Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 6, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Swing bandleader Jimmie Lunceford, who knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?


FREE THE WEED!!!

INFORMATION ABOUT THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Carlson On Student’s Report: “He Went And Tattled To The Police”

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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