Sadly, it happened. As I explained in yesterday’s Headlines Du Jour, my headline-collecting robot drones have become self-aware and are now controlling your refridgerator. That’s why I’ve gone back to collecting all headlines by hand. It’s safer. Having said that, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.
FOLLOW THE MONEY:
Va. consultant Boyd Marcus’s case shows how money trumps principles in politics today
A BRIDGE/FLOOD TOO FAR:
Hoboken residents blast Christie
administration amid mayor’s
allegations of strong-arming
ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:
Cops Get So Rough with
Straight A Student That
They Rupture His Testicle
SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:
‘Bio-Bot’ That Swims Like Sperm Is An ‘Exciting Advance’ In Self-Propelled Biological Robots
MORE ON TROLLEYGATE:
How fed dollars for trolleys in Miami-Dade, local cities spurred civil rights investigation
◄ From the Not Now Silly Archives ►
Soilgate Is Trolleygate Writ Large ► A Century of
Coconut Grove Racism
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:
Wal-Mart Wrote An Entire Guidebook On How To Silence Its Workers
THE EVER-PUZZLING STANDARDS AT FACEBOOK:
Facebook Claims Support For Black Films ‘Violates Community Standards’
THE LATEST NAZI ANALOGY:
LGBT NEWS:
Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death
FREE THE WEED:
In Which Nancy Grace Debates Nancy Grace About Marijuana
Harry Reid, ‘We waste a lot of time and law enforcement going after guys smoking marijuana.’
Bill Murray Delivers Incredibly Persuasive Argument in Favor of Recreational Marijuana
FROM OUTER SPACE:
Why are we fascinated by astronomy?
TODAY IN RELIGION:
Brownback To Rally Christian
‘Freedom Fighters’ To ‘Cause A
Revolution’ And Take Back America
HYPOCRITE DU JOUR:
Rand Paul: ‘That’s what gave us Jim Crow’
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