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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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Grumpy Cat, aka Johnny
Dollar, aka Mark Koldys

The Flying Money Squad strikes again!!!  How low is it to FALSELY report someone to facebook for an abuse violation, when they are the one’s guilty of abuse in the first place?

Can you say HYPOCRISY? I knew you could.

Lest you forget, The Flying Monkey Squad is the group of sycophants who worship at the altar of Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, and kiss his ass. That’s why he has such a big ass.

All one really need know about Mark Koldys is that he is a Fox “News” Truther. That alone makes him a laughingstock to thinking people everywhere. Mark Koldys claims his web site is about CABLE NEWS TRUTH, but if he were being “cable truthful” he’d be attacking Fox “News” for its lies, not supporting it as a paragon of professional journalism.

However, this post is only about Mark Koldys tangentially. Koldys is the enabler of The Flying Monkey Squad. He not only eggs them on, but he provides a safe place for them to attack without being attacked in return. It has been this way for at least 8 years as The Flying Monkey Squad has falsely attacked people from NewsHounds, because they expose Fox “News” lies. In fact, that’s how I came onto their radar. And, because I have always refused to back down from their false criticisms, they decided that they had to destroy me. I told that story in the very first post on this blog: Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person.

More than a year later: Mark Koldys is proving that his Flying Monkey Squad is as dangerous as ever. They are not interested in honest political debate and require an unlevel playing field before they will attack. Safety in numbers and all that. Cowardly bullies and all that.

THE LATEST INCIDENT

Last night I noticed that Ashley Graham, aka Grayhammy, showed up on the Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society facebook page and started shitting all over it again. It’s not the first time, but it will be the last time. My normal MO is to delete his messages as soon as they appear. However, last night I chose to let them stand for a while to see how abusive he would get. He didn’t disappoint, each comment was more offensive and abusive than the last.

Then another gent showed up. This (unnamed) gent has always told me that Ashley could be reasoned with if one treated him properly, so he tried. And tried. And tried. He tried many times last night to have a decent conversation with Ashley Graham, but eventually gave it up as a lost cause when he saw how his own words were being twisted to use against him. Privately he told me he was done trying to reason with people who were so unreasonable and he left.Later he posted this in a public forum:

All I was attempting to do was have reasonable conversation with Ashley. I was trying to set a respectful tone with him on how our cable news is covered today. I offered him the opportunity to talk with me privately where neither one of us would have home field advantage, back up or felt the need to impress others. Obviously he was only interested in being confrontational and it soon became apparent that it was a waste of time.

Eventually even I got bored of the game and deleted all of Grayhammy’s abusive comments.

Then I began deleting Grayhammy’s comments as soon as they arrived on the J$DS, at the rate of several per minute. They were arriving almost as fast as I could delete them. Finally after deleting DOZENS of crazy comments from GrayHammy, the head of The Flying Monkey Squad, I just chose to just ban his ass instead. There’s only so much abuse one can take.

In the interests of transparency I posted a message that I had finally tired of his shit and banned him from The Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society and attached the following screen capture:

What makes me laugh about this picture is that I plugged Mark Koldys’ college picture (the one on the upper left) into Google search and the Googlizer returned a whole bunch of lookalikes. Note the lookalike in the middle of the bottom row. Why Google thinks Johnny Dollar can be compared to infamous Nazi Josef Mengele is something you’ll have to ask Google. I don’t know. I do know why I would compare Mark Koldys and The Flying Monkey Squad to Nazis, however.

I thought banning Ashley Graham from the J$DS would FINALLY be the end of it. It was not to be.

I woke up this morning to discover that I was reported for ABUSE based on the screen capture above. Now, how sick and hypocritical is that? After well more than a year of almost non-stop abuse from The Flying Monkey Squad I finally ban Ashley Graham from my page, and I am falsely reported to facebook for abuse. What a crock.

Here’s my response to facebook this morning after discovering I have been given a 12 hour TIME OUT due to this FALSE report of abuse:

First, what you need to know is that this is all due to a difference of political opinion.

I once wrote for NewsHounds, a web site which exposes Fox “News” lies. These people are Fox “News” defenders. However, they won’t defend Fox “News” honestly and are using Facebook to do its dirty work for them by FALSELY reporting things as abuse, or as copyright violations, which is also something they have done in the past.

I was FALSELY reported for abuse last night ONLY after I finally blocked Ashley Graham from posting on one of my pages. He had been posting abuse towards me and Jim Thorpe for several hours on end at that point. I just I kept deleting his nonsense, one comment after another. After deleting dozens of offensive and abusive messages, I finally chose to BAN Ashley Graham instead. That’s the exact moment when I was reported for abuse.

