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About Headly Westerfield

Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.

Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 20, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who is still making wonderful music. Here are the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

THE NEWS MEDIA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BRET BAIER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Hello again, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Bud Collyer, who most people know as a game show host, but he was also the first voice of Superman. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOOFBALLS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN ATHEISM:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MORNING JOE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 16, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Lamont Dozier, who wrote many hit songs for Motown before going off on a solo career. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WALL STREET JOURNAL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom:
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 13, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Basil Rathbone, who played both heroes and villains in his long career. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

CBS NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

A new study reveals the gap between
the channel’s fans and the rest of America

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Hello there, Headliners. Celebrating a birthday today is Jazz pianist and singer, Hazel Scott. She knew a few things about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

THE G IN GOP STANDS FOR GAH!


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

“This is everyday USA behind me,” [Lee County Sheriff Mike] Scott said on Sunday as he was standing front of the crime scene.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CLIVEN BUNDY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, June 9, 2014

Hello again, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to the late, great Johnny Ace. Though he died on Christmas Day in 1954, he knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now on to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

TODAY IN THE RAT RACE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

WAIT!!! WHAT???

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, June 8, 2014

Howdy, Headliners. Today’s birthday boy is architect Frank Lloyd Wright. He made many Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

IN LGBT NEWS:

THE “P” IN GOP STANDS FOR “PERVERTS” AND “PREVARICATORS”

DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

GUNS GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 6, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Swing bandleader Jimmie Lunceford, who knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?


FREE THE WEED!!!

INFORMATION ABOUT THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Carlson On Student’s Report: “He Went And Tattled To The Police”

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, June 5, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is journalist Bill Moyers, who has covered more than one Headline Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PREJUDICES”

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

BOOK EXCERPT ABOUT DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

At the height of his power, Henry Ford created a secret
army of criminals to rule over his burgeoning empire

ON THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

How a 20-year campaign to
distinguish industrial hemp from
marijuana scored an epic victory

FREE THE WEED TOURIST!!!

MAUREEN DOWD IN THE NEWS ARCHIVES AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today is the birthday of Soul singer Curtis Mayfield. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

Don’t teach this history either!

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PTERODACTYL”


FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY’S PRANK:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LAURA INGRAHAM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bob Woodward: “You’re Underscoring My Point
That This Will Never Go Away, At Least With You”

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JUAN WILLIAMS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Amid Barrage Of Benghazi Lies, Bob Beckel Vows Never To Talk About Hoax Again

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