUCHO!!! Julius Henry Marx saw more than his fair share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN LGBT:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

TODAY IN GLOBAL WARMING:

PEEKING INTO WINDOWS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly: Interviewers Should “Be Provocative” And Ask Obama “Isn’t It Your Fault That These Two American Journalists Were Beheaded?”

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ALLEN WEST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MEDIA MAN HOWARD KURTZ IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Those Foxy Friends from the
Curvy Couch on Fox & Friends

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Doocy: “If Barack Obama Could, He Would Ban Guns In The Hands Of Everybody Except The Police”

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

West Says “It Would Be An Incredible
Honor” To Become Director

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MARTHA MACCALLUM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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