Ironic, no? After I had endured hours of abuse and decided I didn’t have to take it any more, I was reported for abuse merely because I banned him from my page.

This is not the first time that Ashley Graham has been abusive to me and my friends. This is not the first time I have been falsely accused of abuse, or copyright violations where none exist, by those who are abusing me.

Facebook is being used to do their dirty work for them.

What bothers me is that Facebook does not look into the merits of a complaint. Facebook just reacts to the complaint. These people know that Facebook will react without investigating the merits of a complaint. In fact, it’s what they hope will happen when they FALSELY report abuse.

Let me repeat: Facebook is being used to do their dirty work for them. They cannot debate their political opinions in an honest manner, so they use your rules to FALSELY accuse people of abuse and copyright violations where none exist.

How does it feel to be used in this way?

I don’t know if facebook will lift my TIME OUT, or not. However, I thought I should go ON RECORD — once again — to show facebook how people are using its rules in a mendacious manner. TO BE FAIR: Mendacity is the only way The Flying Monkey Squad can win.

It’s not the first time these MoFos have FALSELY reported me to facebook. Check out the screen capture to the right.

It’s the height of hypocrisy to report that as a copyright violation because Mark Koldys has long used Ellen’s picture on his mendacious web site. He claimed it was FAIR GAME because he found the picture on the internet. Well, I found his family pictures on the internet, which should make them FAIR GAME as well, right? Of course not!!! There are different rules for Johnny Dollar and The Flying Monkey Squad.

In point of fact: Mark Koldys should care more about who decided to share his family pictures with me, as opposed to claiming copyright violations. That’s the fight I’d love to witness.

Another hypocritical thing to this entire contretemps is that Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham seem to think I broke some unwritten rule in the Politics of Personal Destruction™ by posting his family pictures. I didn’t realize there were any rules when one is playing the Politics of Personal Destruction™.

When Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham exposed my nom de plume and my sex life (a story told in Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person), I just naturally assumed all rules about decency went out the window. Exposing my nom de plume and sex life had NOTHING to do with CABLE NEWS TRUTH or our differences of political opinion. It was done merely in an attempt to destroy the messenger because they hated my message.

However, they seem to think that posting pictures from the Koldys Family Album is somehow beyond the pale? What sickness plagues these assholes that would even think this way? They honestly believe their shit don’t stink.

It must be noted I never attacked these MoFos until my post called Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person. Because I thought that Mark Koldys’ behaviour went WELL beyond the pale (as did several of his own sycophants, it must be noted) I chose to FINALLY fight back on my blog. Here’s all I do: I show them up for the mendacious hypocrites they are, using just their own words and actions, like I have done in this post.

While I need not lie about them to make them look foolish, they can only lie about me in response.

Every time I accuse these assholes of obsessive behaviour they come back to claim I am the one who is obsessed. I have never denied that. However, you’d be obsessed too after you found your sex life being splashed all over the innertubes and found yourself the subject of relentless and false attacks lasting several years. I want people to note: I only respond to those MoFos. I have never initiated an attack upon them. Furthermore I have ignored many attacks and only occasionally do I respond to their nonsense.

When will Mark Koldys come to realize that every time The Flying Monkey Squad tries to throw mud at me, he’s the only one who gets dirtied?

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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A thread from Johnny Dollar’s CABLE NEWS TRUTH sewer on my birthday

The Flying Monkey Squad™ is at it again. 

The Flying Monkey Squad™ has, once again, started with an observation and, working backwards, created another Bogus Conspiracy Theory™. Then Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, allows the use of his sewer about CABLE NEWS TRUTH to disseminate their bullshit.

Wash, rinse, repeat. It’s the same old pattern I’ve put up with for the last year of obsessive cyber-stalking by The Flying Monkey Squad™.

It’s so nice that The Flying Monkey Squad thinks I am important enough to continue to cyber-stalk. You’d have thought li’l ol’ me wouldn’t be worth their time, but they just can’t quit me.

Who is obsessed? They claim it’s me. I say it’s them. Who you gonna believe?

Take a look: Ashley Graham, aka Grayhammy, is quoting my emails from 10 years ago and making unfounded assumptions about it. He also quotes an exchange from somewhere with Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, from 2011. Check out that obsession!!! The NSA could use a few pointers from Ashley Graham on obsessive cyber-stalking.

Yet, this is his latest feeble attempt to discredit me.

That MoFo Grayhammy has proven once again that he simply doesn’t understand how a nom de plume works. I created the character of Aunty Em Ericann SEVERAL YEARS before I was approached to write for NewsHounds. When I started writing for NewsHounds, I simply kept the nom de plume. Using a nom de plume to write under is not a lie, just ask A.A. Fair. In fact, in today’s political climate it might be wise to use a nom de plume, right (he asks of the piece of shit hiding behind the sock puppet) Grayhammy?

