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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Hello Headliners. Today’s musical birthday belongs to Yo-Yo Ma. Before we get to today’s Headlines Du Jour, let’s look at some of those from yesteryear:

Let’s look at today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

SCOTUS WATCH:

EEEK! EBOLA!!!

What’s more alarming than the disease
is what the crisis says about our lack
of trust in U.S. institutions and leaders.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Pastors Can Endorse Candidates if
They Give Up Their Tax Exemption

MORE OF THAT REPUBLICAN OUTREACH:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

SCIENCE MARCHES ON!!!

FREE THE WEED!!!

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

PETER JOHNSON, JR. IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Peter Johnson, Jr.: Private Citizens Legally
Recording Police Could Be “Dangerous”

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BILL HEMMER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, April 13, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of Butch Cassidy, born on this day in 1866. He knew a thing or two about the Headlines of Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSTRUCTIONISTS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE GEORGE W. BUSH LEGACY:

Senate committee found CIA interrogations and detentions to be ‘brutal’ and urges administration to release report as quickly as possible.

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

FROM THE HATERS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

CAN YOU DIG IT:

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Murdoch: Fox “Absolutely Saved” The GOP

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Hosts Ask “Who Cares” About Racism, Claim
Obama Administration Set Back National Racial Relations

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JERRY LEWIS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 11, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the birthday of Richard Berry, who wrote one of the most important songs — and depending on who you believe: the dirtiest song — in all of Rock and Roll. Let’s start with the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Said, me gotta go . . . right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OUTRAGEOUS:

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

WATERGATE WATCH:

Did Roger Ailes Dupe James
Rosen, Or Did Rosen Dupe ‘Merka?

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

BULLY CORNER:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED ‘IM!

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, January 25, 2014

As the work week ends, the weekend begins. Saturday’s Headlines Du Jour is the culmination of 24 hours of headline-collecting and Not Now Silly’s keen eye for news.

HEADLINE DU JOUR:

John Boehner: Sometimes I’m ‘Gestapo’

YOUNG AT HEART:

Debunked: The Top 10 Stupid Arguments in Neil Young Debate

INCOME INEQUALITY:

The obscene lifestyles of
the new global super-rich

On eve of the State of the
Union address, a look
at income inequality

EDITORIAL DU JOUR:

There’s no shame in politics, and that’s the problem

IN LGBT NEWS:

The Truth About Outing
And why it’s the best thing that
ever happened to Aaron Schock

THEY GET THE COALMINE AND THE PEOPLE OF WEST VIRGINIA GET THE SHAFT:

How the Coal Industry Impoverishes West Virginia
The recent chemical spill is the latest chapter in a very old story: total capitulation to industry by state officials.

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:

Karl Rove’s “behemoth” targeted: How
his plan to skirt the law could backfire

SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENCE FACT? OR MOVIE OF THE WEEK?

Abandoned Cruise Ship Full of Starving Rats Headed For Land

I’D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING IN PERFECT HARMONY:

Coke defends arrest of gay Russian human rights advocate

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERK’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

$700M rescue bid
fuels fallout fears

Many fret saving DIA, city pensions
by private foundations, state may
hurt other nonprofits, set precedents

MEGYN KELLY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly Bursts Out Laughing While Talking About Bursting Toilets

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Colbert Mocks Fox News’ Keith
Ablow Over Ridiculous Theory

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Huckabee: Hey, Fox News Viewers
Didn’t Mind My Libido Talk

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, December 27, 2013

Earlier this week, when I introduced robot drones to collect the daily headlines, little did I know how smoothly things would run in the Not Now Silly news room. Now when I wake up, the robots have already returned and the headlines are waiting on my desk. If I could only find a robot with news sense to cull the bad headlines — and then post this to the blog — I could sleep in. 

I’m also going to need a never-ending supply of AAA batteries; these suckers use a lot of power. No matter, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.

WHERE WILL FUTURE HEADLINES DU JOUR COME FROM?

As fewer people read newspapers, more share their front pages

IN LGBT NEWS:

Texas bar bans gay men over ‘safety risk’ for
dancing to country music instead of hip-hop

Advocates in Florida Gather Enough Signatures to Put Medical Cannabis Legalization to a Vote

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Mike Huckabee is either a clueless fool or a brazen liar

Fox News’ 5 worst moments of 2013

Fox News Spent 2013 Worrying About “Wussification”

YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY:

McDonald’s shuts down
heavily-criticized employee
resources site

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Racist Ohio Teacher Suspended After Telling Student ‘We Don’t Need Another Black President’

New Mexico Tea Party Patriots Leader: Blacks
Should Stop ‘Bitching And Moaning’ About Slavery

The Most Clueless Racists of 2013

Detroit has seen an uptick in history buffs and photographers
visiting its ruins since its bankruptcy filing.

