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Bully Boy Bolling Is A Coward ► Chow Mein and Bolling 7

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Unretouched pic of Bully Boy Bolling
taken right off my tee vee screen

Like most bullies, Bully Boy Bolling has proven himself to be a supreme coward — and one with a thin skin to boot. The other day he tweeted at me how disinterested he was in my Chow Mein and Bolling series, but not so disinterested that he couldn’t NOT respond. See how that works?

So thrilled was I that Bully Boy Bully recognized little ol’ me, and my little ol’ blog, that I created an entire post around his tweet.

This morning Bully Boy Bolling sent out another tweet demonstrating his thin skin (which I’ll get to shortly) and that’s he’s also going to stick with his crazy, already debunked, wacky, conspiracy theory that last week’s Jobs Report was cooked. Naturally, I sought to capture his idiocy to embed it here. Low and behold, I was greeted with this message from Twitter:

You have been blocked from
following this account at
the request of the user.

Like most bullies, Bully Boy Bolling has proven he can dish it out, but he can’t take it. And that brings us to his latest nonsense.

Last night Jon Stewart and The Daily Show took on the Right Wing’s Phony Jobs Report Conspiracy Theory head on. Naturally Bully Boy Bolling was criticized for (once again) displaying his total hypocrisy. Watch:

Remember what I said above about Bully Boy Bolling having a thin skin? This morning he sent out the following:

Bully Boy Bolling can’t be so stupid as to think: 1). Sending out the link that demonstrates his idiocy beyond a shadow of a doubt is really a good idea; 2). That doubling down on a stupid conspiracy will suddenly make it less stupid; 3). Blocking me on Twitter is going to make any difference to me following, and making fun of, his bullshit.

As of this writing three of the Top Five posts on my blog for the week are from my Chow Mein and Bolling series. I’m clearly giving my readers what they want.

However, Bully Boy, thanks for playing our home game.

Bolling’s New Conspiracy Theory ► Chow Mein and Bolling 6

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Bully Boy Bolling strikes again. During “The Five” on Thursday Bolling opened his mouth and inserted his foot, which is standard operating procedure for the Bully Boy. It came in the middle of a discussion where 4 of the 5 were doing several victory laps over President Obama’s poor performance at the first debate. Suddenly, and without warning, Bully Boy went all Bully Boy on Juan Williams with a brand new conspiracy theory:


JUAN WILLIAMS: Let me ask you guys a question. Do you believe that what happened last night, even — I’m gonna say, “I’m wrong and you’re right.” —

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE: Thank you, Finally!

JUAN WILLIAMS: — So do you believe that was a game-changer and now the election is all different? I don’t believe anybody changed their vote — [crosstalk]

BULLY BOY: He lost — [crosstalk]

GUILFOYLE: Oh, I do. HUH!

BULLY BOY: Oh he got smoked, Juan, but here’s the thing — here’s the thing: You know — you know this. You’ve done campaigns before. For opposition research. Right? You have all this stuff in your back pocket ready to release — Mitt Romney. They had the tape — the 47% tape — they released it at the specific time. You know Chicago — the campaign is sittin’ there with all this research. “When are we gonna send some of this stuff out?” There’s going to be some Chicago-style, thug, gangster politics coming —

GUILFOYLE: Yep.

BULLY BOY: They’re going to release something — [crosstalk]

WILLIAMS: You’re nervous? You mean, you’re nervous? I thought this was a celebration for the right.

BULLLY BOY: They have to fix this. They have to fix this.

DANA PERINO: I think, I think by Monday morning we’re going to see some attacks on Mormonism.

WILLIAMS: Oh my God, you think —

PERINO: Absolutely.

WILLIAMS: — they’re gonna get dirty with this guy?

PERINO: Somebody’s going to. It won’t be the Obama campaign —

Watch:

Keep in mind this latest whacked out Bully Boy Conspiracy Theory™ came only two days after The Drudge Report, The Daily Caller, Sean Hannity and Fox “News” tried to use a 5-year old video of Obama to stir up racial enmity among their brain dead audiences.

Later in the evening Bully Boy Bolling sent out the following. However, it’s impossible to know whether it referred to this conspiracy theory, or not:

Emotion we can all understand, Bully Boy. However, it can never be in “the best intentions for America” to accuse the President of the United States to be part of “Chicago-style, thug, gangster politics” without some actual proof. You should be ashamed of yourself . . . again. But you’ve already proven you have no shame and will race-bait this president who lives in the White Hizzy.

Chow Mein and Bolling 5 ► Bully Boy Lies (Again)

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It all began, as crap like this usually does, early Tuesday with The Drudge Report announcing via banners, and whistles, and fireworks, and ticker-tape parades, that there was a Big Scoop Coming!!! Then Sean “Scammity” Hannity announces he will have EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE never-before-seen video of President Obama on his evening show.

Within minutes the Blogosphere has sussed out that the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE video is a 5-year old speech by then-Senator Obama. Within minutes the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE video is splashed all over the innertubes, which seems appropriate because that’s where it had been hiding in plain sight for the past 60 months or so. That took the air out of Scammity’s EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE Big Scoop. Undaunted, he goes ahead Tuesday night because, after all, he’s been hyping it all damned day. It made for great comedy that the EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE speech was covered extensively at the time it was given. However, Scammity, aided and abetted by Tucker Carlson of The Daily Caller, tried to use Obama’s speech at Hampton University to Play the Race Card™:

“Angry Black man condemns Whitey.” 

