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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Hey there, Headliners. Today we are all celebrating the birthday of Bettie Page, gone but not forgotten. She launched a few Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IT’S A SERIES OF TUBES:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

An image taken by the Hubble
Space Telescope ranges from
cosmic near neighbors to objects
seen in the early years of the universe.

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, April 21, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! It’s the birthday of writer John Mortimer, who brought us the incompatible Horace Rumpole of the Old Bailey. He was known to read the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN THE NEO-CONFEDERACY:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 19, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! Today we’re celebrating the birthday of Eliot Ness, responsible for more than one Headline Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN DOMESTIC TERRORISM:

SPLC finds Stormfront.org users—like Frazier Glenn
Miller—are disproportionately responsible for major killings.

IN LGBT NEWS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

BECAUSE: SMALLER GOVERNMENT:

IN CLIMATE CHANGE NEWS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:


ANTI-SOCIAL BULLIES:

THE “NOT NOW SILLY” BULLIES

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Network’s Top Shows Spend More Than 4 Hours Hyping Lawless Nevada Rancher

THOSE FOXY FRIENDS ON FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, April 17, 2014

Hello Headliners. Let’s all sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Bobby Curtola, one of Canada’s first teen idols. He was a Headline Du Jour of yesteryear, but is still going strong. Also on this day:

Without any further delay, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

WHEN ORAL SEX IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE ORAL SEX:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

MODERN LIFE IS COMPLICATED:

TODAY IN CAPITALISM:

FREE THE WEED!!!

A Hamilton homeowner wanted
$45,000 for 11 medical marijuana plants
stolen from his yard. Insurance paid only
$11,000. The dispute went to court.

FOX NATION IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The Fox News host can’t understand how the college
basketball coach handles (certain) kids these day

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TODDLES IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Howdy Headliners. Today’s birthday is Rockpile’s Dave Edmunds, born on this day in 1944. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear are the twin tragedies of the RMS Titanic (1912) and the Boston Marathon Bombing (2013). Let’s review some of those other events:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

Check Out Finland’s New
Graphic Gay Bondage Stamps

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Obama Selects First Openly Gay
Episcopal Bishop to Lead Easter Prayer

JEWS IN SPACE:

Casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson pledges
over $16 million for Israeli moon mission

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

THE REICH WING PUSHES THE BIG LIES:

From Death Panels To Death Spirals: The Right-Wing
Media’s Epic Five-Year Health Care Disinformation Campaign

FREE THE WEED!!!

Maryland Decriminalizes Marijuana Possession

Push to legalize recreational
marijuana in Lapeer

This Is What The World’s Most ‘Perfect’ Marijuana High Would Feel Like

COPS GONE WILD:

Albuquerque’s long history of
police abuse, cover-up and scandal

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

In mix-up, woman pregnant with other couple’s twins

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

U.S. Airways just sent
out the worst tweet in
the history of Twitter

Teens Are Leaving
Facebook For Facebook

DR. DONG. CALLING DR. DONG!

Doctors remove skipping
rope from man’s urethra

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Spurious Cattle Conspiracy Dodges
Facts But Still Lands On Fox News

Debunked Theory Accused Sen. Harry Reid Of
Collaborating With Chinese Firm In Corrupt “Land Grab”

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

Hubble stretches stellar tape
measure 10 times farther into space

NASA Cassini Images May
Reveal Birth of a Saturn Moon

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Hello, Headliners. It’s the birthday of Hugh Hefner, who created a publishing empire and understands the importance of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s hop right to it:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OUTRAGEOUS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

WAR IS HELL!

Watching the new Errol Morris documentary about my old boss,
Donald Rumsfeld, is a little like working for him: you feel nothing.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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It’s also Tom Leher’s birthday!
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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, April 8, 2014

NB: Due to a publishing error, all headline links done broke. I don’t have the time to fix it today. So sorry.

Good day, Headliners. It’s the birthday of comedian Shecky Greene, who has made people laugh for decades. He’s never missed the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour is a big’un — larger than normal — so let’s get right to it:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Pulled Over for Driving
While Black and Brown
. . . and LGBTQ?

