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Unpacking the Aunty Em Erican Blog At Six Months

October 22, 2012Bill O'Reilly, Brian Jones, E.W.F. Stirrup House, Eric Bolling, Fox News, Fox Snark, James Rosen, Johnny Dollar, Josephine Baker, NewsHounds, Randy Newman, Unpacking the Aunty Em Ericann BlogHeadly Westerfield

My All Time Top Ten. Click to enlarge.

Light the candles and break out the noise-makers!!! The Aunty Em Ericann Blog celebrates Six Months of Existence this week. And to think it all started with Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person on April 19, 2012.

It’s been a wild six months for both my readers and myself. In that time I have written 180 posts and published tens of thousands of words. I’ve made new friends and, just as importantly, made several new enemies. However, what have I learned in that time? Among other things, I’ve learned that posts on Brian Jones are hugely popular. My highest-rated post is the July 3, 2012 post on Brian Jones. As of this writing it has had 1991 hits, which is more than twice as many as my 2nd highest-rated post on Josephine Baker, while exactly a month older has only 863 hits. That’s also more than 3 times my Number Three most popular post detailing my HIGH-LARRY-US bun fight with the Fox “News” correspondent James Rosen, which has only 619 hits.

James Rosen, self-proclaimed Beatles
expert and historical revisionist

For the longest time the Rosen post was my most popular. It was sad to see it slide to Number Three because it was my first post about Fox “News” (aside from all my writing at NewsHounds). Its popularity gave me the impetus to launch several wildly popular series on my blog, including The Fox News Spin Cycle and Chow Mein and Bolling. Just this week I spun off a new series called Judge Not, exploring the Libertarian mind (such as it is) of Judge Andrew Napolitano, the Fox “News” Senior Judicial Analyst.

The Number Four Post in my All Time Top Ten is a sleeper that crept up on me. It also happens to be about Fox News. I was shocked when the so-called “news” channel (in the guise of Bill “Loofah Lad” O’Reilly) felt the need to attack Randy Newman for his “I’m Dreaming” song. Since being published on September 22, 2012 it’s already wracked up 471 hits in just a month, which might make it my fastest growing post in popularity. It will be interesting to see how it does over the long haul.

The E.W.F. Stirrup House

My Number Five All Time Post is the one that I wish was really my Number One, because it’s an issue near and dear to my heart. If you’ve not been following my Unpacking Coconut Grove series, please take a look. I am trying to save the historic 120-year old E.W.F. Stirrup House from Demolition by Neglect. A 120-year old house doesn’t sound like much, but compared to everything else in Florida, that’s ancient. The house is not only architecturally important, but culturally important as well. It marks the zenith of the Bahamian community in Coconut Grove which helped build and serve the rest of the community. It was built by one of Florida’s first Black millionaires who . . . Well, please go read it for yourself. Suffice to say that E.W.F. Stirrup was a man way ahead of his time. His important legacy will be lost when his house no longer stands.

However, as much as I am interested in looking back, I am just as interested in the current Top Ten Posts of the Week. Here’s how that breaks down.

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Judge Not ► Chapter One ► Here Come The Judge

October 21, 2012Ayn Rand, Fox News, Fox Snark, Here Comes The Judge, Judge Andrew Napolitano, Judge Nap, Judge Not, Ludwig von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Today's Fox SnarkHeadly Westerfield

I want you!
To buy my conspiracy theories!

Welcome to the inaugural post of a brand new series for the Aunty Em Ericann Blog. Judge Not is a weekly series appearing (hopefully) every Saturday, which explores the fascinating mind of Judge Andrew Paolo Napolitano, the Fox “News” Senior Judicial Analyst, who is not very judicious.

Judge Nap, as he is affectionately called, not only appears on the Fox “News” Channel, but also on sister station Fox Business Network, that no one ever watches. Judge Nap puts a Libertarian anti-government spin on the regular Fox “News” anti-Obama spin. As he claims on his own web site, written in the 3rd person as if he never met himself:

He is nationally known for watching and reporting on the government as it takes liberty and property.

I would argue that he is more well-known for his braying laugh that comes off as a cross between a horny donkey and a stampeding elephant, which is quite an apt description for the Libertarian he plays on tee vee.

Oddly enough for someone who pretends to care about people’s rights, when Judge Nap was at Princeton University he was one of the founders of Concerned Alumni of Princeton in 1972. The WikiWackyWoo has more:

The primary motivation behind CAP was to limit the number of women admitted to the university. CAP also opposed affirmative action designed to increase minority attendance at the Ivy League institution. CAP also exhibited strong support for Princeton’s eating clubs, which were male-only at the time.

The existence of the organization attracted wide notice in January 2006 during the nomination of Samuel Alito, who was a former CAP member, to the Supreme Court of the United States, as Alito included his membership in the organization on a job application to work in the Reagan administration in 1985. No mention of Alito has been found in CAP files, apart from his own written 1985 statement of membership. Fox News legal analyst Andrew Napolitano was a founding member. Former Senator Bill Bradley, a liberal Democrat, was a member until 1973, when he resigned because of the tone of the organization’s magazine, Prospect. Republican Senator Bill Frist, at the time a recent Princeton alumnus, contributed to a report that labeled the organization as far-right and extremist.

As Judge Nap’s own Wiki entry reminds us: Napolitano has called himself the “Ayn Rand of Fox News” and has also promoted the works of Friedrich Hayek, Milton Friedman and Ludwig von Mises on his program.

However, for our purposes, Judge Nap sends out a ton of crap over facebook. When I started collecting screen caps for my Fox “News” Spin Cycle series, I was amazed at the sheer number of things Judge Nap was sending out. He’s a lot like your crazy uncle who sends out all those cat pictures, except The Napster sends out Libertarian memes and wacky conspiracy theories, most often outsourced from Austin Petersen and/or the Ludwig von Mises Institute. That’s why I decided to spin Judge Nap off into a separate series. Let’s get right to it.

But first, an important word from Sammy Davis, Jr.:

Judge Nap spouts off against the stimulus quite often. However honest economists (which would be no one at the Ludwig von Mises Institute) say stimulus money kept the country from sinking into a much deeper depression. That 1900 people are being investigated is less an indictment against the government and/or stimulus than against a corrupt society.

Americans for Prosperity was founded by two Kochsuckers, David H. Koch and Charles G. Koch of Koch Industries. What more do you need to know? Personally, I’d like to know whether AFP pays Judge Nap to speak at these rallies and, if so, just how much.