Case in point: Ashley Graham and Mark Koldys tried to discredit me as a NewsHound writer by exposing my sex life. They sweep that inconvenient fact under the carpet. Exposing my sex life and Aunty Em’s nom de plume proves why a political writer would need a nom de plume in this age of personal destruction, a tactic at which The Flying Monkey Squad™ excels.

Grayhammy claims, without proof, that I lied to my family and friends when I created the performance artist I named Aunty Em. Several hundred people knew I was Aunty Em, including my family, my friends, and Flo and Eddie, among many others. How much of a secret could it really be? Whenever I called up contacts for NewsHound research I’d introduce myself as “Headly Westerfield, writing for NewsHounds under the name of Aunty Em.” AGAIN: How much of a secret could it really be?

The Flying Monkey Squads™ conspiracy theory falls apart right there. They know that, of course. Which is why they know they are lying about me when they continue to bring it up.

Having said all that: Johnny Dollar continues to prove that he is the enabler, and often instigator, of the The Flying Monkey Squad™. I cut enablers no slack. I wonder why a grown man — a former Michigan prosecutor — would act that way. I’m sure his parents taught him better than that.

Above: a mother’s adoring eyes.
Far left, Grumpy Cat, aka Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, the fearless leader of The Flying Monkey Squad. You’d have thought his mother (pictured here with Brother Bruce and brother Ken) and father would have taught him to not be such a mendacious piece of shit.

I need to point out that Grayhammy also drags Patrick into his discussion.
What’s so HIGH-LARRY-US about that is for the longest time The Flying Monkey Squad™ kept
accusing Aunty Em of being this person named Patrick, along with dozens of other sock
puppets, even tho’ the only name I was using online at that point was Aunty Em. When The Flying Monkey Squad™ finally exposed Aunty Em’s identity they also proved I
wasn’t Patrick. Or have they? Bwah-ha-ha!!!

Regardless, now I am being
accused of directing this Patrick — telling him what to say. Aside from a few exchanges on various
forums on the innertubes, I don’t know Patrick. Nor do I tell him what
to tweet. From what I have seen of Patrick’s tweets, nobody tells him what to tweet. He tweets what he wants to tweet
and much of it is unpleasant. But, I have no connection to Patrick. I
never have. Nor do I feel a need to denounce someone I do not know. However, The Flying Monkey Squad™ loves to play guilt by
association.

LAUGH OF THE DAY: “You’ve inspired a hammytweet.” And, sure enough, as if on cue, there was a hammytweet tweet about Chicolinis:

I can’t wait to see what chicken entrails Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, Grayhammy, and the rest of The Flying Monkey Squad™ examine next to come up with their next Bogus Conspiracy Theory™ concerning me. Sadly I am leaving for my Sunrise to Canton Road Trip For Research first thing in the morning, so I may not be able to see what those assholes get up to for the next few days.* However, you can bet it will be a doozy. Hilarity ensues.

* h/t to my innertube tipster. You know who you are.

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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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The original Grumpy Cat, Mark Koldys

A sincere h/t to my innertube buddy (who wishes to remain anonymous) who always feels the need to fill me in whenever the Flying Monkey Squad™ — Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham — gets to tweeting about me again. 

I don’t see these gems on my Twitter feed because I blocked The Flying Monkey Squad a year ago. Their circle jerks are boring and predictable.

However, every once in a while my electronic friend suggests I take a look. It’s usually worth a glance to see what my Cyber-Stalking Bullies are up to. It’s just not always worth writing about.

However, the most recent links sent to me demonstrate — once again — several things I have already pointed out, but bear repeating:

  • These crazy MoFos are truly obsessed with me. The Flying Monkey Squad could very well be my most faithful followers, and I have some pretty rabid followers;
  • My tweets and facebook postings are poured over, examined, and dissected. Then they are spit back out by the Flying Monkey Squad, as twisted as a Bush-choking pretzel;
  • There’s nothing too trivial that the Flying Monkey Squad won’t use to distort, twist, and lie in order to try and smear me;
  • Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, enables and cheers on Ashley Graham by retweeting just about every lie he sends out about me;
  • When they retweet me, or discuss me, I pick up a few new followers. Thanks for the free promotion, boys;
  • These people are truly sick fucks who will now accuse me of being obsessed because I have — once again — documented their Cyber-Stalking obsession.

Here is one of Wednesday’s tweets (there were several others in the same vein) in which I am accused of supporting child rape because I happen to support Kate, the young lady in Florida who was charged after she turned 18 with sex crimes at the insistence of her lover’s parents, upset at her lesbianism:

I’d rather be a Fox “News” Hater than a Fox “News” Defender, like Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar. To have to defend Fox “News” for its daily lies must be soul crushing. Unless one has no soul, which may very well be why Mark Koldys can do it for years on end.