THE RUIN PORN OF DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit’s abandoned buildings draw tourists instead of developers

After a century, Michigan Central
train station’s last
stop in limbo

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:

8 very old sites in the New World

MUSIC IS LIFE:

30 Songs That Changed the Course Of Musical History

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

No charges after family member’s gun fatally shoots 2-month-old on Christmas Eve

Florida man shot and killed by stray bullet from neighbor’s backyard gun range

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, December 24, 2013

When the Not Now Silly interns began agitating for Christmas off, I decided to grant their request. I fired the whole lot of them. However, I ain’t going out into the innertubes and getting my hands dirty. That’s why I have purchased the very latest technology in headline collection, specially designed drone robots. Today’s Headlines Du Jour are the very first to be picked by the new bots. Not only do they work cheap, but they won’t demand time off.

IN LGBT NEWS:

Judge Smacks Down Utah’s Request for Stay
as Hundreds of Gay Couples Get Married

Federal judge’s ruling rejects
Ohio gay marriage ban

OH, FER DUCK’S SAKE!!!

Mike Huckabee Defends Phil Robertson With a
Paranoid Rant Against Militant Homosexuals

SOILGATE:

City Of Miami Closes Two More Parks For Potential Contamination

◄ From Not Now Silly
A Century of Coconut Grove Racism ► Soilgate Is Trolleygate Writ Large

THE RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE:

Democrats Need To Rally Around the Issue of Income Inequality in America

THE COLOUR LINE IS THE POVERTY LINE IS THE POWER LINE:

Miami’s Staggering Inequality Explained in One Map

THE EARTH IS COMPLICATED:

Reservoir found under Greenland’s snow. What it means for shrinking glaciers.
The water in the huge reservoir remains liquid year-round, and researchers say it could help them estimate how Greenland’s rapidly melting ice sheet will respond to global warming.

RELIGION CORNER:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Tea Party Darling Rand Paul Insists He’s Sincere About Helping Detroit

UP AGAINST THE WALMART!!!

Walmart Gets Busted Forcing Employees to
Make Political Contributions to Republicans

DON’T ZIMMER ME, MAN!!!

eBay removes anti-Zimmerman artwork the
same day Zimmerman’s painting sells for $100k

I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:

Whips, cloaks and parchment: the
festive presents of ancient Rome

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, December 23, 2013

No sooner does Not Now Silly fire one set of interns over labour unrest, than this new cabal shows its true colours. Inexplicably, despite the letters of recommendation which is sole the reward of all unpaid interns, they’re now demanding the holidays off. They’re starting with Christmas, but before they’re done they’ll be wanting to take Bahá’u’lláh’s Birthday off. It has to stop somewhere. I am now interviewing interns. Apply within.

FREE THE WEED!!!

The Media Should Stop Pretending Marijuana’s
Risks Are a Mystery — The Science Is Clear

FREE THE VEGETABLE!!!

In Florida, A Turf War Blooms Over
Front-Yard Vegetable Gardening

MUSICAL DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Derrick May: ‘I stick around in Detroit because it’s my home No 1’

Music is missing link in Detroit recovery

A triumphant Aretha Franklin rocks MotorCity Sound Board

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

In Toronto, aid to flow even without emergency declaration

Rob Ford is Canada’s Newsmaker of the Year
Astronaut Chris Hadfield is distant No. 2

CRACKER CORNER:

Lt Gov: Duck Dynasty
important to La. tourism

Mike Huckabee Drags Obama Into Duck Dynasty Controversy

Juan Williams: Right Wanted Bashir, Maher
Fired, But ‘Cry Foul’ Over Duck Dynasty Star?

ALASKAN CRACKER CORNER:

Good Grief and Great Tits
Dan Savage: Sitting Down to Read Sarah
Palin’s Christmas Book While I Bake
Christmas Cookies for My Family

IN FLORI-DUH NEWS:

A Blue Florida? State Supreme Court Slaps Down Rick Scott’s Gerrymandering

GET OUT YOUR HANDKERCHIEFS:

Emotional moment guitar legend Carlos Santana is reunited with his old drummer after discovering he had been living as a BEGGAR on the streets for 40 years

I GOTCHER WAR ON CHRISTMAS RIGHT HERE:

Pastor Joel Osteen Smacks Down Fox News ‘War On Christmas’ Victimology

IN THE COURTS:

Apartheid-Era Doctor Who Made
Germs To Kill Africans Found
Guilty Of Unprofessional Conduct

Brooklyn Convict Gets $560,000 In Damages For False Arrest

VIDEO DU JOUR:

 

[NB: NSFW OR WHILE DRINKING COFFEE]

New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick

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