Ayn Rand appeals to the selfish teenager and those who never grew up emotionally. It’s a proven fact, just like Fox “News” facts.

Oh, I get it. They’re both exactly the same so vote for the Libertarian spoiler Gary Johnston. Yet, they are not the same unless one lives in cartoon land.

Judge Nap is fond of quoting Ludwig von Mises and/or his Institute. The Concise Encyclopedia of Economics has a biography of von Mises. What jumped out was:

Mises’s ideas—on economic reasoning and on economic
policy—were out of fashion during the Keynesian revolution that took
over American economic thinking from the mid-1930s to the 1960s. Mises’s
upset at the Keynesian revolution and at Hitler’s earlier destruction
of his homeland made Mises bitter from the late 1940s on. The contrast
between his early view of himself as a mainstream member of his
profession and his later view of himself as an outcast shows up starkly
in The Theory of Money and Credit. The first section, written in 1912, is calmly argued; the last section, added in the 1940s, is strident.

Ludwig von Mises counted Ayn Rand among his friends and contributed articles to the journal of the John Birch Society, as well as serving as a member of its Editorial Advisory Board..

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Ain’t that a knee-slapper? I’d much rather see pictures of cats, truth be told.

When Citizens for a Sound Economy split off into two organizations, one was Americans for Prosperity (mentioned above) and the other was the Dick Armey organized FreedomWorks, which helped spawn and supported the nascent Tea Party. On a side note: A Dick Armey sounds like the shock troops for The Gay Agenda. Maybe that’s why people call them Teabaggers.

What you’re not being told is the “rants” included threats of violence. Judge Nap wants you to think the government is cracking down on people’s rights of Free Speech.

Is there any one who really thinks that U.S. Customs should not be searching people entering the country under certain circumstances? However, Judge Nap wants you to equate this with TSA agents at airports, but these are totally separate issues, no matter how one feels about the TSA.

Every liar on the right wants you to believe that President Obama is coming for your guns. (See: NRA.) And, whatever you do, don’t tell Glenn Beck that the government is coming for his gold.

This is just another of Judge Nap’s reports trying to convince the brain-dead Fox “News” audience that the government wants to lock everybody up and throw away the key, or something. It’s so hard to keep track.

Fox “News” has been trying to create a Catch 22 for President Obama. If he attacks in Libya it’s all an election ploy. If he doesn’t attack he’s weak and will be apologizing to the terrorists before the election. Either way Fox “News” wins. Media Matters has more.

When did the government spending money on infrastructure become evil? Aside from the fact that ‘Merkin infrastructure is crumbling before our eyes, you would think that even Right Wing business owners would want infrastructure maintenance since they might be able to get some of those hefty government contracts. Or have we privatized that too?

Remember when the Right Wing went nuts over using children in politics? I guess Libertarians do not have the same revulsion.

Note how Judge Nap doesn’t explain he’s talking about Medical Marijuana. One area in which I agree with Judge Nap is that he supports the decriminalization of marijuana. Yet, you’ll never hear him say that because it would make the Fox “News” audience’s collective head explode. That’s why he never comes out and explicitly says this and quotes others, while he dances around the topic.

If he’s against drone planes for police departments then he also has to be against police helicopters, right?

Fox “News” has bought the entire GOP, but you’ll never hear Judhe Nap admit that either.

However, Judge Nap is also against government regulation, which includes the Food and Drug Administration. Which is it?

Note there is no law in effect. Judge Nap just wants you to be afraid that the government is taking away your rights yesterday.

Okay, there’s another area in which I agree with Judge Nap. Florida’s newest policy is odious.

If only Mendacious Mitt had followed the rules for the debate that he negotiated he wouldn’t have screwed up so badly on Benghazi.

Judge Nap plays along with the Fox “News” meme that any spending to improve electric cars is wasted. Therefore, let’s keep drilling for oil, which is not a renewable resource, and which fouls the environment in two ways: 1). When there’s a catastrophe like the BP oil blow-out in the Gulf of Mexico; 2). The internal combustion engine pollutes the air.

This is how Judge Nap slyly shows his support for the issue of Medical Marijuana and decriminalization.

Judge Nap wants you to be afraid of the government, so he won’t add to this message that this is ONLY for those who are breaking the law and trading with Iran, in opposition to the severe sanctions imposed by ‘Merka.

Sure, a wooden Bender has so much to teach us.

The people are also entitled to a so-called “news” station that doesn’t lie. Oh well, you can’t have everything.

What would you do, Judge?

Armed posses? What could possibly go wrong?

Judge Nap likens Social Security to a Ponzi scheme. In the same light all of Wall Street is a Ponzi scheme as people get rich just by moving paper around in a big circle jerk.

This is the clearest statement that Fox “News” is building a Catch 22 for President Obama.

A government small enough to be drowned in a bathtub is no good for anybody.

Teleprompter jokes are so old, especially from someone who works in a newsroom and relies on a teleprompter.

From the Wiki:

Milton Friedman considered Mises inflexible in his thinking:

The story I remember best happened at the initial Mont Pelerin
meeting when he got up and said, “You’re all a bunch of socialists.” We
were discussing the distribution of income, and whether you should have
progressive income taxes. Some of the people there were expressing the
view that there could be a justification for it.

Another occasion which is equally telling: Fritz Machlup was a
student of Mises’s, one of his most faithful disciples. At one of the
Mont Pelerin meetings, Machlup gave a talk in which I think he
questioned the idea of a gold standard; he came out in favor of floating
exchange rates. Mises was so mad he wouldn’t speak to Machlup for three
years. Some people had to come around and bring them together again.
It’s hard to understand; you can get some understanding of it by taking
into account how people like Mises were persecuted in their lives.

Here we go again!

This is a total misreading of the statistics. While there is a small disparity, it’s less than in the worforce overall. However, to get to the statistics quoted they do not account for the fact that they are comparing apples to oranges, totgally different jons within the administration.

HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! While I saw this meme passed around facebook a lot, I think it’s really beneath Judge Nap, who wants people to take him seriously.

People have died, and hundreds are sick, but Judge Nap wants you to believe that the FBI, which acts independently from the White House and has no political affiliation, has only raided the pharmacy as a “political election year stunt.”

The GOP built that.

Judge Nap sent this out so many times. He really must want people to believe it. Does this mean that George “Dubya” Bush was responsible to the attack on 9/11?

