Tag Archives: Greyhammy

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

A thread from Johnny Dollar’s CABLE NEWS TRUTH sewer on my birthday

The Flying Monkey Squad™ is at it again. 

The Flying Monkey Squad™ has, once again, started with an observation and, working backwards, created another Bogus Conspiracy Theory™. Then Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, allows the use of his sewer about CABLE NEWS TRUTH to disseminate their bullshit.

Wash, rinse, repeat. It’s the same old pattern I’ve put up with for the last year of obsessive cyber-stalking by The Flying Monkey Squad™.

It’s so nice that The Flying Monkey Squad thinks I am important enough to continue to cyber-stalk. You’d have thought li’l ol’ me wouldn’t be worth their time, but they just can’t quit me.

Who is obsessed? They claim it’s me. I say it’s them. Who you gonna believe?

Take a look: Ashley Graham, aka Grayhammy, is quoting my emails from 10 years ago and making unfounded assumptions about it. He also quotes an exchange from somewhere with Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, from 2011. Check out that obsession!!! The NSA could use a few pointers from Ashley Graham on obsessive cyber-stalking.

Yet, this is his latest feeble attempt to discredit me.

That MoFo Grayhammy has proven once again that he simply doesn’t understand how a nom de plume works. I created the character of Aunty Em Ericann SEVERAL YEARS before I was approached to write for NewsHounds. When I started writing for NewsHounds, I simply kept the nom de plume. Using a nom de plume to write under is not a lie, just ask A.A. Fair. In fact, in today’s political climate it might be wise to use a nom de plume, right (he asks of the piece of shit hiding behind the sock puppet) Grayhammy?

Case in point: Ashley Graham and Mark Koldys tried to discredit me as a NewsHound writer by exposing my sex life. They sweep that inconvenient fact under the carpet. Exposing my sex life and Aunty Em’s nom de plume proves why a political writer would need a nom de plume in this age of personal destruction, a tactic at which The Flying Monkey Squad™ excels.

Grayhammy claims, without proof, that I lied to my family and friends when I created the performance artist I named Aunty Em. Several hundred people knew I was Aunty Em, including my family, my friends, and Flo and Eddie, among many others. How much of a secret could it really be? Whenever I called up contacts for NewsHound research I’d introduce myself as “Headly Westerfield, writing for NewsHounds under the name of Aunty Em.” AGAIN: How much of a secret could it really be?

The Flying Monkey Squads™ conspiracy theory falls apart right there. They know that, of course. Which is why they know they are lying about me when they continue to bring it up.

Having said all that: Johnny Dollar continues to prove that he is the enabler, and often instigator, of the The Flying Monkey Squad™. I cut enablers no slack. I wonder why a grown man — a former Michigan prosecutor — would act that way. I’m sure his parents taught him better than that.

Above: a mother’s adoring eyes.
Far left, Grumpy Cat, aka Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, the fearless leader of The Flying Monkey Squad. You’d have thought his mother (pictured here with Brother Bruce and brother Ken) and father would have taught him to not be such a mendacious piece of shit.

I need to point out that Grayhammy also drags Patrick into his discussion.
What’s so HIGH-LARRY-US about that is for the longest time The Flying Monkey Squad™ kept
accusing Aunty Em of being this person named Patrick, along with dozens of other sock
puppets, even tho’ the only name I was using online at that point was Aunty Em. When The Flying Monkey Squad™ finally exposed Aunty Em’s identity they also proved I
wasn’t Patrick. Or have they? Bwah-ha-ha!!!

Regardless, now I am being
accused of directing this Patrick — telling him what to say. Aside from a few exchanges on various
forums on the innertubes, I don’t know Patrick. Nor do I tell him what
to tweet. From what I have seen of Patrick’s tweets, nobody tells him what to tweet. He tweets what he wants to tweet
and much of it is unpleasant. But, I have no connection to Patrick. I
never have. Nor do I feel a need to denounce someone I do not know. However, The Flying Monkey Squad™ loves to play guilt by
association.

