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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Hiya, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Cliff Richard, who rivaled Elvis in popularity in the U.K in his day. Among the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

TODAY IN MEDICINE:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, January 5, 2014

It’s the beginning of the first full week of the new year. I’ve yet to hear back from The O’Jays, but that fight’s so new the ink hasn’t dried on my rant yet. If I don’t hear back from them soon, I’ll be sending the robot drones after them. No matter. Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

A man tried to rob a bank after paying
$500 to a wizard to make him invisible

GET THE DUCK OUTTA HERE:

GOP’s “Duck Dynasty” problem: Why Phil
Robertson was a hugely important political story

Mike Duggan, Detroit’s First White Mayor in 40 Years, Takes Office

Duggan turns to cronies first

IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I GOT HERE. HONEST!!!

The Year We Broke the Internet
An explanation. An apology. A plea.

RELIGION CORNER:

Bill Nye To Debate Evolution At Kentucky Creation Museum

Pastor Tries to Walk on Water
Like Jesus, Then Drowns
in Front of His Congregation

SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:

100-Million-Year Old Amber
Fossil Preserves Ancient
Flowers Caught In The Middle
Of Sexual Reproduction

Bizarre ‘Earthquake Light’ Mystery Has Been Solved! They Aren’t UFOs

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Rob Ford Kicks Off Toronto Mayoral Campaign With Misinformation

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Fox News and Right Wing Media Attack Journalists For Reporting the Truth About Benghazi

EDJUMAKATING THE MASSES:

Here’s Exactly How Much the Government Would
Have to Spend to Make Public College Tuition-Free

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Headlines
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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, January 3, 2014

What makes a headline good enough for Headlines Du Jour? The biggest criteria is that it has to be interesting to me. I figure it’ll also interest at least one of my readers. Being funny, or absurd doesn’t hurt, either. However, more than anything else it has to be attractive to my robot drones, which do all my headline picking now. Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.

RELIGION CORNER:

Mayor declares 2014 the ‘year
of the Bible’ in Texas city

SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:

Dogs align themselves with Earth’s magnetic field when it comes time to poop

El Nino may be behind melting of Antarctica’s Pine Island Glacier

How mysterious orbs could be used to predict earthquakes: Scientists link strange lights to movement in the Earth’s crust

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

It’s Official: A Peruvian Man Owns the Crumbling Packard Plant

UAW Trust: Fiat’s $4.35 billion deal for
Chrysler is ‘best possible outcome’ for retirees

Detroit Murders Drop, But City Recorded Same Number as NY

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Young Viewers Avoid Fox
News Like the Plague
as Ratings Drop 30%

Fox Business host Stuart Varney: Ice in Antarctica
proves ‘global cooling’

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:

Florida expected to surpass NY in population,
Sunshine State embodies 21st century America

Miami’s got new city commission leaders

THE “P” IN GOP STANDS FOR PARTY:

Defying GOP Leaders, Rep. Trey Radel Won’t Resign After Rehab

Cocaine Congressman Trey
Radel Draws $1 Million
Super PAC Challenge

Partisan Evolution Gap? Politically Insignificant, GOP Says


TODAY IN OUTER SPACE:

New studies give strong boost to binary-star formation theory

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Headlines
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