The daily collecting of Headlines Du Jour is a tricky thing. Not Now Silly sends its interns and parolees out into the innertubes, each provisioned with scissors and a wicker basket. They carefully cut out the headlines and place them respectfully into the basket. Only when their basket is full are they allowed to return for food and water. Now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.
STOP THE INSANITY:
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:
At Least 194 Children Have Been Shot to Death Since Newtown.
Police: Three Year-Old Shot Himself In The
Head After Parents Left Gun On Kitchen Counter
6 police officers injured, 2 suspects killed in shootings
SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
NAACP calls for probe of ‘harassment’
by Miami Gardens police
IN LBGT NEWS:
9 Stupid Myths About Bisexuals
That Will Make You Laugh
TRUE STORY: THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD!
Republican Candidate Says You Have to
Talk to Women on an Emotional Level
John McCain reacts to Obama’s Castro
handshake: ‘Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler’
North Carolina Republican’s DWI and drug
possession arrest is his fourth in office
TODAY IN GOD:
Fischer: Pot Should Be
Illegal Because Its Use
Violates Biblical Teaching
Creationist home school curriculum isn’t just inaccurate — it’s really, really dumb
What the New Atheists Get Very Wrong About Religion
I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:
Police Called To Home To Break Up Family
Fight Over Decorating Of Christmas Tree
Fox News host flips over atheist holiday display:
‘Baby Jesus is behind the Festivus pole!’
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
Fox News Wonders If
Castro Friend Nelson
Mandela Would Have Hated
Obama’s Castro Handshake
Megyn Kelly to Leno:
Ask Karl Rove if I’m
‘This Conservative Operative’
Anti-LGBT baker tells Fox News that Jesus ‘wants me’ to deny cakes to gay couples
Fox Allows Anti-Obamacare Guest To Hide Koch Funding
Elisabeth Hasslebeck Endorses Anti-Gay Discrimination
Because Religious Freedom And Free Enterprise!
LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS:
O’Reilly Goes Ballistic Over Denver Post Hiring Pot Editor: They’re ‘Promoting Intoxication!’
Bill O’Reilly Freaks Out
About Denver Post Pot Editor
THE FALAFEL KING SAYS:
O’Reilly to Rove: GOP Lacks Real Leader,
Any Strong Alternative to Obamacare
CRACK MAYOR CORNER:
Rob Ford should apologize to
Star reporter, says deputy
Rob Ford suggests Bill Blair’s investigation of him was retribution for proposed budget cuts
Conrad Black out-Mansbridges Mansbridge
Rob Ford, Conrad Black and the death of decency
Rob Ford saga biggest Canadian story in U.S. this century
SCIENCE CORNER:
Simulations back up theory that Universe is a hologram
A ten-dimensional theory of gravity makes the same predictions as standard quantum physics in fewer dimensions.
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