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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Today’s birthday is celebrated by Stevland Hardaway Judkins, but you all know him as Stevie Wonder. Here are some of the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

BULLY CORNER:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TODDLES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ANN COULTER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Washington Times contributor finds it
frustrating that scientists don’t default to God.

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, May 9, 2014

Howdy, Headliners!!! It’s the birthday of Canadian Hank Snow, who introduced Elvis Presley to Colonel Tom Parker. If Hank Snow married June Carter, there’d be 6 inches of Snow in June. Buh duh boom! Let’s look at some of the headlines of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

GOP STANDS FOR “GET OUT, PLANNED PARENTHOOD”

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY???

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

BULLY CORNER:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 5, 2014

Hello there Hipsters and Headliners! It’s Lord Buckley”s birthday!!! He loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Okay, Hepcats, let’s get right to today’s Headines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OMFG:

Oregon Governor Candidate: Gay
Marriage ‘Just The Same As Murder’

5 Things Conservatives Lie Shamelessly About

FREE SPEECH IS NOT FREE:

GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

NRO Paints Black Students
As Criminals With Poor
Impulse Control

Judge grills Arizona sheriff’s
aide in racial profiling case

BULLY CORNER:

Bullying crackdown
passes Minnesota Senate

Controversial, hard-fought measure
requires stricter school policies

◄◄ THE NOT NOW SILLY BULLIES ►►
The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

THE YOUNGEST HACKER:

Five-Year-Old Boy Exposes Xbox Security Flaw

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

Man Who Mistook Body
For A Mannequin Fired

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

The Feds Are Closing In On
Chris Christie as Bridgegate Investigation Turns Criminal

BUSH WATCH:

George W. Bush Is a Far Better
Painter Than He Was a President.
Here’s His Portrait of Vladimir Putin.

Filmmaker Errol Morris: Donald Rumsfeld
proved Americans are gullible morons

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News Host Rips Mets’ Daniel
Murphy For Taking Paternity Leave

Charles Krauthammer: Anyone can
get out of individual mandate by
claiming hardship without explanation

VIDEO: The Junk Science Of Fox
News’ Favorite “Global Cooling” Myth

Fox News Attacks When Black Women Clap Back

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly: Fox News is
‘only place people can go right
now for fair and balanced news’

IN OUTER SPACE:

How Many Dimensions Does
the Universe Really Have?

“Cosmic” meltdown! Neil deGrasse
Tyson under siege from Christian right

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, November 21, 2013

Overnight, while you were sleeping, the Not Now Silly interns went into the back alleys and speakeasies of the urban internet. Meanwhile, trained coyotes swept the rural precincts. The task: Come back with today’s Headlines Du Jour, or don’t come back at all. We now have openings for new interns. Meanwhile, here are the headlines.

TODAY IN WINGNUTTIA:

► Clearly I’m going to hell . . . Twice ◄

TODAY IN FOX “NEWS” NEWS:


► They can’t claim him, so they’ll dis his party instead ◄

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

A sociologist interrogates the criminal-justice system, and tries to stay out of the spotlight.

As part of the Global War on Terror, the US has exported its border patrol model to the Caribbean.

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

CANADIAN DRUG CORNER:


► You can’t make this shit up ►

CANADIAN BULLY CORNER:

SPHINCTER DU JOUR:

NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:

Once in a lifetime galactic fireworks display due from Comet Ison
Comet Ison, first spotted a year ago, is now visible to the naked
eye and will continue to brighten as it hurtles toward the sun

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, November 20, 2013

While you were lazy and sleeping the Not Now Silly news team has been creeping and crawling through the vast recesses of cyberspace — much like Ashley Graham and the Flying Monkey Squad — to bring back nothing but the best in Headlines Du Jour. Here is today’s catch:

BEST IDEA DU JOUR:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:


Fox Business host wonders if women have weird
brains that are keeping them down in the tech industry

There aren’t many women CEOs in Silicon Valley, perhaps
because their brains are broken, posits one pundit

TODAY IN THE WAR ON DRUGS:

Kansas Couple Sues Sheriff for $7 Million Over Unconstitutional Raid

SPHINCTER OF THE WEEK:

Hawaii lawmaker ‘solves’ homeless problem
by destroying their stuff with a sledgehammer

VAGINA OF THE WEEK:

Sarah Silverman to MSNBC: ‘I Think Vaginas Really, Really Scare People.’

