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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 23, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! You need not be a rocket scientist to know that today’s the birthday of ‘Merka’s favourite Nazi, Wernher von Braun. While Werner was directly responsible for many Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear, he’s indirectly responsible for what happened on this date in 1965 and 1983:

Without any further ado, whatever that is, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Why Are Black People
Nearly 4 Times as Likely
to Be Arrested for Weed?

‘Christian’ Militia Leader
NOW Networking Militias To Assassinate President Obama

IN LGBT NEWS:

LGBT community honors murdered lesbian
couple as investigation continues

FREE THE WEED!!!

NJ senator to introduce marijuana
legalization bill Monday

Michigan medical pot bills
would OK edibles, dispensaries

Colorado launches informational
marijuana website

Henry Ford’s Suppressed Hemp Car –
What We All Should Be Driving

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

LAPD Officer Raped Woman and then Dept.
Tried to Bury Case, Threatened her with Jail

A new lawsuit alleges that the Los Angeles police department
stonewalled a case of rape by one of its own.

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GULLIBLE:

Rand Paul’s “youth” snow job: Why he’ll never, ever, ever win over young voters

STREAMING OR STEAMING?

Netflix Just Opened the Door to
Paying ISPs More Access Fees

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Right Wing Billionaires Tell People Forget Income Inequality Worship Us Instead

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

2 Car Thefts Push WSU Board Member Kim Trent Closer To Leaving ‘My Beloved City’

IN INNER SPACE:

DNA Mugshots Possible

IN OUTER SPACE:

Now you see it: Nasa spots Martian
gully that formed in just three years

Just After It All Began, the Universe Sent
Us a Text Message. We Just Decoded It.

Phil Plait explains the universe’s sudden and dramatic
inflation…tiny fractions of a second after the Big Bang.

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, March 22, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of crazy evangelist Pat Robertson, who Johnny Dollar (aka Mark Koldys) actually supported for President of the United States. [I know, right?] Robertson may be 84 years old, but still makes headlines. Especially when he opens his mouth and crazy shit tumbles out. Here are some more Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Now, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Rand Paul Says the GOP is Like Bad Pizza Crust

IN LGBT NEWS:

Judge lifts Michigan’s ban on gay marriage

Lesbian Visits Harlem
Church for Her Stoning

Gay Arkansas student says his
profile was pulled from yearbook

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

African-American Man Confronts
Paul Ryan At Town Hall Over
Ryan’s Racist Comments

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

Will Republicans mute
the culture war in 2016?

BULLY CORNER:

Confession of a Former Bully

 — Not Now Silly has its own Cyber-Bullies

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

How Facebook is Quite Possibly Becoming the Biggest Scam in Marketing and Advertising Ever

The 10 Facebook friends you need to block

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana Economy Has
Plenty Of Room To Grow

No proof that high-dose
cannabis is more addictive

MORE PROOF THE EARTH SUCKS:

40ft-deep hole drains Stockport park lake of water

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Have Detroit Police Department raids made a difference?

Audit: 19 Detroit Fire Department workers have invalid driver’s licenses

Filmmaker discusses his 45-year-old documentary on late-’60s Detroit

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Debunking Ford Nation’s favourite budget chart

CRACK MAYOR BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The Five Ribs Bill O’Reilly for Acting Like He’s Above the MH370 Coverage

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 20, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! It’s Ned Buntline‘s birthday!!! Not only was Ned interested in the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, but he wrote more than a few himself:

Now, let’s check out today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

American bars start boycotting Russian vodka over Ukraine

America’s Right-Wing
Has Gone Gay Crazy

The madness has spread from the
Christian Right’s talking heads to the leading lights of the Republican Party.

Janet Mefferd Upset Honey Maid’s Graham
Crackers Push ‘The Gay Propaganda Machine’

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Russell Crowe Meets the
Pope, but Will Religious
Viewers See Noah?

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:

Miami Cops Now Have To Check
Guns At Door Of City Hall

FREE THE WEED!!!

In Florida, medical marijuana will be legal, John Morgan says

What can the Dutch teach
the U.S. about selling pot?