LAUGH OF THE DAY: “You’ve inspired a hammytweet.” And, sure enough, as if on cue, there was a hammytweet tweet about Chicolinis:

I can’t wait to see what chicken entrails Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, Grayhammy, and the rest of The Flying Monkey Squad™ examine next to come up with their next Bogus Conspiracy Theory™ concerning me. Sadly I am leaving for my Sunrise to Canton Road Trip For Research first thing in the morning, so I may not be able to see what those assholes get up to for the next few days.* However, you can bet it will be a doozy. Hilarity ensues.

* h/t to my innertube tipster. You know who you are.

***

***

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

It’s been one year since Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, exposed my alternative lifestyle at his sewer, and clearly he just can’t quit me. However, in typical high school bully-style, he’s accusing me of doing the very thing he’s actually doing himself.

[First off I’d like to thank my various friends, who alert me to all Mark Koldys’ latest nonsense, wherever and whenever it appears. Because I don’t have the time, energy, or inclination to keep up with his obsession, it’s nice to have people who care enough to look out for me.]

Is this the human model for Grumpy Cat?
Who would send me J$’s family pictures?

Here’s the latest controversy: Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys, dropped this turd in the comment section of his own web site, even tho’ he claims his web site is all about CABLE NEWS TRUTH.

Our friend Aunty Headly apparently has some unusual cravings.

However, Mark Koldys must be freelancing again because there’s nothing about CABLE NEWS TRUTH in that facebook photo album he chose to share. In point of fact: Mark Koldys, or his #1 stalker and sycophant Ashley Graham, had to have been crawling all over my facebook pages (again) to discover what’s in my facebook photo albums.

After Mark Koldys shared the link with his Flying Monkey Squad, and after I was alerted to it, I mentioned it in passing on social media because it struck me funny. The stalker Mark Koldys immediately seized upon this offhand remark as some kind of sick win:

Bam! Less than 24 hours. Aunty has already acknowledged reading the above comment. We now know that Headly obsessively reads thru the comments on this website. Hey Aunty, thank you for reading J$P.

Wait!!! What??? It took my friend almost 24 hours to alert me of this? You’re fired!!!

However, it’s highly amusing that Mark Koldys and Ashley Graham dig into my every tweet, facebook status update, and photo album, but if I make note of their sick obsession in passing I am “obsessed, fixated, and possibly in need of professional help.

This is called “projection.”

And, on cue, the Flying Monkey Squad takes to Twitter to do their Frick and Frack comedy routine for 45 minutes:

No, I suggested it was stalking and cyber-bullying to post it as a comment on your CABLE NEWS TRUTH web site, Who’s obsessed again, Mark Koldys? Some days the Flying Monkey Squad spends hours passing tweets back and forth about me, but pretend I’m the one with the obsession in the very tweets they are obsessing about me. That’s one crazy meta-obsession.

However, credit where credit’s due: Heartfelt thanks to Mark Koldys (aka JohnnyDollar01 in the Twitterverse) and Ashley Graham for being my most faithful readers. Want to see crazy in action? Here’s a live Ashley Graham timeline. He’s clearly one crazy MoFo, but not as crazy as Mark Koldys, his enabler.

 

***
*** !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?’http’:’https’;if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+”://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js”;fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,”script”,”twitter-wjs”);

Is Johnny Dollar The World’s Biggest Hypocrite?

Both of the pictures above were removed from the Johnny
Dollar Depreciation Page because Mark Koldys cried a
river to facebook. Will he report my blog to Google next?

In the last few hours I have received 3 copyright infringement notifications from facebook concerning pictures of Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, on the Johnny Dollar Depreciation Page. 

IRONY ALERT: For the longest time (although it has now been removed) Johnny Dollar’s Sewer had a prominently placed picture of Ellen, of NewsHounds, posted on his excuse for a blog. Mark Koldys — who hides behind the nom de turd Johnny Dollar — defended posting Ellen’s pic by saying it was FAIR USE because the pic was found on facebook. Now how can Mark Koldys claim I have infringed on HIS copyright by posting pictures I found in public forums on the innertubes? Unless he’s the world’s biggest hypocrite.

I expect Mark Koldys to lie and say he was not the one to report me. However, if that were true it would constitute a crime. Who else would own the copyright to a picture of Mark Koldys in his teens? Only the owner of the copyright can claim an infringement.