FAUX OUTRAGE OF THE DAY:

Obama Omits ‘Under God’ From Gettysburg Address; Outrage Ensues

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS: 

Iowa man’s gun accidentally fires from pants
pocket at Wal-Mart but he finishes shopping

TODAY IN WTF? NEWS:

Don’t Miss Catch an Illegal Immigrant Day Today

► OOOOPS! CATCH AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT DAY CANCELLED ◄

UT Young Conservatives call off ‘catch an illegal immigrant’ stunt

BULLY CORNER:

Gay Ontario jail guard Bob Ranger suffered poisoned workplace
Gay Ontario correctional officer Bob Ranger endured a “poisoned” workplace
and won the largest grievance board settlement to date. It’s not enough.

Mark Koldys, before he turned evil

► BULLYING FROM THE NOT NOW SILLY ARCHIVES ◄
The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar
Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

CRACK CORNER:

Rob Ford says he’s quit drinking,
has had ‘come-to-Jesus’ moment

CBC interview comes after council
votes to restrict Toronto mayor’s budget

► Editorial from The Toronto Sun ◄
Rob Ford’s ‘crazy train’ runs amok

► From Bloomberg News ◄
Why Rob Ford Happened

► From Time Magazine ◄
Toronto Mayor Leaves ‘Today Show’ Hosts ‘Speechless’
Rob Ford on crack-smoking video: ‘I can’t remember it. I was very, very inebriated’

VIDEO DU JOUR:

► Who knew this was so difficult? ◄

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, November 10, 2013

The biggest news in the world is the biggest typhoon ever recorded. Haiyan ripped a path of destruction across the Philippines and is now headed for Vietnam. 

WET FOOT/DRY FOOT:

STRIKE!!! STRIKE!!! STRIKE!!

TODAY IN TECH NEWS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS!!!

SPEAKING OF DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

SPEAKING OF BULLIES:

THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL, RIGHT?

IN OTHER CRIME NEWS:

Family of 14-year-old sentenced to death in 1944 seek new trial
African-American teenager George Stinney was executed for killing two white
girls in South Carolina. His family said he was coerced into a confession.

CHICKEN LITTLE WAS RIGHT:

From one collapsing star, two black holes form and fuse
An emitted gravitational-wave signal and its potential detection will inform
researchers about the formation process of the first supermassive black holes
and may settle some important questions on the history of our universe.

TORONTO MAYOR CORNER:

Rob Ford probe: Release of censored documents now in judge’s hands
Media and Crown lawyers presented arguments Friday for whether blacked-out
information in the 500-page investigation document should be revealed.

Rob Ford scandal: How Toronto city council could strip his power
Many tools in city council’s arsenal over the long term

Pro-Rob Ford billboard probed for misusing Toronto’s logo
Misspelling of the word ‘responsibility’ on billboard inspires ridicule from critics

VIDEO DU JOUR:

David Letterman – Rob Ford Look-A-Like Top Ten

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, November 9, 2013

While you were sleeping the Not Now Silly interns injected themselves into the pneumatic innertubes. There, they spent the entire night gathering Headlines Du Jour from all over the world. When they were done, they left them here for you to discover as your day begins. You’re welcome.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

I’M SO GLAD WE ARE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

WHEN GUNS IN WASHINGTON, D.C., ARE OUTLAWED,
ONLY OUTLAWS WILL CARRY GUNS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.:


Man Who Planned Armed March On Washington Convicted Of Gun Charge

BULLY CORNER:

Cornwell shares more evidence of harassment of Martin

For Cam Cleeland, hazing incident altered his NFL career — and life
Cam Cleeland was a New Orleans Saints rookie 15 years ago when he nearly lost vision in an
eye after being hit with a bag full of coins. He has strong feelings on Miami’s Richie Incognito.

Ohio college student loses his testicle after fraternity initiation

WTF? Glenn Beck Spends Nearly 10 Minutes
Incoherently Playing With ‘Wizard of Oz’ Dolls

“The flying monkeys are coming,” Beck warned at the outset,
and the weirdness grew exponentially from there.

► From the Not Now Silly Wayback Machine ◄
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

SPEAKING OF THE FLYING MONKEY SQUAD:

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

TORONTO MAYOR’S CORNER:

► New Indiegogo campaign ◄
Rob Ford!! The Musical!! It’s Not Over ’til the Fat Man Sings!!
GRAVY TRAIN TOWN THEATRE Presents
“A Cracktacular Mayoral Musical Satire” by Bernard Maieaaz and Donna Lypchuk

A Farewell to Mayor Rob Ford’s Weekly Radio Show
Citing a “mutual” agreement, the Fords and Newstalk 1010 announced
today that the mayor’s Sunday radio show is no more. Here, some
thoughts on the end of an era, from our resident expert.