What was supposed to be EXPLOSIVE turned out to be merely a damp squib. However, that didn’t stop Bully Boy Bolling from trying to fan the flames to keep it alive, which were already going out. Soon after Scammity’s show he sent out this little missive:

TRANSLATION: Be scared of Angry Black Man. However, Bully Boy Bolling wasn’t quite done. Midday Wednesday Bully Boy Bolling pumped out the following double-post:

But, in typical Bully Boy fashion, Eric Bolling did disappoint. He disappointed by lying to his brain dead audience, which will never discover the truth:



According to Media Matters: 

But Bolling’s attack is way off base. Then-Senator Obama did vote to waive the Stafford Act for Katrina relief. In fact, he was one of the Senate’s major proponents for waiving the Stafford Act.

In 2007, two similar supplemental spending bills contained funding for Katrina relief that was not subject to Stafford Act restriction.  At the time Obama opposed one version of the bill because it did not contain a timeline for U.S. withdrawal from Iraq. In a May 24, 2007, statement explaining his vote against the U.S. Troop Readiness, Veterans’ Care, Katrina Recovery, and Iraq Accountability Appropriations Act, Obama said: “With my vote today, I am saying to the President that enough is enough. We must negotiate a better plan that funds our troops, signals to the Iraqis that it is time for them to act and that begins to bring our brave servicemen and women home safely and responsibly.”

While Obama voted against the 2007 supplemental spending bill Eric Bolling is referring to, he voted for the other version of the supplemental bill that included both a timetable for U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq and a waiver for the Stafford Act that would provide relief to New Orleans.

And, these things end, as they always do, with Jon Stewart making fun of Fox “News.”

That ends this exciting episode of Chow Mein and Bolling. Tune in next time when we eviscerate the Bully Boy all over again.

NFL Refs Are More Union Thuggery ► Chow Mein and Bolling 4

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I’ll bet Bully Boy Bolling was on his couch cursing out the Scab Refs on Monday night. I also bet Bolling was secretly lauding the return of the Union Refs last night. However, to hear Bullshit Bolling talk of it, all NFL Union Refs are just another example of Union Thuggery:

If there’s one thing Bully Boy Bolling knows all about, it’s thuggery. He’s the biggest thug on tee vee.

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Chow Mein and Bolling 3 ► Tweet Du Jour

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Bully Boy Bolling clearly has a mission: To save ‘Merka from the Socialist Hoards. That’s not Fair and Balanced, but then Fox “News” never was, never will be.

I can’t be everywhere. If you see Bully Boy Bolling do something funny, or egregious, or egregiously funny, please let me know.

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Chow Mein and Bolling #2 ► Warns Against ‘Wag The Dog’ Scenario

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No sooner do I start a new series dedicated to Eric Bolling stupidity, than up pops Bully Boy Bolling with something profoundly stupid. True, it’s not roll-down-windows-on-airplane stupid, but you run on the candidate you have, not on the one you wish you had, Bully Boy.

The true irony is that Greg Gutfeld starts off the idiocy by reading an inflammatory remark by Rep. Allen West to get everybody riled up. The crazy ricochets around the table, sparing no one, until it lands on Bully Boy Bolling. It’s hard to tell who says the stupidest shit here, Gutfeld, Andrea Tantaros, Dana Perino, or Eric Bolling. However, ties always go to Bully Boy Bolling, who will just take the award anyway.

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Inaugural Post of New Series ► Chow Mein and Bolling

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I’ve been following Bully Boy Bolling for quite a while. I was there to review The Five on his very first The Five show. I stand by everything I wrote. It’s still the worst show on tee vee. “Some people say” that it beats all other cable news shows in the universe. “Some people say” that makes my assessment wrong then and doubly wrong now.

That’s why the food at McDonald’s is way better better than the food at Lutèce. That’s how McDonald’s put Lutèce out of business, right?

All the reasons why The Five is the worst show on tee vee is a subject I’ve covered many times at NewsHounds. Nothing has changed with the show since then, so I won’t repeat myself. However, I’ve decided to launch a new series called Chew Mein and Bolling, or an Eric “Bullshit” Bolling Watch, because someone has to keep an eye on this Mofo.

Bolling really says some amazing shit. Chow Mein and Bolling is a place to document it.

It’s not just Bully Boy Bolling who is a total idiot. Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will bring you gems from these feeds of Bolling and His Beauties, as I call them, when I’m not being profane.

At any given moment the The Bolling Beauties™ feed will consist almost entire of his sycophants retweeting his boneheaded idiocy. Above is a live feed from which I’ll cull gems from week to week.

Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will be stupid shit Eric Bolling has said on facebook, like these clever bon mots from today.

He must be testing material for today’s show. Anyone feel like betting
$10,000.00 that he drops a variation of one of those turds on today’s
show?

At other times Chow Mein and Bolling will be BS Boy’s detritus gathered by Blogs across the nation –No! Across the world — like this:

And, if I ever figure out how to edit video, the very stupid shit he says on The Five that Fox “News” never puts online. Of the hour show, Fox “News” only ever posts one segment. Hopefully, Chow Mein and Bolling will be “all the Bolling, all the time!”

All the justification needed for this new series:

The only way to take
Eric Bolling
is out of context.

Meanwhile here’s the original Chow Mein and Bowling, after which this new series is lovingly named … until Mike Nesmith sues me:

Don’t forget to tune in to our next episode of Chow Mein and Bolling, whenever I write one.

Chow Mein and Bolling is a leisure time activity of The Fox News Spin Cycle.

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