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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Today’s birthday is celebrated by Stevland Hardaway Judkins, but you all know him as Stevie Wonder. Here are some of the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

BULLY CORNER:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TODDLES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANN COULTER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Washington Times contributor finds it
frustrating that scientists don’t default to God.

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Howdy Headliners. Celebrating birthdays today are Shirley Temple and Roy Orbison, both responsible for their share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

TACO BELL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

How many lies can you spot in this graphic?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today we are all celebrating the birthday of Bettie Page, gone but not forgotten. She launched a few Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IT’S A SERIES OF TUBES:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

An image taken by the Hubble
Space Telescope ranges from
cosmic near neighbors to objects
seen in the early years of the universe.

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 2, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! It’s the 72nd birthday of Leon Russell, who started out as a session player before putting out records under his own name. As a member of the Crypt-Kickers Five, Russell is on record praising the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Whatever happened to my Trabsylvania Twist? No matter, here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GUNS & GOOFBALLS:

The GOP’s perpetual war drum explained:
Why are Republicans so eager for conflict?

Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’

IN ‘MERKIN POLITICS:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Gay Key West men sue for right
to marry in Florida after Monroe
clerk’s office denies couple a license

FREE THE WEED!!!

Colorado drivers claim ‘license plate
profiling’ after marijuana legalization

Medical marijuana sales now officially legal in Nevada

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hobby Lobby’s Hypocrisy: The Company’s Retirement
Plan Invests in Contraception Manufacturers

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

White Officers Falsely
Arrested Black Teen: Jury

Report: Well-being of African-Americans in Michigan among worst in nation


EVOLUTION IS COMPLICATED:

Zebra Stripes Evolved to Keep
Biting Flies Away, Study Reveals

DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit installs 3,200
new LED street lights

Cobalts Were Seen as Lemons From Start, State Data Shows

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Provides GOP A
2014 Platform: “All They
Have To Do Is Get A
Transcript Of This Show”

O’Reilly, Juan Williams
Rip Chris Hayes: He
Used Conservative Guest
as ‘Living Piñata’!

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Steve Doocy, Guest Agree: Godless ‘Noah’ Example Of Today’s Godlessness!

IN INNER SPACE:

Art and Science Collide in the Discovery of the Higgs Boson
Particle Fever, a documentary about
the physicists who found the “God
particle,” suggests doing science
isn’t that different from making art


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

IN OUTER SPACE:




ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:



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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, January 18, 2014

In yesterday’s exciting episode of Headlines Du Jour, I lamented that my headline-collecting robot drones had not shown up. Now I know why. They’ve become supreme overlord to your home appliances. The first two headlines describe the latest adventures of my former-headline-collecting robot drones. In the meantime, I’m taking applications for interns all over again.

Refrigerator Used By Hackers In Cyber Attack
Internet-connected home appliances are infected by a large “botnet” over a two-week period.

Hackers Use Refrigerator, Other Devices to Send 750,000 Spam Emails


SCIENCE IS COMPLICATED:

New study shows chimpanzees capable of communicating
through gestures and pointing to achieve a common goal


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Fox’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Are male-wussifying feminists a national security problem?

Ann Coulter: Fox & Friends Won’t ‘Put on Conservatives Who Can Put Two Sentences Together’

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

 

Houston cops cuff and detain man for an
hour for giving change to homeless person


FREE THE WEED!!!

Harry Reid signals support for
medical marijuana use


FREE THE WEED HYSTERIA!!!

Nancy Grace: People on pot shoot
each other, strangle each other,
and kill whole families


FROM OUTER SPACE:

On Mars, A Rock Appears
Where There Wasn’t One Before


THE COMPANY HE KEEPS:

‘Hannity’ regular Erik Rush calls for military coup against Obama


OSCAR WORTHY!!!

’20 Feet From Stardom’ Gets Its Turn in Oscars’ Spotlight
How legendary record man Gil Friesen’s documentary about backup singers wowed the film world


OSCAR WORTHY???

‘MITT’: Five Big Revelations About Romney In The New Documentary

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Bully Boy Bolling Believes Bullshit Baffles Brains

GRRRR!!!

