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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, November 16, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to W.C. Handy, Father of the Blues. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

Hoover’s letter to MLK

POST RACIAL ‘MERKA:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, October 5, 2014

Hello Headline hunters! Today’s birthday belongs to Elva Miller, who, as Mrs. Miller, warbled on variety shows all through the ’60s. She knew all about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

OUR WIRED WORLD:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JIM CROW AT FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, October 2, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday belonds to the One! The only!! GROUCHO!!! Julius Henry Marx saw more than his fair share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN LGBT:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

TODAY IN GLOBAL WARMING:

PEEKING INTO WINDOWS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly: Interviewers Should “Be Provocative” And Ask Obama “Isn’t It Your Fault That These Two American Journalists Were Beheaded?”

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ALLEN WEST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MEDIA MAN HOWARD KURTZ IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Those Foxy Friends from the
Curvy Couch on Fox & Friends

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Doocy: “If Barack Obama Could, He Would Ban Guns In The Hands Of Everybody Except The Police”

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

West Says “It Would Be An Incredible
Honor” To Become Director

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MARTHA MACCALLUM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Marc Bolan, who tragically died in a car crash much too young. Sadly, he became one of the headlines of yesteryear, on September 16, 1977:

Whew! Now here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR TODAY:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

“If Obama decides to run again (against US law)
or declares a National Emergency to suspend
elections in 2016, what will our Democrat sheriff do?”

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

The social networks we already have are not
giving us what we want. We’re turning to the
new thing because it’s new, not because it’s good

COMEDIANS IN THE NEWS ATTACKING FOX “NEWS” AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH SCHICKELGRUBER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JUDGE JEANINE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Like finding a molecular needle in a cosmic haystack, astronomers have detected radio waves emitted by isopropyl cyanide.

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, September 25, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s the birthday of poet, children’s author, cartoonist, and singer- songwriter Shel Silverstein. He saw his share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

A priest and bishop in Montana say
that’s the only way two gay men
who are lifelong Catholics can have
their church privileges restored.

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Blackwater’s Erik Prince: Mercenaries Are
As “Part Of American History As Apple Pie”
Krauthammer: “Do You Really Want To Be Running Around
The World Responsible For A Band Of Desperados?”

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Hello again, Headliners!Today’s birthday belongs to Mickey Rooney, who died earlier this year. He launched more than his fair share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR GOT OUR PREJUDICES:

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TEACHERS HOLD OUR FUTURE:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

U.S. Naval War College Professor Tells O’Reilly:
“This Is A Terrible Idea, Not Just As A
Practical Matter But As A Moral Matter”

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HARRIS FAULKER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Harris Faulker Discussing Man Who Jumped White House
Fence: “I Couldn’t Help But Let My Mind Just Flow” To Benghazi

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 21, 2014

Howdy Headliners!!! Today is the last full day of Summer and the birthday of Leonard Cohen, Canadian poet, novelist and singer. Born in 1934, he’s seen his number of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here is today”s Headlines Du Jour:

IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL:

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

What should happen to weed users and dealers busted before the stuff was legal?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Varney: Generous “Welfare
Web” Keeps People In A “Gilded Cage”

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, September 18, 2014

Hello there, Headliners.Today’s birthday belongs to the Eddie “Rochester” Anderson, one man who often got the best of Jack Benny. He lived through may Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s look at today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

IN LGBT NEWS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

GOP STANDS FOR GOT OUR PRIORITIES:

GET THE FRACK OUT OF HERE!!!

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

VIDEO BONUS DU JOUR:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

BEST HEADLINES DU JOUR:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HARRIS FAULKNER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STUART VARNEY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday August 2, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today Peter O’Toole would be celebrating his birthday if he hadn’t had the misfortune of dying last December. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

WHAT SCARES THE RIGHT WING??? EVERYTHING!!!

THE HOMOPHONE AGENDA:

FREE THE WEED!!!

So-called Prince of Pot gives 1st interview
to CBC since release from U.S. prison

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

One court sent him to prison for shooting
a woman. Another set him free over bad
police work. Was the NRA’s top lawyer
railroaded — or a bad guy with a gun?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOBBY BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Host Lists A “Ton Of Proof” That
Obama “Might Qualify For Impeachment”

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 6, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Swing bandleader Jimmie Lunceford, who knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?


FREE THE WEED!!!

INFORMATION ABOUT THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Carlson On Student’s Report: “He Went And Tattled To The Police”

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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