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Yes, Schools Do Discriminate Against Students Of Color

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

10 years of social media’s biggest
players and payouts by the numbers

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

GOP Lawmaker Says Sick Leave, Equal
Pay Bills Make Women ‘Look Like Whiners’

Illinois Republicans Nominate Candidate Who
Blames Gay Rights For Autism And Tornadoes

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Rangel Questions Why Obama Thought He Could Work With ‘Mean, Racist’ Tea Party


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News host Bill Hemmer
explains missing plane: ‘It took
2,000 years to find Noah’s Ark’


White House Mice Attack Fox News

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

GM’s Problem Will Affect It And Industry ‘For Decades’ — Walsh

Salaries driving Detroit police officers to the suburbs

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Rob Ford: Gun photos
found on laptop that is connected to crack video,
according to documents

CAN YOU DIG IT:

126 Million Year Old Fossil Of Stick Insect Found In Mongolia

IN OUTER SPACE:

Our Universe May Exist in a Multiverse,
Cosmic Inflation Discovery Suggests

NASA Orbiter Finds New Gully Channel on Mars

VIDEO DU JOUR:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Lee “Scratch” Perry.

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the birthday of both Albert Speer and Adolph Eichmann, not to mention Wyatt Earp, William Jennings Bryan, and Patrick McGoohan. They all loved their Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

It’s time for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Anti-Gay Harlem Church Sign: ‘Jesus Would Stone Homos’

Harry Belafonte calls for US to review its aid to all countries with anti-gay laws


SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

The Secret Lives of
Inner-City Black Males

Paul Ryan’s explanation for urban poverty isn’t much different from Barack Obama’s. Why did it make liberals so angry?

Do You Think the CIA Infected African-
Americans With HIV? You’re Not Alone

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

It’s a Fact: Republican Run
Red States Have America’s
Highest Poverty Rates


TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

It’s Payback Time for McDonald’s — Lawsuits Could Force Company to Hike Wages

The rich strike back

FREE THE WEED!!!

Federal Government Signs Off
On Study Using Marijuana
To Treat Veterans’ PTSD

24 Mind-Blowing Facts About
Marijuana Production in America

How To Grow Pot for (Soon to Be) Legal Profit: Inside Cannabis
Career Institute’s Miami Seminar

Medical marijuana stores
blocked from tax breaks

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:


IT’S MICRO AND IT’S SOFT:

How to Survive the
Windows XPiration Date

Microsoft urges users of its aging software to move to Windows 8.1, but other paths might be easier


TODAY IN RELIGION:

Bryan Fischer Explains Why
God Did Not Smite Bill Maher
for Calling Him Out on Friday


IN OUTER SPACE:

NASA Scientists Create Largest High-Resolution
Interactive Mosaic Of Moon’s North Pole


VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 16, 2014

Hello Headliners. Today is the birthday of funnyman Henny Youngman, born in 1906. Take the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, please:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Some White People Tried To Rally For Their Race Today

Shocking racist tweets follow
high school basketball
win by all-white team

The White Man March, Which Is Almost Exactly What It Sounds Like, Is Coming to New York

Taking on the Trolls:
Why the Online Race-Hatred Against First Nations?

Paul Ryan To Smooth Things Over With
Black Leadership After ‘Inner City’ Remark

How the Irish Became White? Paul Ryan’s Ugly
Public Embrace of Anti-Black Racism and Eugenics

IN LGBT NEWS:

Slán Go Fóill! Sponsors Flee Boston’s Homophobic St. Patrick’s Day Parade

WAIT!!! WHAT???

Man Tapes Himself Molesting Street Signs – 2 Years of
Video Footage Found

Model Sues Playboy for Letting Golfer Drive Ball Off Her Butt

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Alabama children’s pastor tells police he ‘cannot remember’ how many boys he molested

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

No CEOs paid price for 2008 meltdown. Here’s why:

The U.S. financial sector drained taxpayers of $12.6 trillion in bailouts and more than 8 million jobs in North America. Why have no top CEOs gone to jail?

FREE THE WEED!!!

Tim Skubick: Marijuana decriminalization or legalization could pop up on many local ballots in 2014

Brutal press release from
Health Canada shows their
disdain for cannabis medicines
and patients in need


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Former Palmdale deputy
pleads to rape, bribery

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Letterman to O’Reilly
on Beyoncé Obsession:
‘You Just Found Something
to Whine About’

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Jon Stewart flattens Fox News’ Eric Bolling for trying to ‘school’ him on shaming the poor

Fox News’ Attempt To ‘School’ Jon Stewart On Food Stamp Abuse Blows Up On Them


Jon Stewart Hits Back At Fox Host For
Trying To ‘School’ Him On Food Stamps

◄ BONUS VIDEOS DU JOUR ►

Chow Mein and Bolling
A retired Not Now Silly series which made fun of Eric Bolling, until it wasn’t fun anymore.

