Howdy, Headliners. Canadians will gather today in Mel Lastman Square to wax nostalgic on the 81st birthday of former Toronto Mayor and Bad Boy Mel Lastman, who never smoked crack cocaine in a drunken stupour. Mayor Mel is addicted to the Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear:
- 632 – The Last Sermon (Khutbah, Khutbatul Wada’) of Prophet Muhammad.
- 1796 – Napoléon Bonaparte marries his first wife, Joséphine de Beauharnais.
- 1841 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules in the United States v. The Amistad case that captive Africans who had seized control of the ship carrying them had been taken into slavery illegally.
- 1842 – The first documented discovery of gold in California occurs at Rancho San Francisco, six years before the California Gold Rush.
- 1945 – The Bombing of Tokyo by the United States Army Air Forces begin, one of the most destructive bombing raids in history.
- 1954 – McCarthyism: CBS television broadcasts the See It Now episode, “A Report on Senator Joseph McCarthy“, produced by Fred Friendly.
- 1959 – The Barbie doll makes its debut at the American International Toy Fair in New York.
- 1961 – Sputnik 9 successfully launches, carrying a human dummy nicknamed Ivan Ivanovich, and demonstrating that Soviet Union was ready to begin human spaceflight.
- 1997 – Comet Hale–Bopp: Observers in China, Mongolia and eastern Siberia are treated to a rare double feature as an eclipse permits Hale-Bopp to be seen during the day.
- 2011 – Space Shuttle Discovery makes its final landing after 39 flights.
And now: Today’s Headlines Du Jour:
OUR WIRED WORLD:
Cuba allows phone
access to some email
Soon, Our Robot Coffee Baristas Will Only Brew Certain Brands
GET THE FRACK OUT OF HERE:
HEADLINES IN THE NEWS:
Newspaper Publishes Astoundingly Racist ’12
Years A Slave’ Headline
Los Angeles Times Writes Perfect Headline For John Travolta’s Oscar Fail
SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
THE BEST CONGRESS MONEY CAN BUY:
Infographic:
How Money Won Congress
GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:
Woman Dies When Gun Falls Out of Sock And Shoots Her
WHO’S WATCHING THE WATCHERS?
FBI probing alleged
removal of documents
from CIA by Senate staffers
WHO’S WATCHING THE UFO WATCHERS?
The most per capita UFO sightings last year were in Vermont, Arizona and Maine
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:
Fox Hypes Christie
“Comeback” Amid Ongoing
Bridge Scandal Investigations
Fox Reporter A No-Show For Breitbart News Benghazi Conspiracy Panel
LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:
O’Reilly: The Only Place
America Is Not In Decline
Is The Sport Of Luge
According To Bill, 50 Percent Of Americans Don’t Care About Nation’s Decline Because “They Want The Nanny State”
TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:
Climate buffoons’ real
motives: 5 reasons they
still spout debunked garbage
From greed to idiocy, here’s the true agenda of deniers who still claim climate change isn’t happening
TODAY IN RELIGION:
Fake Arrests of Ohio Ministers Designed to Sell Christian Persecution Myth
Zmuda lawsuit may set statewide precedent
LOOK! UP IN THE SKY:
Judge dismisses FAA fine
against small drone user
FREE THE WEED!!!
Could Tennessee be next to legalize marijuana?
A WOMAN SCORNED:
Woman Posted Explicit
Material Inside Walmart
Cops: Suspect targeted employee over year-long affair with husband
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