Here are more instances where Judge Nap is trying to convince through repetition.

Regardless of what one thinks about the (alleged) terrorist Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, one has to admit he sure knows how to get the Wing Nuts at Fox “News” apoplectic.

See?

And he’ll keep repeating it until everybody in ‘Merka agrees with him.

And repeating it.

“Value-free foreign policy”??? What the hell does that even mean, except as a different way of saying “Obama is responsible for the mess in Libya”???

The unsullied combination of YouTubery and AssHaterry.

Because electric cars are bad since Big Business has yet to find a way to own all electricity.

This is amusing coming from a former judge. Regardless of what one may think about this case, Ms Plante was ordered jailed for refusing to cooperate with a Grand Jury in the Northwest. The Grand Jury system sucks, but it is a part of the Constitutionally sanctioned Judiciary. What do you think about that Constitution now, Judge Nap?

Finding new ways of repeating the same thought.

Trying many ways of saying the same thing.

Judge Nap and Fox “News” wants you to believe he told the Town Hall participant something different than the ‘Merkin public. However, he merely clarified his statement.

I wonder if Judge Nap was blaming Dubya for the attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon and was calling the illegal War in Iraq a political ploy.

Yet, the whole Fox “News” constructed case for a cover-up continues to unravel.

This seems to make the case for a retaliatory attack in Libya, but hasn’t Judge Nap already condemned that as election yearpolitics?

Libertarians and the Right Wing want it both ways. They argue for “due process” except when it comes to those locked up in Gitmo. Then it’s “lock ’em up and throw away the key.” When President Obama wanted to shift those trials to NYC the Right Wing, aided by Fox “News,” went ape shit. Yet, that would have been “due process.”

Chow Mein and Bolling 10 ► Ignorant And Proud Of It

October 16, 2012Bully Boy Bolling, Chow Mein and Bolling, Eric Bolling, Fox News, Fox Snark, Mediaite, Mike Nesmith, The Five, The Fox News Spin Cycle, Tommy Christopher, Tweets, TwitterHeadly Westerfield

Unretouched pic of Bully Boy Bolling
taken by me directly from my tee vee

It’s not JUST that Bully Boy Bolling is an ignorant Bully Boy. It’s that he’s so proud of being an ignorant Bully Boy.

What’s more: his ignorance is not just limited to the Fox “News” arguefest The Five, still the worst show in tee vee since My Mother, The Car. Bully Boy Bolling proudly displays his ignorance on social media all across the innertubes. His pride in his own ignorance extends to sending out links to articles that prove he’s an ignorant Bully Boy; articles that demonstrate beyond a shadow of a doubt that he lies boldfaced on tee vee. Then he lies again in his messages which also display his proud ignorance.

Bully Boy Bolling’s latest ignorance comes in the shape of a message he proudly sent out this morning, which follows the ignorance he proudly spouted on The Five last night:

Let’s parse that, shall we? Liberals are not “jumping up and down.” Many people, including Bob Beckel on last night’s The Five, are sharing a picture of a man at a Mendacious Mitt rally proudly wearing an ignorantly RACIST t-shirt that says “PUT THE WHITE BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE.” Furthermore, Beckel’s outrage had nothing to do with the polls. People are simply appalled at a clearly racist t-shirt. Then, just to put the cap on it, he calls the writer at Mediaite, TC,
or Tommy Christopher, to the “left of Che Guevara” in order to
discredit him.

However, facts are facts, Bully Boy.
Tommy Christopher could be from Mars for all that it matters, but that wouldn’t change the fact
that he caught you in another lie for which you are proudly ignorant, which simply adds to the list of all your
previous proud ignorant lies.

Here’s the segment from The Five:

After Beckel referred to the racist t-shirt, as Christopher points out in his article:

Bolling took that as his cue to add in his two cents. “Did you hear, over the weekend, the story about the kid on the West Coast who took the hammer to some Obama headquarters offices,” Bolling said, ”and it turns out he was a liberal, he’s a very progressive liberal, and the speculation is he was doing it to make Mitt Romney look bad?”

“I was making no connection to Romney,” Beckel protested.

“It’s like Munchausen Syndrome by political proxy,” giggled another Fiver.

What actually happened over the weekend, in Denver, Colorado, not the West Coast, was that a gunshot was fired into an Obama campaign field office while campaign volunteers and staff were inside. The shot shattered a plate glass window on the front of the building, but thankfully, no one was hurt. Police are reviewing surveillance footage, and have said they are looking for a “vehicle of interest.”

An incident similar to the one Bolling described did occur three years ago, and is a popular way for right-wingers to dismiss a pattern of violent opposition to the President.

So, Bully Boy Bolling is caught in a lie, which he was using to deflect his brain-dead audience of The Five, into ignoring the racist t-shirt. Then, when Christopher calls him on it in an article on Mediaite, Bully Boy actually tweets out the proof that he lied and disparages the writer by saying he’s to the “left of Che.”

Not content to leave it alone, and because he previously has proven he is a Bully Boy with a notorious thin-skin — who can dish it out, but cannot take it — Bolling comes back a few hours later with the following:

None of this explains Bully Boy Bolling’s lie, of course, nor does it explain why he won’t accept that someone wore a racist t-shirt. However, it does muddy the water sufficiently so his brain-dead followers will have no idea what’s going on. Which, naturally, is the whole point. Never tell the Fox “News” audience the truth. It would burst their bubble.

The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 21

October 15, 2012Bizarro World, Bully Boy Bolling, Eric Bolling, Fox News, Fox Snark, Judge Napalitano, Lies, Mitt Romney, Politics, Spin, The Fox News Spin Cycle, Today's Fox Snark, WHITEwashHeadly Westerfield

Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

It was another busy week and the research room of the Fox “News” Spin Cycle was working overtime with 333 tweets and status updates collected in the week since Episode 20 was published. Of course most of them were from Judge Nap. That’s why, beginning next week, we are giving Judge Andrew Napolitano his own series.

It was a week in which Fox “News” helped the GOP politicize the attack in Benghazi, Lybia, Vice President Joe Biden smacked down that snot-nosed kid Lyin’ Ryan, and several attempts were made by the Man Who Fell To Earth, before he finally succeeded on Sunday, which Fox “News” didn’t cover live at all.

After weeding out all the duplicate ideas, and non-political tweets, this is what we are left with, so, let’s get right to it.