IN OUTER SPACE:

Have we found a message from the dawn of time?
‘Major discovery’ set for Monday could give scientists their first glimpse of the birth of the universe

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, March 14, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s all relative, but Albert Einstein would have been 135 years old today, had he not died in 1955. He loved the Headlines Du Jour in yesteryear’s space-time:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Eight More Couples Sue Florida to Recognize Gay Marriages From Other States

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Sex charge dropped; state
says ex-coach entrapped

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Jim Brown Says Slavery
Wasn’t So Bad. And That’s
Bad News for the GOP

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

Christie to Town Hall
Hecklers: ‘Sit Down and
Keep Quiet or Get Out!’

FREE THE WEED!!!

Seth Rogen Rattles Off Many of the
Celebs with Whom He’s Smoked Weed

Legislation legalizing
marijuana in Maryland killed

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hundreds of Belgians flock to
glowing Virgin Mary statue

Noah ‘won respect of animals by fighting them’

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Blasts Russell Simmons for Being ‘Too Frightened to Answer’ Questions

TV Host Bill O’Reilly: Beyonce’s ‘Partition’ Video May Cause ‘Unwanted Pregnancies’

Hey, Bill O’Reilly and David Gergen! You
Should Really Hear Abe Lincoln’s Fart Joke

Fox News has an “Angry Grandpa” freakout:
Obama is making them irrelevant

O’Reilly’s upset that Democrats can reach young non-cable
viewers because it’s dooming his network — and his party

IN OUTER SPACE:

ESO’s Very Large Telescope spots largest yellow hypergiant star

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Happy Birthday, Albert!!!

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 13, 2014

With only 292 days until New Year’s Eve, today is also the birthday of Sci-Fi writer and charlatan L. Ron Hubbard, born on this day in 1911. It was his dying wish that people read the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

END THE DEATH PENALTY!!!

Black Man Sentenced To Death By All-White Jury Freed From Louisiana Prison After 30 Years

WHAT IF MEN WERE RAPE VICTIMS?

IN LGBT NEWS:

Mississippi, Louisiana,
Georgia top list of gay-
porn watching states

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR “OUT OF IDEAS”

Conservative Intellectuals
Fear the GOP Is Out of Ideas

GET THE FRACK OUT OF HERE!!!

Fracking suspended after earthquakes rock Ohio

WHO’S WATCHING THE WATCHERS?

NSA posed as Facebook to infect computers with malware

Report on CIA Black Sites and Torture May Provoke a Constitutional Crisis

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

The war on black intellectuals:
What (mostly) white men
keep getting wrong
about public scholarship

FREE THE WEED!!!

Cash, gun and pot seized in
L.A. marijuana dispensary raids

Michigan medical marijuana patients, families speak out in support of dispensary, edible bills

WSJ Poll: Candy Is Dandy
But Pot Is Less Harmful

With marijuana bills under
consideration in Legislature,
Jefferson Parish group joins debate

CYBER-BULLY CORNER:

Brian Kolfage and Jan Vrotsos

◄ A duped writer defends the cyber-bullies ►
Left-wing trolls launch vile attack on Iraq war veteran and triple amputee

◄ The Not Now Silly cyber-bullies ►
The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

TODAY IN MUSIC:

City of Seattle creates priority parking for musicians

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly: Abraham Lincoln Would Never Have Appeared
on Funny or Die

Chris Matthews to O’Reilly: Abraham Lincoln ‘Would Not Have Worked for Fox’

IN OUTER SPACE:

Galaxies in the early universe mature beyond their years

Astronomers find faint strings of galaxies inside empty space

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! It’s the 70th day of the year and the birthday of Shemp Howard. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear includes:

Had enough? Then let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Lesbian couple murdered and left near dumpster in Texas

The quickly shifting language of the transgender community
He, she, ze, and how to navigate a new landscape

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Right-Wing Zealots Are Already Freaking Out About The Return Of Cosmos!

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Race, the War on Drugs
and Mass Incarceration


GOP Lawmaker Accused of
Racism for Tweet About the NBA

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

Pennsylvania trooper fatally shoots pregnant wife in the head while cleaning his gun

STARVING THE INFRASTRUCTURE:

Use of Public Transit in U.S. Reaches
Highest Level Since 1956, Advocates Report

IN OLD COCONUT GROVE:

Coconut Grove’s Blanche
Park to close through
summer to remove toxic soil

From the Not Now Silly archives:
A Century of Coconut Grove Racism ► Soilgate Is Trolleygate Writ Large

FREE THE WEED!!!

