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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 30, 2014

It’s the last day of June, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Canadian troubadour Murry McLaughlin. Here are some of the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:


INCOME INEQUALITY IN ‘MERKA:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOOFBALL:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:


FREE THE WEED!!!

‘This really is a time when there should be
laboratories of democracy,’ former president says

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BILL KRISTOL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LARRY GATLIN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Good morning, Headliners!!! Today is the birthday of United Artists, a company I once worked for. It was started by Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks, and D.W. Griffiths on this date in 1919. But, that’s yesterday’s headlines. Here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour.

IN LGBT NEWS:

BREAKING: Scotland legalizes same-sex marriage

AT&T Is First Olympic Brand to Condemn Russia’s Anti-Gay Laws

GET THE FRACK OUT OF HERE!!!

NEWS YOU CAN USE:

How to avoid the ‘one ring scam’ that’s been blowing up your phone

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:

Republicans Self Destruct as Conservative Group Tries to Overthrow Boehner and McConnell

BOYCOTT THE SOCHI OLYMPICS!!!

Journalists at Sochi are live-tweeting their hilarious
and gross hotel experiences

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Criminal investigation
into Mayor Rob Ford
‘very active,’ top Toronto
police detective says

TEE VEE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Enabling Chris Christie: How Fox News, Joe Scarborough and faux-centrist pundits lie, deny and shade the truth
Bad journalism, false equivalency, phony
objectivity: Christie coverage shows why
mainstream media can’t be trusted

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Did A Right-Wing Media
Backlash Kill Karl Rove’s
Attempt To Moderate The GOP?

Believe it or not: He’s not talking about Fox “News”


LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly outFoxed by Obama

O’Reilly Forgets To Fact-Check Before Lecturing Obama For Not Addressing Black Issues

Five things you need to know about Bill O’Reilly’s interview with President Obama

Bill O’Reilly Demands Obama Explain How He’s Unfair to Him: VIDEO


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, December 28, 2013

When Not Now Silly fired all the headline collecting interns and replaced them with robot drones, I thought life would get simpler. That has not proven the case. While they don’t agitate for days off, I think the drones have become sentient. Don’t look them directly in the eye and you should be fine.

I’M SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

‘Suspicious’ KKK flyers found in Chicago suburb: ‘The Klan is awake!’

Ann Coulter Trolls With Racist Article As
President Obama Wishes a Happy Kwanzaa


LGBT NEWS:

Catholic School Asked Gay Administrator to Dissolve His Marriage

Colorado State Football Coach Suspended For Using Gay Slur


GET THE DUCK OUTTA HERE!!!

A&E Reverses Decision to ‘Suspend’ Phil Robertson


THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:

Neal Boortz: GOP Won’t Take Senate in
2014, and It’s Social Conservatives’ Fault

Rove’s Republican rivals step up


WAIT!!! WHAT???

Israel Newspaper Issues Hilarious Correction to Article Claiming Bugs Bunny is Jewish


TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

Tanning Salons Now Outnumber McDonald’s in Florida


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Another Magical Tee Vee Moment ► KKKarl Rove Blunders Badly

While he’s mostly as serious as a festering boil, there was unintended comedy from KKKarl Rove during the Fox “News” election coverage last night.

Rove was, once again, in the catbird’s seat. Once again, Fox “News” was allowing him to spout election lies without ever once — during the entire election cycle — revealing his MASSIVE conflict of interest. For, you see, Rove’s 2 SuperPACs spent an estimated $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections. Yet, Fox “News” neglected to mention that the billions of times that KKKarl Rove was on the network.

Last night, as KKKarl Rove was watched his money swirl around the bowl for the last time, he couldn’t accept the inevitable. When the network called Ohio, the deciding state, for President Obama, KKKarl Rove’s head finally exploded. He challenged the Fox “News” Decision Desk and demanded Fox “News” to get a second opinion, from the same people who made the 1st decision.

To quote Chris Wallace, who understood he was in the middle of a train wreck, “Awkward.”

Not as awkward as doing what KKKarl Rove says. I guess if you’re spending $300,000,000.00 to help Fox “News” elect Mendacious Mitt, it gives one certain liberties. Clearly you can call the shots.

However, it wouldn’t be Bret Baier who will get a second opinion; it will be his blonde sidekick. Poor Megyn Kelly. She suddenly found herself on a Forced March, in which she was had to ad lib without a teleprompter. It wasn’t pretty.

When Meggy finally arrived at the Brain Room Decision Desk, she challenged them as gently as possible. “Hey, hey, hey, kids. KKKarl says you’re full of crap.” The Katzenjammer Kids merely replied, as politely as possible, “Karl Rove is full of shit.

It must be watched to be believed. In Part I: KKKarl Challenges the orthodoxy; followed by Part II, in which Meggy takes her long, lonely walk.

Maybe there are some things that money cannot buy, KKKarl. That’s why this is truly another magical tee vee moment.