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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 16, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Lamont Dozier, who wrote many hit songs for Motown before going off on a solo career. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WALL STREET JOURNAL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom:
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 13, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Basil Rathbone, who played both heroes and villains in his long career. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

CBS NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

A new study reveals the gap between
the channel’s fans and the rest of America

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Hello there, Headliners. Celebrating a birthday today is Jazz pianist and singer, Hazel Scott. She knew a few things about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

THE G IN GOP STANDS FOR GAH!


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

“This is everyday USA behind me,” [Lee County Sheriff Mike] Scott said on Sunday as he was standing front of the crime scene.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CLIVEN BUNDY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 9, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to the late, great Johnny Ace. Though he died on Christmas Day in 1954, he knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now on to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

TODAY IN THE RAT RACE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

WAIT!!! WHAT???

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, June 8, 2014

Howdy, Headliners. Today’s birthday boy is architect Frank Lloyd Wright. He made many Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

IN LGBT NEWS:

THE “P” IN GOP STANDS FOR “PERVERTS” AND “PREVARICATORS”

DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

GUNS GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, June 1, 2014

Welcome back, Headliners! Our birthday boy today is Frank Morgan, who played the title role in The Wizard of Oz. AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!! Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.

OH! OH!! CANADA!!!

GOP STANDS FOR “GRIFTERS OUR PROBLEMS”

Why the Republican Party attracts provocateurs, faux martyrs, and grifters in droves.

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

IN LGBT NEWS:


TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!


IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Vice President Hubert Humphrey, who would have been 103 had he not had the misfortune of dying. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

CYBER-BULLIES:


The Crazy, Obsessive Not Now Silly Cyber-Bullies:
The Johnny Dollar Wars

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

Complete sequence of comb jelly genome
reveals a separate course of evolution.

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Howdy, Headliners!!! It’s the birthday of Cher, one of the few people on earth known by just one name. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without any further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

IN LGBT-GOP NEWS:

IN CLIMATE CHANGE NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CARSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

In New Book, Ben Carson Writes He Was
Shocked To Discover Gay People Don’t
Like Being Compared To Bestiality Supporters

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, May 19, 2014

Hello, Headliners!!! It’s the b-b-birthday of P-P-Pete Townshend. Other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:

Without any further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

‘MERKA, ‘MERKA, GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE:

The U.S. is being overrun by a wave of
anti-science, anti-intellectual thinking. Has
the most powerful nation on Earth lost its mind?

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PREJUDICES:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

A mother’s rights were not violated by a
judge’s decision that barred her from ranting
about her children and ex on Facebook.

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANNA KOOIMAN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FUCKER TUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, May 17, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Henry Saint Clair Fredericks, better known to music fans as Taj Mahal. Among the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PERPS!”

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

IN LGBT NEWS:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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