It Takes Nine Days to
Spot a Stoned Driver

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit Doesn’t Need Hipsters To Survive, It Needs Black People

Graffiti Tagger Hits One Of
The New Shinola Clocks
That Were Gifts To Detroit

IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

Most Corrupt Town in America in
Danger of Being ‘Wiped Off the Map’

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox & Friends First Misspells ‘Spelling Bee’

A SIGN OF THE TIMES:

Honest Ed’s latest bargain: those zany signs


VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, March 7, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! Today would have been the 139th birthday of Maurice Ravel, had he not had the misfortune to die in 1937. He was quite fond of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

MORE OF THAT ‘MERKIN ‘CEPTIONALISM:

35 Countries Where the U.S. Has Supported Fascists, Drug Lords and Terrorists

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR “OH WHAT A BUNCH OF LOONS”

Sarah Palin’s Latest Lie Should
Scare Republicans — But The GOP
Noise Machine Won’t Allow That

IN LGBT NEWS:

State’s last witness says unrepentant homosexuals are going to hell

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Religion may not
survive the Internet

There’s a reason churches are struggling
to maintain membership, and it has
nothing to do with Neil deGrasse Tyson

Watch this con man ‘pastor’ go absolutely ballistic when a news crew confronts him at his home

Farah: US ‘Becoming The Persecutor’ Of Christians, Leading To Next Holocaust

CONSTITUTION CORNER:

Republicans Use Stalinesque Tactics to Show Their Love
For The Constitution

SO YOU DON’T GET LOST:

These 9 Maps Should Absolutely Outrage Southerners

FREE THE ‘MERKIN WEED!!!

Gupta: ‘I am doubling down’
on medical marijuana

FREE THE CANADIAN WEED!!!

Ticket system for pot possession
pushed by some Tories

Police often turn a blind eye to avoid hours
of paperwork and court backlogs, MP says

OH! OH! OH! CANADA!!!

Your porn is not Canadian enough, CRTC warns
erotica channels

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Newsmax CEO Wants To Combat Fox News With Conservative Cable Channel

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED. FELINE HISTORY EVEN MORE SO:

1500s German Prince Imagined ‘Rocket Cats’ Weaponry

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Rob Ford friend Sandro Lisi
has long history of violence,
threats and dirty tricks

Sandro’ Lisi’s unsavory past includes
incidents of menacing, stalking and
assaulting young women, snitching
on drug rivals — and deliberately
spreading bedbugs.

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Different strategies for Gilbert, Ilitches as they reshape Detroit

Free Press Documentary On The Packard Plant Debuts March 20


VIDEO DU JOUR:

Packard: The Last Shift

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 6, 2014

It’s Second Banana Day, a holiday just made up to commemorate Ed McMahon‘s 91st birthday. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

It’s time for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TPM Interview: Why Kentucky’s Attorney General Refuses To Defend His State’s Anti-Gay Law

SMALLER GOVERNMENT, UNLESS YOU’RE A WOMAN:

Arizona Advances Bill
For Surprise Inspections
Of Abortion Clinics

SMALLER GOVERNMENT, UNLESS YOU’RE THE CIA:

The CIA Allegedly Spied on a Senate Committee Investigating the CIA

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Dem State Rep: GOP Would Back Abortion if Black Men Impregnated Their Daughters

West Boca Raton man proudly flies KKK, confederate flags

KKK flags fly outside
2 mobile homes

FREE THE WEED!!!

The City You’d Least Expect Has
Just Decriminalized Marijuana

DEA Official: ‘Every Single Parent’ Opposes Marijuana Legalization

Ohio woman unknowingly
drove around with pot in her
spare tire since August 2013

FREE THE WEEDer!!!

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLIGARCHY:

Republicans Blow The Response
To Putin’s Aggression

GOP’s pathetic Putin
debacle: How their foreign
policy politicking backfired

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

THIS IS THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT:

The World’s First ‘Sexual
Home Appliance’ Will
Haunt Your Dreams

Teen Explains Why He Had
Sex With A Hot Pocket

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Jimmy Kimmel: Upsetting Rob Ford was not my intent
‘What were we supposed to talk about, his other hobbies?’ Jimmy Kimmel says

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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