It looked, for a moment, that Fox “News” was going to politicize this story. However, it disappeared without a trace.

Fox and Friends found a family to attack President Obama so they didn’t have to.

Judge Nap was promoting his own Libertarian-style column in which he attacked President Obama.

Ignoring all evidence to the contrary, and denials from the White House, Fox “News” spent a considerable amount
of time promoting this phony story that President Obama was going to bring the Gitmo detainees to Illinois.

This references the Presidential debate and, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, Fox “News” found people to trash President Obama.

While this was a segment to promote the Discovery Channel show, they found a way to trash President Obama.

One of Judge Nap’s Libertarian concerns.

This was just embarrassing. Guest Host Mike Jerrick acted like the biggest nerd in the Universe.

Then Jerrick had his sister on the show and they both came off as big nerds.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Fox “News” spent a while lot of time pretending the Jobs Report was cooked. However when previous Jobs Reports were bad for President Obama, Fox “News” was happy to promote those numbers.

No, not really. Breitbart is making it up and Fox “News” is repeating it.

And this happened too.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Detroit’s my home town and the police department is
lobbying for more officers. Therefore, they pumped out a scare story like this.

The GOP in the House has been doing everything in its power to politicize the Benghazi attack.

One of Judge Nap’s Libertarian causes. The government is bad. Lack of government is good.

Another of Judge Nap’s Libertarian causes.

And another . . .

. . . and another . . .

I was so proud. Early in the week Bully Boy Bolling proved I was getting under his very thin skin by pretending
he didn’t care. Therefore, I was only too happy to post about it on my blog. Then he proved he’s a typical Bully Boy
who can dish it out, but can’t take it. Consequently, I was only to happy to write about that on my blog as well.

Would it surprise you to find out that Rasmussen hated President Obama’s performance at the debate?

Peter Johnson, Jr., who comes off as everybody’s avuncular uncle is not just a President Obama Attack Dog, but is actually Roger Ailes personal lawyer and a Knight of Malta. Remember that when you see him expound over any religious issues.

Fox “News” Sunday has been sending out these “behind the scenes” photos lately. However, all they
reveal is that the network uses green screen fakery to pretend the guest is somewhere they are not.

Isn’t that cute? It’s made out of wood, just like the Fox “News” audience heads.

There’s so much wrong with this. Let’s start with a “school of journalism” getting pointers from the discreditable Fox “News.”

Fox and Friends Weekend has launched a facebook page. This is an example of what you get if you join.

Judge Nap seems to think it’s perfectly okay for churches to play politics.
I wonder if he would be equally okay with the churches being taxed.

One of the areas in which Judge Nap and I agree is that we are both anti-war. However,
was he as vocal about it when Dubya was lying the country into an illegal war?

Breitbart has a totally unsourced story, so Judge Nap feels it’s perfectly okay to pass it along.

Hoo boy!!!

Gee? A political party spinning a story? Nope, that’s never been done before.

Fox “News” is rather gleeful about this because it was the “Youth Vote” that helped push President Obama over the top in 2008.

Technical difficulties, my ass. God was making Her views known about the lies of Father Jonathan, the Fox “News” priest.

It turns out he wasn’t, but early in the week Fox “News” was positive that Veep Joe
Biden would be gaffe-tastic and Lyin’ Ryan would be in command of the facts.

This is so very typical of Fox “News.” A huge Republican voter registration scandal was uncovered in
several states, including Florida, so it deflects the issue with a small potatoes Democratic scandal.

Sadly this is true, but only because Dubya started 2 wars, one of them illegal. I
wonder if Judge Nap shows any concern for the soldiers once they come home.

This is typical of the hard-hitting news Fox and Friends weekend covers when they are forgetting to bash President Obama.

My favourite Bully Boy goes to Atlantic City a lot. Does he have a gambling problem?

There has been no decision. The Supreme Court has chosen to hear a case. However, be afraid. Be very afraid.

Remember how just last week the Reich Wing was telling everybody the polls were biased and could
not be trusted. Suddenly when one favours its point of view, it’s announced from the rooftops.

Which one’s the pig? Too strong? See below for an example of Fox “News” calling someone a pig.

There are many people who skip the Pledge of Allegiance, or do not say the words “under God” when reciting it.
However, Fox “News” found a Democrat saying it, so it will use this as a cudgel to get its brain-dead listeners to hate her.

Yet, President Obama has vowed to wind down the war and remove the ‘Merkin presence in Afghanistan.

Does this mean that Judge Nap supports the Occupy Movement?

Where was Judge Nap when Dubya was passing the Patriot Act, participating
in the rendition program, and and waterboarding suspects?

Judge Nap seems to think money spent on PBS is bad. Where was he when Wall
Street execs were getting giant bonuses paid with the government Bail Out Money?

This was a totally untruthful, hour-long trashing of President Obama’s environmental policies.

Friedman also said: Every friend of freedom must be as revolted as I am by the prospect of turning
the United States into an armed camp, by the vision of jails filled with casual drug users
and of an army of enforcers empowered to invade the liberty of citizens on slight evidence.

This was the Pay Per View debate special that, financially, was a fiasco. Many people who paid couldn’t access it and,
by the next morning, could be found for FREE all over the innertubes. Even Fox “News” was giving it away for FREE.

Two things, Loofah Lad: 1)> Paul Krugman is always sure of his facts, whether you happen to agree with him or
not; 2) Weren’t you one of those who claimed it was unseemly to call out Mendacious Mitt for his lying lies?

Small government = small guy gets crushed.

Here’s another area where I happen to agree with Judge Nap, and Milton Friedman, apparently too.

Fox “News” never promotes President Obama’s speeches in advance, nor does it
run the president’s speeches in full, like they did this one for Mendacious Mitt.

However, Fox “News” was happy to promote this speech from Mendacious Mitt.

However, Fox “News” would die if people didn’t support lies. It’s all in how you look at it.

Yeah, because we all know that Jesus was one tough motherfucker who told the poor to take a flying leap at a rolling donut.

Don’t tell me, tell the Mendacious Mitt-Lyin’ Ryan campaign.

An unsupported allegation, from someone no one has ever heard from before,
published on World Nut Daily becomes a national story because Fox “News” says so.

Spare us the Faux Outrage, Bully Boy Bolling. He’s talking out of his ass again and he knows
it. He was a former commodities trader and knows what happens in one state would
not have the same results across the country. Furthermore, he also knows that the California
EPA regulations are the toughest in the country. Yet, he would choose cheap gas over clean air.