Of course, facebook only removes pictures, and warns users, when someone reports an alleged infraction. facebook never
looks into whether there is any truth in the allegation. It just
removes the offending picture and the accused must appeal. Never forget that Mark Koldys is
a former Prosecuting Attorney. They know how to twist the law and
facts.

No matter. All J$, and Greyhammy, know are lies. F’rinstance: After my last post about them Greyhammy denied he had been tweeting about me. However, in his denial he called me the same exact name, and used the same insinuations, as he did when he denied was tweeting about me. He’s not just a liar, but he’s a dumb liar. Screen caps don’t lie, even he does.

Meanwhile, this is the most curious violation notification of the 3 I received from facebook:

How can promoting my own blog be a violation of Mark Koldys’ copyright? Hypocrisy all around tonight.

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day

Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys,
when even his mother loved him.

Aunty Em’s spies are everywhere. Paid informants told me Greyhammy was tweeting about me again. Curiosity got the best of me. Hilarity ensues.

A reminder: Greyhammy is the miserable miscreant who pinched out the excremental turd that prompted me to write “Johnny Dollar Has Proven Himself To Be A Very Dangerous Person,” the post that launched this blog. Greyhammy had the bowel movement, but it took a real walking piece of shit named Johnny Dollar — aka Mark Koldys — to determine it was worth publishing online.

Mark Koldy as he was entering his Liberace
phase. The sparkly suit is still to come.


Johnny Dollar‘s rubric is CABLE NEWS TRUTH, but Greyhammy’s post had nothing to do with truth, or cable news for that matter. It was a nakedly blatant attempt to kill the messenger because Johnny Dollar has never liked the NewsHound message. Since I was NewsHounds’ most prolific writer, Johnny Dollar made the executive decision that in order to defend Fox “News” he had to destroy me. Nothing else explains why he would reveal my nom de plume (which was not a secret in the first place as hundreds of people knew it) along with outing my sex life. Happens every day in the Marketplace of Ideas, right?

So, when I heard Grayhammy and Johnny Dollar were at it again I have to admit to being curious, the same way one rubbernecks at a traffic accident. Greyhammy’s blocked me on Twitter like the fucking little coward he is, but that doesn’t stop him from tweeting about me. Nor does it stop me from seeing his pile of manure, so I really wonder what’s the point. No matter. This is what Greyhammy’s live Twitter feed looks like:

It took a while to figure out how I managed to come up in conversation (even if they didn’t use my name). It appears to have begun at 4:05PM February 9th with a tweet by Greyhammy:

However, I never called Paul Krugman a partisan hack. Therefore, Greyhammy is lying again. Or, and this is far more likely, he’s mixed me up with someone else AGAIN!!! Remember when the denizens of Johnny Dollar‘s sewer thought I was Jonathan? Remember when they thought I was Patrick? Remember when they thought I was Ferris? I can’t even remember all the various people they have accused me of being.

Johnny Dollar and his brain-dead sycophants come up with a Conspiracy Theory first and then work backwards to compile all the evidence they need to convince themselves of something that is simply not true. Yet, despite there being no truth to Greyhammy’s tweet, that was enough for him and Johnny Dollar to kick it around for over an hour and a half, concluding with:

Only a moron would believe Greyhammy. Step right up Mark Koldys. I challenge Mark Koldys, or his bum-licker Greyhammy, to prove I said Paul Krugman was a partisan hack. If either of them can prove this I will donate $5 million dollars to the non-profit Donald Trump Toupee Fund For Men.

Otherwise, they have just proven themselves to be fucking liars again. Here’s an oldie but goody from the Johnny Dollar archives:

Even a quack like Dr. Ablow would recognize this projection on the part of Mark Koldys, who has only one tactic to attack NewsHound writers. Don’t take my word for it. The evidence is all over his web site, for those with a strong enough stomach. I’m sure Dr. Ablow would concur with my lay diagnosis: Johnny Dollar is clearly a psychopath.

If you’re on facebook, don’t forget to join The Johnny Dollar Depreciation Society. It’s Dollarishious. And, to my Confidential Informant, the cheque is in the mail. Keep those cards and letters coming in.