While you were sleeping the Now Now Silly news team was wandering up and down, back and forth, throughout the entire internet to gather nothing but the best in headlines. Only when they return are they finally fed their one meal a day. But don’t be concerned for them because it’s time for today’s Headlines Du Jour.
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:
FINALLY! A FAIR AND BALANCED REPORT!!!
I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:
The “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:
MORE DISPATCHES ABOUT DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Daniel Dale: Rob Ford is lying about me, and it’s vile
Literally every single thing Mayor Rob Ford told Conrad Black about
my conduct on May 2, 2012 is false in some way. Let’s go lie by lie.
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