Rob Ford crack video hunt drew threats, offers of cash
Mohamed Farah, who tried to broker sale of video to media, speaks with CBC’s the fifth estate

THE LATEST IN WORLD WAR TWO NEWS:

Mystery of Gestapo chief’s fate is ‘solved’, shocking German Jews

IN EDUCATION NEWS:

Kansas school suspends 13-year-old boy for wearing Vera Bradley purse

OOOOPS!!!

Trenton fire leads to discovery of hallucinogenic drug production facility, authorities said

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, November 8, 2013

When the Not Now Silly interns spread out at night out into the innertubes, they are tasked with collecting Headlines Du Jour. One never knows exactly what they’ll come back with. Here is today’s catch:

FROM THE EX-PRESIDENTS’ FILE:

George W. Bush to Raise Money for Group That Converts Jews to Bring About Second Coming of Christ
The former president follows in the footsteps of Glenn Beck, who addressed the group last year.

TODAY’S WEATHER REPORT:

AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!!

After 75 Years, ‘The Wizard of Oz’ Still Has Secrets to Tell
Marching orders for the authors of ‘The Wizard of Oz: The Official 75th Anniversary Companion’: Find new material about a film that’s been endlessly analyzed

 

FORBES KNOWS FINANCE:

NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

SILLY PROSECUTOR CORNER:

Franklin lawyer mocks prosecutor with
demand to be called ‘Captain Justice’

Criticized in court for calling prosecutors ‘The Government,’ a Franklin lawyer demands a new title for himself

WHAT’S NEW IN FORD NATION?

“I need f—in 10 minutes to make sure he’s
dead’: New Rob Ford video surfaces

Ford snaps the rubber band of human tolerance: Mallick
There appears to be no limit to the shameful and extraordinary
spectacle that is the mayoralty of Rob Ford.

Rob Ford’s mom says weight is his biggest problem

Rob Ford’s mother says mayor needs to
‘smarten up’ — but not go to rehab

Diane Ford says her son needs to get a driver, lose
weight, get an alcohol tester on his car, stop hanging
with bad friends, and maybe get some counselling.

No honour in hiding behind your mother, Rob Ford

IN HIGH FINANCE:

IN SLAVERY NEWS:

FROM THE FAR-FLUNG STATES:

ANOTHER POT RELATED DEATH:

Man jailed for minor pot charge died when guards ignored allergies
Michael Saffioti, 22, faced a misdemeanor charge in Washington, guards said he was “faking” serious food allergy

IN SEX NEWS:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, November 7, 2013

Headlines Du Jour is a cornucopia of news headlines lovingly picked at the height of freshness for your reading pleasure. Headlines Du Jour comprising many topics and many interests, but from news paths less traveled.

IN ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS:

Island of debris the size of TEXAS from 2011
Japanese tsunami is headed straight for the U.S.

• Part of the over one million tons of debris dispersed in the Pacific,
the trash island is located northeast of the Hawaiian Islands
• The first documented tsunami debris to reach California arrived in April 2013
• Boats, a dock, a soccer ball, and motorcycle have all been
identified on the West Coast as confirmed tsunami debris

IN EDUCATION PRISON NEWS:

MAYORS’ CORNER:

► This is not a comedy skit ◄
Mayor Ford leads children through his office
As part of Take Our Kids To Work Day, the confessed crack
cocaine user showed some kids where he works and parties. Sure!

The world tries in vain to understand Rob Ford
Outside Canada, the Rob Ford saga continues to mystify and amuse

Analysis – Rob Ford crack scandal:
Why Toronto’s mayor finally fessed up

Inside the ‘mind-boggling’ PR strategy of Toronto’s embattled mayor over past 6 months

► From the Wayback Machine ◄

► Troy, Michigan shows Toronto how it’s done ◄
A TORY deputy mayor has sparked outrage by calling for disabled
kids to be guillotined to avoid wasting cash on their care.

BULLY CORNER:

Florida law could make Richie Incognito pay triple teammate’s salary in damages

PAT ROBERTSON FOR PRESIDENT NEWS:

IN POKER NEWS:

23-year-old Ryan Riess wins $8.4 million prize

WAIT!!! WHAT???

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