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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, October 5, 2014

Hello Headline hunters! Today’s birthday belongs to Elva Miller, who, as Mrs. Miller, warbled on variety shows all through the ’60s. She knew all about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

OUR WIRED WORLD:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JIM CROW AT FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, October 2, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday belonds to the One! The only!! GROUCHO!!! Julius Henry Marx saw more than his fair share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN LGBT:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

TODAY IN GLOBAL WARMING:

PEEKING INTO WINDOWS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly: Interviewers Should “Be Provocative” And Ask Obama “Isn’t It Your Fault That These Two American Journalists Were Beheaded?”

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ALLEN WEST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MEDIA MAN HOWARD KURTZ IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Those Foxy Friends from the
Curvy Couch on Fox & Friends

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Doocy: “If Barack Obama Could, He Would Ban Guns In The Hands Of Everybody Except The Police”

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

West Says “It Would Be An Incredible
Honor” To Become Director

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MARTHA MACCALLUM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Marc Bolan, who tragically died in a car crash much too young. Sadly, he became one of the headlines of yesteryear, on September 16, 1977:

Whew! Now here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR TODAY:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

“If Obama decides to run again (against US law)
or declares a National Emergency to suspend
elections in 2016, what will our Democrat sheriff do?”

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

The social networks we already have are not
giving us what we want. We’re turning to the
new thing because it’s new, not because it’s good

COMEDIANS IN THE NEWS ATTACKING FOX “NEWS” AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH SCHICKELGRUBER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JUDGE JEANINE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Like finding a molecular needle in a cosmic haystack, astronomers have detected radio waves emitted by isopropyl cyanide.

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 28, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today’s birthday is celebrated by Ben R. King, singer with The Drifters. He’s seen more than his share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour is fortified with far more Fox “News” tomfoolery than usual because they were bigger idiots than usual:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

THE FAKE NEWS SHOWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


THE FAKE FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY AND DANA PERINO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Andrea Tantaros: “He Was One Of The Most
Divisive, Polarizing, Controversial, Most
Dangerous Men In America … He Ran The
DOJ Much Like The Black Panthers Would”

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NEIL CAVUTO IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

New data suggest the poles could be reversing for the
first time in 780,000 years. Here’s how it affects you

IN OUTER SPACE:

A dramatic recent “discovery”
in physics is looking rather dodgy

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, September 25, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s the birthday of poet, children’s author, cartoonist, and singer- songwriter Shel Silverstein. He saw his share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

A priest and bishop in Montana say
that’s the only way two gay men
who are lifelong Catholics can have
their church privileges restored.

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Blackwater’s Erik Prince: Mercenaries Are
As “Part Of American History As Apple Pie”
Krauthammer: “Do You Really Want To Be Running Around
The World Responsible For A Band Of Desperados?”

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Hello again, Headliners!Today’s birthday belongs to Mickey Rooney, who died earlier this year. He launched more than his fair share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GOP STANDS FOR GOT OUR PREJUDICES:

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TEACHERS HOLD OUR FUTURE:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

U.S. Naval War College Professor Tells O’Reilly:
“This Is A Terrible Idea, Not Just As A
Practical Matter But As A Moral Matter”

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HARRIS FAULKER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Harris Faulker Discussing Man Who Jumped White House
Fence: “I Couldn’t Help But Let My Mind Just Flow” To Benghazi

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 21, 2014

Howdy Headliners!!! Today is the last full day of Summer and the birthday of Leonard Cohen, Canadian poet, novelist and singer. Born in 1934, he’s seen his number of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here is today”s Headlines Du Jour:

IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL:

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

What should happen to weed users and dealers busted before the stuff was legal?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Varney: Generous “Welfare
Web” Keeps People In A “Gilded Cage”

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, September 18, 2014

Hello there, Headliners.Today’s birthday belongs to the Eddie “Rochester” Anderson, one man who often got the best of Jack Benny. He lived through may Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s look at today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

IN LGBT NEWS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

GOP STANDS FOR GOT OUR PRIORITIES:

GET THE FRACK OUT OF HERE!!!

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

VIDEO BONUS DU JOUR:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

BEST HEADLINES DU JOUR:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HARRIS FAULKNER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STUART VARNEY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Howdy, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Riley B. King, better known as Blues guitarist B.B. King. He’s seen more than a few Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Science says the universe could be
a hologram, a computer program, a
black hole or a bubble—and there
are ways to check

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, September 14, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Hezekiah Leroy Gordon Smith, better known to Jazz fans as Stuff Smith., violinist extraordinaire. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

THE SPERM WARS:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The media monitoring service — used by MSNBC,
among others — is found to be transformative
Loofah Lad showing no self-awareness whatsoever

FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

No longer preggy leggy Meggy showing
off her journalistic credentials…again.

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Tucker Fucker Carlson showing
off his journalistic credentials

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bully Boy Bolling showing
off his journalistic credentials

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Greg Gutfeld showing off
his journalistic credentials

GREG GUTFELD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Sean Hannity showing off
his journalistic credentials

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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