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Bill “The Falafel King” O’Reilly Born ► Throwback Thursday

Yes, he actually said this without a hint of irony

If there’s any single person that I wish we could throw back, it’s Fox “News” fabulist and serial exaggerator Bill O’Reilly. 

Loofah Lad is a Fox “News” anchor, both literally and figuratively, because he’s the highest rated liar on Fox, just not the only liar.

O’Reilly calls himself a cultural warrior battling all those forces of evil that most of us accept as part of a multiracial, pluralistic society. Entire books and websites have been written about this man, so I won’t bother. However, the reason he’s perfect for this rubric is he wants to throwback the country to the lily White suburbs of of his ’50s Levittown, where he grew up; a man so uncomfortable around Black folk, that every time he brings up the issue of race, he embarrasses himself.

Bill is a Catholic, who is getting a divorce. He’s now engaged in an ugly battle with his ex-wife, where he’s been accused of domestic violence:

The transcript includes testimony from Larry Cohen, a psychologist appointed to interview and make assessments about each member of the family during the dispute. (Note that “M.” refers to O’Reilly’s daughter.)

“M. [his daughter] reported — having seeing an incident where I believe she said her dad was choking her mom or had his hands around her neck and dragged her down some stairs.”  

 Meanwhile, The Falafel King lectures and hectors ‘Merka to live exemplary lives.

Can we throw him back already?

As is traditional in his falsely titled No Spin Zone, we’ll give Bill the last word:

Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, January 15, 2014

When Fox “News” is outlawed, only outlaws will watch Fox “News.” While I don’t believe my headline-collecting robot drones planned it, there seems to be an awful lot of headlines about Fox “News” today. Let’s get right to today’s Healines Du Jour.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Study Finds White Americans Believe They
Experience More Racism Than African Americans

BE ON THE LOOKOUT:

Black Man Suspected of Suspicious Stuff, West Virginia Paper Reports

FREE THE WEED!!!

Study: Marijuana Doesn’t
Affect Driving Performance

Marijuana advocates
lay groundwork for
legalization in Mass.

Colo., Wash. votes bring push for a
2016 ballot item on legalization

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox in Freefall as Rachel Maddow Beats Fox
News For an Entire Week In the Ratings

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly and Hume Still Blame ‘Feminized Atmosphere’ for Making Christie a ‘Bully’

‘I Just Freaking Answered It!’ Mary Katharine Ham Clashes with O’Reilly Again over Pot


MEGYN KELLY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly advises McConnell: Stop fighting
Obama in court and ‘try to impeach him!’

DR. KEITH ABLOW IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox psychiatrist invents ‘data rage’ after theater shooting to blame phones instead of guns

ROGER AILES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Inside The Laughable Cable News Blog Roger Ailes Reportedly Created
“The Cable Game” Fawned Over Fox
Talent, Smeared Network Enemies

“I Can’t See Her Legs!”: Roger Ailes’ Rampant Sexism

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Phone Hacking Trial Shown Footage Of Alleged Cover-Up By Rebekah Brooks’ Husband


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