As he always does, if he bothers to defend himself at all, Ashley Graham, aka GrayHammy, will say, “Hey! What? Me? I’m just asking questions.”

Here’s a question: Is Ashley Graham a confessed pedophile, or was that Blackflon? I always forget. Either way, Mark Barnard is just another member of The Flying Monkey Squad and they all support each other like any group of psychopathic sycophants who feed off each other. Think Manson Family with computers instead of knives.

Here’s one of Thursday’s tweets. Note how my pathetic little joke about Jack Webb and Neil Cavuto is turned against me:

What does my sex life or my facebook pics or my
tweets have to do with CABLE NEWS TRUTH?

This simply proves, once again, that there’s no comment of mine too trivial for Ashley Graham and Mark Koldys to twist. No low to which they won’t go in order. No lie they won’t concoct. No words they won’t mischaracterize. No decency they won’t vitiate. Over the past year The Flying Monkey Squad has continued to prove — over and over again — what I wrote in the very first post on the Not Now Silly blog: Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person.

Grumpy Cat Mark Koldys

Every time Mark Koldys’ Flying Monkey, Ashley Graham, flings poo, most of the shit winds up on Mark Koldys. I love the irony.

Oh, BTW: Have you ever seen this memo in which Mark Koldys supports well-known religious nutcase Pat Robertson for president? In this memo Mark Koldys alleges an evil, dark conspiracy on the part of Jack Kemp to steal the nomination for George Bush. Oddly enough this secret, hush hush, confidential memo got right back to Jack Kemp because this copy was released by Kemp’s office:

Actual memo from Mark Koldys supporting religious nut Pat “Homos Cause Hurricanes” Robertson for POTUS

Further reading on Now Now Silly

Johnny Dollar Threatens To Cyber-Rape Me All Over Again

On The Thread Where He Cyber-Raped Me, Johnny Dollar Edited Away My Mild Sarcasm

Several more instances of The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

Is Johnny Dollar The World’s Biggest Hypocrite?

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The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

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It’s been one year since Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, exposed my alternative lifestyle at his sewer, and clearly he just can’t quit me. However, in typical high school bully-style, he’s accusing me of doing the very thing he’s actually doing himself.

[First off I’d like to thank my various friends, who alert me to all Mark Koldys’ latest nonsense, wherever and whenever it appears. Because I don’t have the time, energy, or inclination to keep up with his obsession, it’s nice to have people who care enough to look out for me.]

Is this the human model for Grumpy Cat?
Who would send me J$’s family pictures?

Here’s the latest controversy: Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, dropped this turd in the comment section of his own web site, even tho’ he claims his web site is all about CABLE NEWS TRUTH.

Our friend Aunty Headly apparently has some unusual cravings.

However, Mark Koldys must be freelancing again because there’s nothing about CABLE NEWS TRUTH in that facebook photo album he chose to share. In point of fact: Mark Koldys, or his #1 stalker and sycophant Ashley Graham, had to have been crawling all over my facebook pages (again) to discover what’s in my facebook photo albums.

After Mark Koldys shared the link with his Flying Monkey Squad, and after I was alerted to it, I mentioned it in passing on social media because it struck me funny. The stalker Mark Koldys immediately seized upon this offhand remark as some kind of sick win:

Bam! Less than 24 hours. Aunty has already acknowledged reading the above comment. We now know that Headly obsessively reads thru the comments on this website. Hey Aunty, thank you for reading J$P.

Wait!!! What??? It took my friend almost 24 hours to alert me of this? You’re fired!!!

However, it’s highly amusing that Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham dig into my every tweet, facebook status update, and photo album, but if I make note of their sick obsession in passing I am “obsessed, fixated, and possibly in need of professional help.“

This is called “projection.”

And, on cue, the Flying Monkey Squad takes to Twitter to do their Frick and Frack comedy routine for 45 minutes:

No, I suggested it was stalking and cyber-bullying to post it as a comment on your CABLE NEWS TRUTH web site, Who’s obsessed again, Mark Koldys? Some days the Flying Monkey Squad spends hours passing tweets back and forth about me, but pretend I’m the one with the obsession in the very tweets they are obsessing about me. That’s one crazy meta-obsession.

However, credit where credit’s due: Heartfelt thanks to Mark Koldys (aka JohnnyDollar01 in the Twitterverse) and Ashley Graham for being my most faithful readers. Want to see crazy in action? Here’s a live Ashley Graham timeline. He’s clearly one crazy MoFo, but not as crazy as Mark Koldys, his enabler.

 

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