Fox “News” started pushing this story, which has been totally debunked as a bad translation by Google, right after it
was revealed that a Mendacious Mitt SuperPAC took $1,000,000.00 from a Canadian businessman. What a coincidence.

Oh, fer fuck’s sake!!! The Falafel King brings on a body language expert to decide who won the presidential debate.

President Obama gives lots of speeches. Fox “News” never gives them a kiss on the ass like this.

This is another example of how Fox “News” takes a bogus article and elevates it into national news.

One wonders why someone with a reputation for REAL journalism would sit down with a race-baiter like Scammity.

However, Judge Nap said NOTHING about Mendacious Mitt’s fundraising in Israel of the
$1,000,000.00 contributed to the Mendacious Mitt SuperPAC by a Caanadian businessman.

Judge Nap will pass along any Libertarian ideas, as long as it doesn’t conflict with his support of Mendacious Mitt.

Is this woman still an official Fox “News” contributor?

When Dubya was president, and gas prices were rising, Fox “News” kept saying that the president
can’t effect the price of gas. However, now that The Black Guy is in office, it’s a different story.

Can we get Fox “News” personalities to wear RFID chips? That would make it easier to keep track of the lies.

There is no low to which KKKarl Rove and Fox “News” will not go. BTW,
Turd Blossom, have you admitted your MASSIVE conflict of interest yet?

Another Libertarian cause close to Judge Nap’s heart.

Loofah Lad even uses his silly quiz to push propaganda.

Another Libertarian cause close to Judge Nap’s heart.

Remember when the polls were all skewed and couldn’t be trusted? That was only last week, but Fox
“News” is hoping you’ll have forgotten by now. Knowing its brain-dead audience, that’s a sure bet.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” Fred Thompson is.

Touting polls that are favourable to Mendacious Mitt and trashing polss as skewed
that favour President Obama is just standard operating procedure on Fox “News.”

Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” John McCain is.

There is not one single provable occurance of President Obama stifling Free
Speech, but Judge Nap’s not going to let that stop him from pretending there is.

It didn’t happen until Sunday, when Fox “News” was too busy bashing President Obama to cover it live.

This is Loofah Lad pretending he won the debate, even though Bill Moyers called him on his inaccuracies.

One bad debate and Judge Nap hopes that it is all over for President Obama.
To that end he’s pushing a pearl-clutching article by Andrew Sullivan.

This is not what it seems, but all you needed to know that was that it originated
at The Daily Caller, fast becoming President Obama Conspiracy Central.

Another story that Fox “News” is happy to elevate to a national story because an aggrieved
father wasn’t happy with the letter sent by the president after the death of his brave son.

I wrote a blog post about this silly bullshit from Bully Boy Bolling as well, especially after I discovered he blocked me
on Twitter after I hurt his sensitive feelings. Like every bully I have ever met, he can dish it out, but he can’t take it.

More from the Austin Petersen Brain Trust. Judge Nap wants the nation to “fire Obama”
in favour of Mendacious Mitt, who everyone knows is athe lyingest liar to ever lie.

Even Judge Nap knows how stupid this is, but that doesn’t prevent him from passing it along to his brain-dead followers.

This is just a way for me to blow my own horn. Mid-week 3 of the Top 5
posts on my blog were from my popular “Chow Mein and Bolling” series.

Once again Fox “News” is touting polls favourable to Mendacious Mitt. Last week
polls that had President Obama in the lead were criticized as skewed an inaccurate.

This is the closest you’ll ever see KKKarl Rove come to admitting he controls nearly
$300,000,000.00 in two SuperPACs from Crossroads. Then he goes on Fox New and
touts his own attack ads, without mentioning his MASSIVE conflict of interest.

This was a very funny, and very effective, advert. That’s why Fox “Nes” spent so much time denigrating it.

“What’s next?!?! Suing General Motors for car crash?”

Suddenly Lara Logan is a favourite on Fox “News” because she said something bad about President Obama.

This oddsmaker is going to lose his shirt.

Now Judge Nap is promoting movies with a Libertarian point of view.

Who does?

The question wasn’t strange, but Fox “News” will go with Lyin’
Ryan’s condemnation to a question he wasn’t prepared to answer.

This is Judge Nap’s Biggest Lie of the Week™. This is an industry
that had been deregulated. More regulation may have saved lives.

Ayn Rand took Social Security and was against all religions. She’s a fraud, who Judge Nap is happy to promote.

The Republicans helped pass this bill, Judge Nap. You know that, right?

No, but that’s not what The Daily Caller, Conspiracy Central, wants you to believe.

Blowing my horn again. One day later 6 of the Top Ten posts on my blog were all about Fox “News.”

He’s still trying to sell the bullshit that fewer government regulations would have prevented these
deaths when this was an industry that was already deregulated. What’s worse, I’m sure he
already knows that, but since it doesn’t fit his Libertarian ideology, he’ll push a lie instead.

Empty slogans from the Libertarian point of view.

Of course, had AP published a funny picture of President Obama, that would have been fine with The Falafel King.

In which Bully Boy Bolling sent the wrong Twitter address out to his brain-dead fans and there were complaints galore.

Because we all know how “Fair and Balanced” the Toe-Sucking Whore-Monger is.

Fox “News” is doing everything in its power to trash Big Bird
because President Obama is doing what he can to save Big Bird.

Keith Ablow (who embarrassed himself at the end of the week, but I’ll get to that) seems to think
he’s perfectly normal for stocking survival food and guns for the upcoming Apocalypse.

Even though he has already admitted on another newtwork that he has no proof the Job Report was cooked.

Another Daily Caller bullshit story that Judge Nap hopes his brain-dead listeners will believe.

This was such a funny segment because Wretched Gretched went all ’80s Fan Girl to gush over Rick Springfield.

This was how Fox “News” tried to ‘play the ref’ before the Veep Debate even started.

Remember just last week when Fox “News” kept telling it’s brain-dead audience that it was unseemly
to call Mendacious Mitt a liar for all his lying lies? Yet, when Stephanie Cutter tells the truth, Fox
“News” calls her a liar and then claims she turned “beet red,” which was another Fox “News” lie.

TRANSLATION: Boss screws workers to avoid doing the right thing.

It turned out that Lyin’ Ryan would need all the help he could get at the debate the
following night when he came off looking like the lying schoolboy he really is.

