Bully Boy Bolling clearly has a mission: To save ‘Merka from the Socialist Hoards. That’s not Fair and Balanced, but then Fox “News” never was, never will be.
So many threats to our great republic.. one clear and present danger… Socialism.. bring back free market capitalism to save the place
— ericbolling (@ericbolling) September 26, 2012
I can’t be everywhere. If you see Bully Boy Bolling do something funny, or egregious, or egregiously funny, please let me know.
No sooner do I start a new series dedicated to Eric Bolling stupidity, than up pops Bully Boy Bolling with something profoundly stupid. True, it’s not roll-down-windows-on-airplane stupid, but you run on the candidate you have, not on the one you wish you had, Bully Boy.
The true irony is that Greg Gutfeld starts off the idiocy by reading an inflammatory remark by Rep. Allen West to get everybody riled up. The crazy ricochets around the table, sparing no one, until it lands on Bully Boy Bolling. It’s hard to tell who says the stupidest shit here, Gutfeld, Andrea Tantaros, Dana Perino, or Eric Bolling. However, ties always go to Bully Boy Bolling, who will just take the award anyway.
I’ve been following Bully Boy Bolling for quite a while. I was there to review The Five on his very first The Five show. I stand by everything I wrote. It’s still the worst show on tee vee. “Some people say” that it beats all other cable news shows in the universe. “Some people say” that makes my assessment wrong then and doubly wrong now.
That’s why the food at McDonald’s is way better better than the food at Lutèce. That’s how McDonald’s put Lutèce out of business, right?
All the reasons why The Five is the worst show on tee vee is a subject I’ve covered many times at NewsHounds. Nothing has changed with the show since then, so I won’t repeat myself. However, I’ve decided to launch a new series called Chew Mein and Bolling, or an Eric “Bullshit” Bolling Watch, because someone has to keep an eye on this Mofo.
Bolling really says some amazing shit. Chow Mein and Bolling is a place to document it.
It’s not just Bully Boy Bolling who is a total idiot. Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will bring you gems from these feeds of Bolling and His Beauties, as I call them, when I’m not being profane.
At any given moment the The Bolling Beauties™ feed will consist almost entire of his sycophants retweeting his boneheaded idiocy. Above is a live feed from which I’ll cull gems from week to week.
Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will be stupid shit Eric Bolling has said on facebook, like these clever bon mots from today.
He must be testing material for today’s show. Anyone feel like betting
$10,000.00 that he drops a variation of one of those turds on today’s
show?
At other times Chow Mein and Bolling will be BS Boy’s detritus gathered by Blogs across the nation –No! Across the world — like this:
And, if I ever figure out how to edit video, the very stupid shit he says on The Five that Fox “News” never puts online. Of the hour show, Fox “News” only ever posts one segment. Hopefully, Chow Mein and Bolling will be “all the Bolling, all the time!”
All the justification needed for this new series:
The only way to take
Eric Bolling
is out of context.
Meanwhile here’s the original Chow Mein and Bowling, after which this new series is lovingly named … until Mike Nesmith sues me:
Don’t forget to tune in to our next episode of Chow Mein and Bolling, whenever I write one.
Chow Mein and Bolling is a leisure time activity of The Fox News Spin Cycle.