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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, April 13, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of Butch Cassidy, born on this day in 1866. He knew a thing or two about the Headlines of Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSTRUCTIONISTS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE GEORGE W. BUSH LEGACY:

Senate committee found CIA interrogations and detentions to be ‘brutal’ and urges administration to release report as quickly as possible.

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

FROM THE HATERS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

CAN YOU DIG IT:

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Murdoch: Fox “Absolutely Saved” The GOP

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Hosts Ask “Who Cares” About Racism, Claim
Obama Administration Set Back National Racial Relations

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JERRY LEWIS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, November 30, 2013

The Not Now Silly news team never sleeps!!! While you were geting your 40 winks, they were creeping and crawling through the internets, filling their buckets with only the best in Headlines Du Jour for your Saturday.

JUST BECAUSE THE MSM HAS FORGOTTEN:

Orphans in Philippines Speak
of Typhoon’s Horrors

BLACK FRIDAY IS THE NEW BLACK FRIDAY:


110+ People Arrested As Nationwide
Protest Against Walmart Grows Stronger

Walmart on Black Friday: Scenes from the apocalypse

Senators blast Wal-Mart “trampling” workers’ rights
as dozens of activists are arrested on Black Friday

“It is time that Walmart pays its workers a fair wage and
stops trampling on their rights,” say Sherrod Brown et al

WHERE DO THOSE CHEAP GOODS COME FROM?

I Tried to See Where My T-Shirt Was Made,
and the Factory Sent Thugs After Me

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:

The Supreme Court Could Rule that Hobby
Lobby is More of a Person than You Are

THERE IS STILL SO MUCH WORK TO BE DONE:

Adolescent AIDS rates up alarmingly, UN finds
But mother-to-child transmission of HIV has been dramatically reduced, UNICEF reports

CRACK CORNER:

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford could be denied entry to U.S.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says he wants to attend the NHL Winter Classic hockey game near Detroit. He may not get past Windsor.

CRACKED CORNER:

Birther preacher claims Obama had mother of his ‘love child’ killed outside White House

CRACKER CORNER:

North Dakota white supremacist hospitalized after hunger strike

CANADIAN CORNER:

Harper’s hockey book includes thanks to Nigel Wright for ethics help

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

A Bullet
On November 4, 2008, Barack Obama, America’s first African-American Presidential nominee, won the Presidency of the United States of America. This week, two weeks following that historic event, marks the fifth anniversary of when a racist put a bullet through the front window of my home.

FROM THE WAYBACK MACHINE:

Jerry Lewis’s Immortal Lip-Sync to a Trombone
Lewis’s clever pantomime from The Errand Boy has lived on in
Family Guy spoofs and fan-made YouTube reenactments 52 years later.

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