It was an epic battle this morning on Fox and Friends as Geraldo Rivera and Bully Boy Bolling battled it out over the tragedy in Benghazi on September 11, 2012.

Let’s not forget — as Geraldo clearly has not — that on September 12th, Fox “News” was already politicizing the deaths in the Benghazi attack. However, it must be noted, Fox “News” was merely regurgitating Mendacious Mitt’s talking points from the night before. Mittens began politicizing this tragedy while it was still ongoing and before anyone knew there had even been deaths.

That’s why for the past 7 weeks Fox “News” had done little more than make up lies about what happened in Benghazi in order to smear President Obama. It’s been virtually non-stop. This past week Fox “News” barely took time out to report on the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy because that would have taken precious time away from blaming President Obama for the Libyan attack.

This morning Geraldo Rivera appeared with those Foxy Friends on Fox and Friends and attempted to add some reasonableness to the Fox “News” invented hysteria. At first, it sounded like it would go well:

STEVE DOOCY: We’re gonna talk about the problems around here in the New York series — City — area with Geraldo who’s got some boat damage, ummm, in a moment, but first let’s talk a little bit about Libya.

GERALDO: Okay.

DOOCY: So much more information out. New cables show that the militia charged with protecting the consulate, apparently, uhh, cables show they — it was likely infiltrated with Islamists. We couldn’t trust them. Also, apparently, the State Department declined to send this rapid response team, uhh, which has been sent in the past to help, uhh, on the Cole and investigations and stuff like that. They could have actually gotten in sooner than the FBI did — it took them 24 days. And, finally, we were telling folks yesterday about the emergency meeting they had just about 3 weeks before September 11th, Twenty Twelve, where the the consulate people said, “Hmmm, We really can’t protect ourselves. There are all of these training grounds here. We are screwed.”

GERALDO: That’s a mouthful and [measuring his words carefully] I just have to say that for us to be probing this 3 or 4 days before the election guarantees that reasonable prudence will not be exercised because of the —

DOOCY: But Geraldo, Fox “News” has been looking at this for over a month.

GERALDO: Okay. Let me — uhh, err — Please, I didn’t come to argue with you.

DOOCY: Okay.

Let’s stop right there for a moment and parse. Doocy sets Geraldo up with allegations, totally devoid of any facts, with 126 words. Geraldo gets out 39 words which, if you watch the video, he is carefully weighing and measuring so as to not offend and to be able to get his point across. However after 39 words, during which Geraldo never even gets to his point, Doocy’s heard enough. He interrupts with the most accurate thing he’s said in months, although it would have been more accurate for him to say that Fox “News” has been politicizing this tragedy for more than a month. Geraldo re-measures his words, and says he didn’t come to argue. It seems as if Bully Boy wasn’t listening. Let’s pick up where we left off.

GERALDO: Okay. Let me — uhh, err — please. I didn’t come to argue with you.

DOOCY: Okay.

GERALDO: I just wanna —

DOOCY: But it’s frustrating.

No more frustrating than it is to hear Fox “News” lie day after day to politicize the deaths of these brave people in Benghazi. At that point Rivera is actually given a couple of minutes to accurately lay out the timeline of events. However, at about the 4 minutes mark — and I’m surprised he got that far — Bully Boy Bolling boils over and finally explodes. That’s when the fireworks begin. While Bully Boy Bolling blusters, Geraldo tries to battle back. However, it devolves into a three and a half minute shoutfest in which Geraldo makes several good points, including:

That is an obscene lie. You are a politician looking to make a political point” and “You are misleading the American people because you want to make a political point.” Geraldo accurately called Bully Boy a liar several times. I’m surprised they didn’t come to blows.

You’ll just have to watch. The good stuff starts at 4:00 and they never did get to Geraldo’s boat:


As usual, Bully Boy Bolling shows no shame. He was so proud of his lies that he sent out the following afterwards:

Bully Boy Bolling truly hopes that bullshit baffles brains and he’s full of it.

Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

Let’s parse, shall we?

By “this guy” Mark Koldys is referring to the President of the United States of ‘Merka. As if that’s not bad enough, he’s setting up a false equivalency between the POTUS and Steve Doocy, one of The Three Stooges on the Curvy Couch on Fox and Friends. Third, he never really made a correction.