It didn’t work the first time, so Scammity tried again. Anything to help Lyin’ Ryan.

If we could tax GOP lies, we could retire the debt.

How can you trust a man who wears a bad toupee? This will be like all the other times: Frank Luntz will have
another skewed focus group, which he will claim is representative, which will proceed to trash President Obama.

Every Fox “News” Sunday poll is bullshit. It starts with the preselected audience of brain-dead
Fox “News” viewers, who get their misinformation from Fox “News.” While they are careful (most
of the time) to say the polls are not scientific, they are not even non-scientifically credible.

“Hammers” is just another one of those action verbs Fox “News” likes to use when the truth is the opposite.

This is something I wish I had not lived to see. As my friend Carol said: I hope I die before I grow old.

Blowing my own horn again when later in the week all 5 of the Top Five posts on my blog were about Fox “News.”

Another Libertarian cause of Judge Nap’s. I have no problem letting Gary Johnson debate.
He is more likely to take away votes from Mendacious Mitt than President Obama.

Again Fox “News” is touting a debate when it is in Mendacious Mitt’s favour. If the polls start to swing
the other way, Fox “News” will go back to saying how they are skewed and should not be trusted.

This is teh Libertarian point of view. Not that I disagree totally, but a
Libertarian candidate doesn’t have a hope in Hell of being elected.

I repeat: A Libertarian candidate doesn’t have a hope in Hell of being elected.

No shit, Sherlock.

Another story based on faulty statistics that was debunked by week’s end.

Judge Nap promotes his own column in the Washington Times which was a endorsement of Gary Johnston.

He’s now old enough to wear long pants.

Former Veep trashed President Obama for the situation in Lybia, even though the policies of the
Dubya administration did so much to fuel anger in the region. Then he trashed Joe Biden’s performance
at the debate, even though he told someone on the floor of the Senate to “Go fuck yourself.”

No matter how hard they tried those Foxy Friends at Fox and Friends couldn’t get
General Hayden to sign on to their assessment of the attack in Benghazi.

It will if Fox “News” has anything to say about it.

More stumping for the Libertarian candidate by Judge Nap.

However, KKKarl Rove will describe everything EXCEPT his MASSIVE conflict
of interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

Some idiot on MSNBC wondered whether Mendacious Mitt died his hair. All the anchors
told him pretty much that he was an idiot for even mentioning it. However, The Falafel King
(who calls his show “The No Spin Zone,” remember?) tries to sell it to his brain-dead followers
as a MSNBC investigation, hoping they won’t click through and discover he’s lying to them . . .again.

Judge Nap wants his brain-dead followers to believe that the choice is binary.

Oh, wait! Isn’t it unseemly to be calling people liars Fox “News”???

My Latin is rusty, but so is Judge Nap’s.

While these seminars are FREE, I wonder what merchandise Bob Massi sells to make it worth his while.

Yet it turned out very differently.

Fox “News” started pushing this story as soon as it was learned that a Bain backed solar company was going bankrupt.

Thomas Jefferson also said, “Honesty is the first chapter of the book of
wisdom.” This one has been conveniently forgotten by Fox “News.”

Bully Boy goes all Bully Boy once again.

Only idiots wear a baseball cap indoors.

Who cares?

She’s only partially right. It’s an issue because the entire GOP, with the help of Fox “News,” is trying to turn it into
an election issue. Whatever happened to allowing sober investigations to play themselves out before blame is assessed?

This is Judge Nap’s mantra. Yet, he virtually contradicts himself
with his next message that came almost immediately afterwards.

It was a private company that screwed the Gulf of Mexico up for generations to
come and the government that held the company accountable. And then Judge Nap
contradicts himself again with his next message which came almost immediately afterwards.

You can’t have it ALL ways, Judge Nap. Choose a stance and stick with it.

The woman is clearly an idiot. And, if you watch the clip, it was the other way around: The
host confronted the woman’s idiocy and she couldn’t explain why she holds that opinion.

Does this mean Mendacious Mitt’s religion is now on the table?

Bully Boy Bolling is whistling past the graveyard. He knows the Vice President won the debate.

Judge Nap is whistling past the graveyard. He knows the Vice President won the debate.

Here’s the reaction from the phony bologna focus group.

Judge Nap is bitching about the Nobel Peace Prize given to the EU.

Fox “News” has spent a lot of time denigrating VPN Biden for his debate performance as an
excuse to avoid having to say Lyin’ Ryan lost the debate, even as he lied his way through it.

Oddly enough every tweet Fox “News” mentioned was anti-Vice President
Biden and not a single one was anti-Lyin’ Ryan. Well, whaddaya know?

Yet, the coward has blocked me on Twitter because he can dish it out, but he can’t take it.

CAPTION: God, if you’re listening, strike down this Lyin’ Ryan for his lying lies.

Sarah Palin is a punchline everywhere but Fox “News.”

This is Judge Nap’s second biggest Lie of the Week™. The Obama administration is not trying to prevent
ANY votes. The court challenge is to ensure that everybody has equal access to the voting booth.

Because VP Joe Biden won the debate, so he has to be denigrated.

Now Scammity is promoting the Ayn Rand movie too.

Shorter Judge Nap: He’s against it.

This is the Vice President who shot his friend in the face.

I’d love to follow you, Bully Boy, but you blocked me on Twitter.

Now Judge Nap (while cleverly quoting another so it doesn’t look
like he’s saying it) is calling the president a “political thug.”

If this was two Republicans, it would never see the light of day on Fox “News.”

More Bully Boy Bolling Bullshit™: There’s no indication that this person is a Socialist. Although
he worked for the Democratic campaign in ’08, it was for pay and there is no proof he voted
Democratic. What’s more is that Bully Boy is avoiding mentioning that several shots were fired at a
Democratic campaign office in the very same city. Why would he forget to mention something like that?

This is Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan pandering to Ohio voters by claiming President Obama wants to kill Ohio jobs.

Why isn’t this guy in jail?

Does this mean, now that you’re married, you’ll no longer be sending out the morning cheesecake photo?

There are montages out there of all the Lyin’ Ryan lies, but you’ll never see that on Fox “News.”

Another Daily Caller story that is full of unsourced assertions. Not one person is “on the record.”

Fox “News” never mentions Bill Maher on the web site without the qualifier “pig.” NEVER!

Compared to all the softball interviews that Fox “News” gives to Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan.

