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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, April 24, 2014

Hello there, Headliners. Today’s birthday girl is Barbra Streisand, still going strong. Before looking at today’s Headlines Du Jour, let’s have a look at a few from yesteryear:

And now, today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

THE END OF THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT:

Financial fast track to replace level competitive playing field

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

DOWN THE MEMORY HOLE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Howdy Headliners. Celebrating birthdays today are Shirley Temple and Roy Orbison, both responsible for their share of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

TACO BELL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

How many lies can you spot in this graphic?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today we are all celebrating the birthday of Bettie Page, gone but not forgotten. She launched a few Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IT’S A SERIES OF TUBES:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

An image taken by the Hubble
Space Telescope ranges from
cosmic near neighbors to objects
seen in the early years of the universe.

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, April 21, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! It’s the birthday of writer John Mortimer, who brought us the incompatible Horace Rumpole of the Old Bailey. He was known to read the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN THE NEO-CONFEDERACY:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 19, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! Today we’re celebrating the birthday of Eliot Ness, responsible for more than one Headline Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN DOMESTIC TERRORISM:

SPLC finds Stormfront.org users—like Frazier Glenn
Miller—are disproportionately responsible for major killings.

IN LGBT NEWS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

BECAUSE: SMALLER GOVERNMENT:

IN CLIMATE CHANGE NEWS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:


ANTI-SOCIAL BULLIES:

THE “NOT NOW SILLY” BULLIES

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Network’s Top Shows Spend More Than 4 Hours Hyping Lawless Nevada Rancher

THOSE FOXY FRIENDS ON FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, April 17, 2014

Hello Headliners. Let’s all sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Bobby Curtola, one of Canada’s first teen idols. He was a Headline Du Jour of yesteryear, but is still going strong. Also on this day:

Without any further delay, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

WHEN ORAL SEX IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE ORAL SEX:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

MODERN LIFE IS COMPLICATED:

TODAY IN CAPITALISM:

FREE THE WEED!!!

A Hamilton homeowner wanted
$45,000 for 11 medical marijuana plants
stolen from his yard. Insurance paid only
$11,000. The dispute went to court.

FOX NATION IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The Fox News host can’t understand how the college
basketball coach handles (certain) kids these day

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TODDLES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Howdy Headliners. Today’s birthday is Rockpile’s Dave Edmunds, born on this day in 1944. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear are the twin tragedies of the RMS Titanic (1912) and the Boston Marathon Bombing (2013). Let’s review some of those other events:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

Check Out Finland’s New
Graphic Gay Bondage Stamps

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Obama Selects First Openly Gay
Episcopal Bishop to Lead Easter Prayer

JEWS IN SPACE:

Casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson pledges
over $16 million for Israeli moon mission

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

THE REICH WING PUSHES THE BIG LIES:

From Death Panels To Death Spirals: The Right-Wing
Media’s Epic Five-Year Health Care Disinformation Campaign

FREE THE WEED!!!

Maryland Decriminalizes Marijuana Possession

Push to legalize recreational
marijuana in Lapeer

This Is What The World’s Most ‘Perfect’ Marijuana High Would Feel Like

COPS GONE WILD:

Albuquerque’s long history of
police abuse, cover-up and scandal

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

In mix-up, woman pregnant with other couple’s twins

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

U.S. Airways just sent
out the worst tweet in
the history of Twitter

Teens Are Leaving
Facebook For Facebook

DR. DONG. CALLING DR. DONG!

Doctors remove skipping
rope from man’s urethra

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Spurious Cattle Conspiracy Dodges
Facts But Still Lands On Fox News

Debunked Theory Accused Sen. Harry Reid Of
Collaborating With Chinese Firm In Corrupt “Land Grab”

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Hubble stretches stellar tape
measure 10 times farther into space

NASA Cassini Images May
Reveal Birth of a Saturn Moon

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, April 14, 2014

Howdy Headliners! Today is the birthday of Albert Einstein, who is still being proven right by the Large Hadron Collider more than 100 years after unveiling his Theory of Relativity. Other events on this day:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY???

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN LGBT EQUALITY:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Income inequality in the U.S. is now as bad as it was in aristocratic Europe. Are the bread riots finally coming?

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

GET THE FRACK OUTTA HERE:

ABC NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

10 Moments That Illustrate The Right-
Wing Radio Host’s Fringe Viewpoints
And Disdain For Civil Discourse

BRIT HUME IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:


IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, April 13, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of Butch Cassidy, born on this day in 1866. He knew a thing or two about the Headlines of Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSTRUCTIONISTS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE GEORGE W. BUSH LEGACY:

Senate committee found CIA interrogations and detentions to be ‘brutal’ and urges administration to release report as quickly as possible.

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

FROM THE HATERS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

CAN YOU DIG IT:

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Murdoch: Fox “Absolutely Saved” The GOP

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Hosts Ask “Who Cares” About Racism, Claim
Obama Administration Set Back National Racial Relations

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JERRY LEWIS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 12, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! It’s the birthday of Herbert Khaury, better know as Tiny Tim. He was particularly fond of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s tiptoe through today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Darrell Issa Started His IRS
Investigation Because Karl Rove
Was Denied Tax Exempt Status

GOP-ED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Not One Law Republicans Passed Has Helped America In Over Forty Years

VA GOP candidate: No incest
exception for abortion because
sometimes it’s ‘voluntary’

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Papyrus Mentioning Jesus’s Wife Is Likely Ancient and Not Fake, Scientists Say

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

Vacationing Family Pulled Over, Handcuffed At Gunpoint By Air Force Base Security

FREE THE WEED!!!

Science is indisputable: Marijuana is medicine

The World’s Most Eco-Friendly Car: It’s Made Entirely From HEMP

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED. HUMAN HISTORY EVEN MORE SO:

Oldest Cave Paintings May
Be Creations of Neandertals,
Not Modern Humans

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

This Is the End of Facebook as We Know It

Twitter Just Bought a Startup
That Could Remake the Service

JIM DE MINT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Jim DeMint’s History Lesson

Jim DeMint Wrestles With History And Fails

What Plantation Is Jim DeMint Living On?

Right-Wing History Redo: ‘It Was Faith, Not
the Federal Government that Ended Slavery’

STEPHEN COLBERT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Rush Limbaugh Blows a
Gasket and Claims Colbert
and CBS Have Declared
War on Conservatives

Will Colbert Use “The Late Show” To Save the World?

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly: Stephen Colbert
Is Destroying America

Stephen Colbert Explains Bill O’Reilly’s “Unified Theory Of Why Everything Is Going To Hell”
Colbert: O’Reilly Takes On “The Far Left’s Obsession
With Equality” With “Grievance Industry” Attacks

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

That ‘War on Fox’ Guy Is
Not Actually Running for
Congress as a Democrat

Fox Host Declares Bush
The Best At Dodging Shoes

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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