And that’s all the time we have, kidz. Another edition of The Fox “News” Spin Cycle has come and gone. Join us next week when we expose another whole series of Fox “News” lies.

And, remember, starting this week Judge Andrew Napolitano will be getting his own series. Feel free to make suggestions as to what to name it. I am leaning towards “Judge Not,” a terrific Bob Marley song, along with a Biblical injunction. However, I am open to suggestions.

Let’s end with a song.

Chow Mein and Bolling 9 ► A Vice Presidential Debate Review

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Put down Bully Boy Bolling as another bullshit artist from Fox “News” who didn’t much like Vice President Joe Biden’s debate performance.

The so called “Fair and Balanced” network has spent plenty of time since the end of the debate alleging Biden was drunk, rude, disrespectful, an unhinged cranky old man, and even attacked him for things he didn’t say. However, leave it to Bully Boy Bolling to take it so far over-the-top that it barely resembled what the rest of the country saw. However, before Bully Boy weighed in, The Five played a greatest hits package of Fox “News” personalities criticizing the Vice President.

Watch:

ANDREA TANTAROS: Eric? Rude, cranky, disrespectful. Really unprecedented behavior and, if you’re trying to swing voters in your camp when you’re down, probably not the the way to do it.

BULLY BOY BOLLING: Yannow, umm, unfortunately Joe Biden — Mr. Vee Pee — confirmed all our suspicions. He’s a real jackrabbit. He embarrassed himself, he embarrassed the office, he embarrassed the country. Her lied about taxes. He lied about contraception. He lied about his voting record on wars. And, most importantly, he lied about what went on in Libya. The scary fact is this guy is one heartbeat away — a condescending smug, morally and intellectually bankrupt man — is one heartbeat away from the presidency. Your question, Andrea, four more years or four more weeks?

TANTEROS: Yeah.

It was only a few days ago that Fox “News” was trying to make the case that the Obama campaign calling Mendacious Mitt a liar when they called out his lying lie was “unseemly.” However, it seems Bully Boy Bolling has no trouble calling the Vice President a liar.

The Five: Still the worst show on tee vee. Bully Boy Bolling: The worst person on the worst show on tee vee.

Chow Mein and Bolling ► A Musical Interlude

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Unretouched photo of Bully Boy Bolling taken off my tee vee screen

I get email. Several people have asked me me how I came up with such an odd name for a series that (quite rightly) skewers Bully Boy Bolling for being the supreme asshole that he is. While I explained in the first episode of Chow Mein and Bolling, I guess it would be hubris for me to expect my faithful readers to go back that far.

The truth of the matter is I stole the name from Mike Nesmith, my favourite Monkee, who named a terrifically funny song “Chow Mein and Bolling.”

Now I guess I need to apologize to Mike Nesmeth, Nez to his fans, because my popular series Chow Mein and Bolling has knocked Nesmith off the top of the Google listings. I’ll do that my treating my fans to another great Mike Nesmith song, which helps put Bully Boy Bolling’s tee vee bullshit into the proper perspective.

Does that answer your question?

Chow Mein and Bolling 8 ► Bully Boy Bolling: Hypocrite

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Unretouched photo of Bully Boy Bolling
taken directly from my tee vee screen

It’s become something of a truism that if you find Bully Boy Bolling taking a stand on something, you can probably find him taking the opposite position at some time in the past. He’s like Mendacious Mitt Romney that way.

Lately he has been railing against Big Bird. That’s just another way he’s like Mendacious Mitt. On The Five — which could be a serious show with serious discussions about serious issues, except that it’s on Fox “News,” so all bets are off — Bully Boy Bolling compared the big yellow bird from Sesame Street to Dora the Explorer, even though one is on a non-profit network and the other is not. However, Bolling doesn’t mind comparing apples with oranges. To him it’s just an example of the “takers” versus the “makers.” According to Media Matters:

BOLLING: This is the capitalism versus redistribution edition of what’s
actually going on here — Big Bird: taker. Dora the Explorer: maker.
They’re both worth about $350 million bucks, both of the brands, but the
Big Bird, the Sesame Street Workshop, takes in about $6 million a year
of taxpayer largesse. Dora the Explorer, all branding, all sales — and
therein lies the difference.

Watch:

Yet, it wasn’t all that long ago that Bully Boy Bolling was decrying the same “makers” versus “takers” rhetoric as Class Warfare. It came during a discussion on The Five (What am I saying? There are no real discussions on The Five. It’s one argument followed by a Right Wing Talking Point followed by a argument, followed by a Right Wing Talking Point, only interrupted by Greg Gutfeld’s non sequitur snark and Bob Beckel saying something stupid) when Bully Boy was attacking Occupy Wall Street:

“This is class warfare: Anytime you highlight the takers, the makers, the haves, the have-nots, the 99 percent, the 1 percent, that’s what they’re playing. That’s the game they’re playing.”

Watch:

Media Matters also points out: [I]n this instance, the argument doesn’t even hold up. While Sesame Workshop, the production company of Sesame Street, does indeed receive about $7 million in government contributions, that figure amounts to just 5 percent of its total revenue. Moreover, only 15 percent of PBS’ total budget comes from federal funds.

Even more hypocritically: Bully Boy Bolling’s preferred candidate in this election played the Class Warfare Card when he said, according to a secretly recorded video released by Mother Jones:

ROMNEY: There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that’s an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what.

I mean, the president starts off with 48, 49 — he starts off with a huge number. These are people who pay no income tax. Forty-seven percent of Americans pay no income tax. So our message of low taxes doesn’t connect. He’ll be out there talking about tax cuts for the rich. I mean, that’s what they sell every four years. And so my job is not to worry about those people. I’ll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.

However, that only echos comments on Fox “News” in general and from Bully Boy Bolling in particular: Fox’s Bolling Hypes Flawed Heritage Study To Pit “The Takers” Against “The Makers”

If you look up “Hypocrisy” in the dictionary it says, “See: Eric Bolling.”

Unretouched photo of Bully Boy Bolling taken directly from my tee vee screen.
You can almost see the hypocrisy coming out of his mouth.

Find more exciting episodes of Chow Mein and Bolling here.

Bully Boy Bolling Is A Coward ► Chow Mein and Bolling 7

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Unretouched pic of Bully Boy Bolling
taken right off my tee vee screen

Like most bullies, Bully Boy Bolling has proven himself to be a supreme coward — and one with a thin skin to boot. The other day he tweeted at me how disinterested he was in my Chow Mein and Bolling series, but not so disinterested that he couldn’t NOT respond. See how that works?

So thrilled was I that Bully Boy Bully recognized little ol’ me, and my little ol’ blog, that I created an entire post around his tweet.

This morning Bully Boy Bolling sent out another tweet demonstrating his thin skin (which I’ll get to shortly) and that’s he’s also going to stick with his crazy, already debunked, wacky, conspiracy theory that last week’s Jobs Report was cooked. Naturally, I sought to capture his idiocy to embed it here. Low and behold, I was greeted with this message from Twitter:

You have been blocked from
following this account at
the request of the user.

Like most bullies, Bully Boy Bolling has proven he can dish it out, but he can’t take it. And that brings us to his latest nonsense.

Last night Jon Stewart and The Daily Show took on the Right Wing’s Phony Jobs Report Conspiracy Theory head on. Naturally Bully Boy Bolling was criticized for (once again) displaying his total hypocrisy. Watch:

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Remember what I said above about Bully Boy Bolling having a thin skin? This morning he sent out the following:

Bully Boy Bolling can’t be so stupid as to think: 1). Sending out the link that demonstrates his idiocy beyond a shadow of a doubt is really a good idea; 2). That doubling down on a stupid conspiracy will suddenly make it less stupid; 3). Blocking me on Twitter is going to make any difference to me following, and making fun of, his bullshit.

As of this writing three of the Top Five posts on my blog for the week are from my Chow Mein and Bolling series. I’m clearly giving my readers what they want.

However, Bully Boy, thanks for playing our home game.

The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode 20

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Bizarro World is owned by DC Comics

After another week of Fox “News” bullshit, it’s time for The Fox “News” Spin Cycle to gear up, wade through all the craziness, and deconstruct it for my faithful readers.

It was an exciting 7 days in Bizarro World. Early in the week Fox “News” tried to promote a 5 year old video, which was extensively covered 5 years ago, as an EXCLUSIVE, EXPLOSIVE new video, which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt President Obama is a ANGRY BLACK MAN! Be afraid, be very afraid.

Then came the Presidential Debates. After Mendacious Mitt lied his way through the debate, Fox “News” felt they had to WHITEwash his debate lies by pretending it’s unseemly for Democrats to call out a candidate for lying. Granted President Obama’s debate performance was lackluster, but that doesn’t mean that Mendacious Mitt didn’t lie every time he opened his mouth.

Then there’s Judge Andrew Napolitano. I had no idea when I chose to link up with Judge Nap how prodigious he would be in sending out messages. He’s like your crazy cousin who sends out dozens of cat pictures per day they’ve found on the innertubes, except The Judge finds Libertarian causes instead of cute animal pictures. There were so many, I decided to delete several of them.

All in all: It made for another interesting week in The Fox “News” Spin Cycle. Let’s get right to it.

Here’s Judge Nap’s first: A convoluted story about a man who lost a court case in which he claimed to have
been detained illegally after trying to pay a small road toll with a huge denomination bill.

Another softball Lyin’ Ryan interview? Will VP hopeful Paul Ryan ever appear on any other network? I doubt it.

Thomas Jefferson also said: “The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are

injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say
there are twenty gods, or no God.
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks
my leg.” So, how about that Phony War on Christmas?

Bully Boys are destroying ‘Merka.

TOO! MANY!! JOKES!!!
But look at those legs!!!

Because we all know that The Donald is an expert on Foreign Policy.

Thomas Jefferson also said: “I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.”
Tell us again about the Fox “News” phony War on Christmas.

Isn’t this sweet and precious? One Bully Boy shows his admiration for another.

Who is Mickey Mouse?

Why isn’t this guy in jail?

This comment from Bully Boy Christie came after David Gregory allowed
Right Wing bullshit on his show and didn’t call anyone on it.

Bully Boy Bolling didn’t like a call in football, so he’s going to blame the refs, who he has already called “union thugs.”

This morning’s cheesecake pic from Ainsley Earworm.

“Governor Bully Boy Christie attacked the president again. How quick can we book him on the show?”

Here are two other people who trash President Obama every time they appear on Fox “News.”
In fact, The Donald has a weekly perch in which to attack the President of the United States.

It’s a mutual Bully Boy Appreciation Society.

Dana “Butter Wouldn’t Melt In My Mouth” Perino also comes on Fox and Friends
every Monday to attack President Obama, and Bob Beckel for good measure.

If anyone knows a hatchet job it’s KKKarl Rove, who still has yet to explain his MASSIVE conflict of
interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 from two SuperPACs in trying to influence the 2012 elections.

A poorly sourced story in a Murdoch newspaper and Judge Nap is in a hurry to pump it out.

This is the first of the ANGRY BLACK MAN stories Tucker Carlson’s The Daily
Conspiracy Caller pumped out this week. Of cource Judhe Nap will run with it.

Wouldn’t you like to know, Laura? Looks to me like one is giving smelling salts to another.

Here’s another ANGRY BLACK MAN story that Tucker Carlson tried to sell this week.

A total misreading of the statement, but that doesn’t surprise you, does it?

Thomas Jefferson also said: “The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man
who reads nothing but newspapers.” I’m sure Jefferson would say that about Fox “News” today.

This is the closest I have ever seen KKKarl Rove admit he is in charge of the ‘Merkin Crossroads
SuperPAC. Of course, he didn’t admit anything, but it’s only 1 degree of separation. Maybe he’s
getting closer to admitting that he’s spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections.

While this is terrible, I have also read of stories where Democratic signs, and Democratic offices, have been
vandalized. Yet, I never see THOSE stories on Fox “News.” ALSO: The Molotov cocktail was proven
to be a fake, something known when this headline was written. That doesn’t make it right.
Any attack on democracy is an attack on us all.

WAIT!!! WHAT??? Somebody screwed up BIG TIME! Fox “News” is supposed to pretend that
KKKarl Rove has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with ‘Merkin Crossroads. Otherwise, Fox “News”
might have to say that KKKarl Rove is spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

Bully Boy Bolling wants to blame Obama “Victory Laps” for the unrest in the Middle East, totally
forgetting the 100 years of ‘Merka meddling in Middle East policy, not to mention Dubya’s illegal
war in Iraq. However, to listen to Bully Boy, you’d think it was all Obama’s fault, all the time.