The Mozilla fiasco was about far more than “gay marriage”

BarbWire: ‘Al-‘Gay’Da’ And ‘Lezbollah’ Terrorists Brought Down Mozilla CEO


THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

According to MSNBC, Jeb Bush
Is Now the GOP’s Only Hope

John Boehner Claims That He
Is Killing Obamacare By Giving Obama Everything He Wants

This GOP House Candidate
Is Running for Office So
His Daughter Won’t Have
to Learn About Evolution

Wisconsin GOP candidate proposes doing away
with weekends, dismisses MLK Day, Kwanzaa

Republican Mississippi Governor
Signs Unconstitutional Law That
Voids The 14th Amendment

Local Republican Caucus Passes Resolution Allowing Wisconsin To Secede

Republican Poll Has Bad News For GOP as Mary
Landrieu Leads All Challengers In Louisiana

The GOP Is at War With Itself. So Why
Are Republicans Poised to Win in 2014?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Head of Anglican church:
We must discriminate against
gays lest someone think
we’re gay and bash us



TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY:

WATCH: Rand Paul Says Dick Cheney Pushed for the Iraq War
So Halliburton Would Profit

Chuck Schumer Defends
Attacks On The Koch Brothers:
‘I Don’t Feel Sorry For Them’

$COTU$ WATCH:

BREAKING: Supreme Court won’t hear anti-gay photographer case

Will Voters Know Who’s Funding Who by Election Time?

FREE THE WEED!!!

Martin O’Malley Expected To Sign Marijuana Decriminalization Bill


IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

In Book’s Trial Of U.S. Justice
System, Wealth Gap Is Exhibit A

A Chronic Sickness Inside
the US Labor Market


GEORGE W. BUSH WATCH:

Bush crew’s deplorable return:
How their reemergence
sends a deadly message

IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

Right-Wing Journalist Writes a Laughably Bad Article Justifying Climate Change Denial


HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:

The Lost Canals of
Venice of America


NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

Coconut Crabs Eat Everything from Kittens to, Maybe, Amelia Earhart


CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

Exclusive: Christie Prosecutor Gets Its Star Witness to Start Talking

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

‘Belligerent’ Rob Ford
warned by security at
Air Canada Centre
A “belligerent” Mayor Rob Ford received a warning from Air Canada Centre security staff at the Toronto Maple Leafs game on Saturday night.

Rob Ford, still setting the
bar as low as it will go

Rob Ford ‘Crackathon’ video game lights up the web


BACK TO THE FUTURE:

Figuring out the future: Will we be ready to live in
a world where machines are smarter than people?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NEW STUDY: 72 Percent
of Fox News Climate
Segments Are Misleading

Fox Doesn’t Get Why
Breaking Bad Star Supports
Health Care Reform

Fox News floats trial balloon that Mitt
Romney might make third run for president

On Eve Of Equal Pay Day, Fox Host Denies Existence Of Gender Pay Gap

Revolving Door: Fox News Hires Back Ex-Candidate Liz Cheney

FOX “NATION” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From “Hip-Hop BBQ” To “Horseman Of Apocalypse”:
5 Years Of Fox Nation


IN INNER SPACE:

Non-Conformity & Creativity Now Listed
As A Mental Illness By Psychiatrists

I cracked the code at the Western University library
Solving the mystery of the Weldon Library letters, a tale of
weird obsession, intrigue and a lesson in the bonds of humanity

IN OUTER SPACE:

‘Star Trek’ actress lends her gravitas to film promoting idea that sun revolves around Earth


BOB MARLEY REMEMBERED:

Local Park Honors Bob
Marley With Name Change

From the vase Not Now Silly Archives:
The Day I Met Bob Marley


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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, April 7, 2014

Howdy there, Headliners. It’s the birthday of songstress Billie Holiday. Lady Day was born on this day in 1915 and, because she loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, we have a larger than usual assortment today:  

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:


IN LGBT NEWS:

A Vicious Homophobic Statement
by a South Carolina State Senator

Harvey Milk Will Be The First Openly
Gay Official To Appear On A U.S. Stamp

Mozilla CEO faced ‘new fascism,’ Gingrich says

Chill Out About Firefox, Everybody


TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Paul Ryan: Still a Total Jerk

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Mormon Leader Outlines
Opposition To Gay Marriage

Church Asks Activist Group to Reconsider Plans to Protest at General Conference


$COTU$ WATCH:

Bill Maher: John Roberts’
McCutcheon Ruling Could’ve Been
‘Written By The Little Mermaid’

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Tea Party leaders: Liberals risk God’s wrath with ‘covetous’ opposition to income inequality


HELPING OUR ENVIRONMENT:

Monarch butterflies could use your help – here’s what you can do


HURTING OUR ENVIRONMENT:

Whooping cough bounces back

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Would a vineyard
on Belle Isle work?


THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Vox Takes Melding
of Journalism and
Technology to a New Level

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

How Dumping Keith Olbermann and Martin Bashir Killed MSNBC


LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly Mocks The Poor
At “Benefit For Poor (?) Kids”


THE EVUL LIBRUL LEFT-WING MEDIA:

15 things everyone would know if there were a liberal media

DOES NOT COMPUTE:

R.I.P. Windows XP 2001-2014. What can you do now?


IN INNER SPACE:

Scientists smash barrier to growing organs from stem cells


IN OUTER SPACE:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 5, 2014

Hello there Hipsters and Headliners! It’s Lord Buckley”s birthday!!! He loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Okay, Hepcats, let’s get right to today’s Headines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OMFG:

Oregon Governor Candidate: Gay
Marriage ‘Just The Same As Murder’

5 Things Conservatives Lie Shamelessly About

FREE SPEECH IS NOT FREE:

GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

NRO Paints Black Students
As Criminals With Poor
Impulse Control

Judge grills Arizona sheriff’s
aide in racial profiling case

BULLY CORNER:

Bullying crackdown
passes Minnesota Senate

Controversial, hard-fought measure
requires stricter school policies

◄◄ THE NOT NOW SILLY BULLIES ►►
The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

THE YOUNGEST HACKER:

Five-Year-Old Boy Exposes Xbox Security Flaw

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

Man Who Mistook Body
For A Mannequin Fired

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

The Feds Are Closing In On
Chris Christie as Bridgegate Investigation Turns Criminal

BUSH WATCH:

George W. Bush Is a Far Better
Painter Than He Was a President.
Here’s His Portrait of Vladimir Putin.

Filmmaker Errol Morris: Donald Rumsfeld
proved Americans are gullible morons

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News Host Rips Mets’ Daniel
Murphy For Taking Paternity Leave

Charles Krauthammer: Anyone can
get out of individual mandate by
claiming hardship without explanation

VIDEO: The Junk Science Of Fox
News’ Favorite “Global Cooling” Myth

Fox News Attacks When Black Women Clap Back

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly: Fox News is
‘only place people can go right
now for fair and balanced news’

IN OUTER SPACE:

How Many Dimensions Does
the Universe Really Have?

“Cosmic” meltdown! Neil deGrasse
Tyson under siege from Christian right

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 2, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! It’s the 72nd birthday of Leon Russell, who started out as a session player before putting out records under his own name. As a member of the Crypt-Kickers Five, Russell is on record praising the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Whatever happened to my Trabsylvania Twist? No matter, here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GUNS & GOOFBALLS:

The GOP’s perpetual war drum explained:
Why are Republicans so eager for conflict?

Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’

IN ‘MERKIN POLITICS:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Gay Key West men sue for right
to marry in Florida after Monroe
clerk’s office denies couple a license

FREE THE WEED!!!

Colorado drivers claim ‘license plate
profiling’ after marijuana legalization

Medical marijuana sales now officially legal in Nevada

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hobby Lobby’s Hypocrisy: The Company’s Retirement
Plan Invests in Contraception Manufacturers

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

White Officers Falsely
Arrested Black Teen: Jury

Report: Well-being of African-Americans in Michigan among worst in nation


EVOLUTION IS COMPLICATED:

Zebra Stripes Evolved to Keep
Biting Flies Away, Study Reveals

DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit installs 3,200
new LED street lights

Cobalts Were Seen as Lemons From Start, State Data Shows

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Provides GOP A
2014 Platform: “All They
Have To Do Is Get A
Transcript Of This Show”

O’Reilly, Juan Williams
Rip Chris Hayes: He
Used Conservative Guest
as ‘Living Piñata’!

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Steve Doocy, Guest Agree: Godless ‘Noah’ Example Of Today’s Godlessness!

IN INNER SPACE:

Art and Science Collide in the Discovery of the Higgs Boson
Particle Fever, a documentary about
the physicists who found the “God
particle,” suggests doing science
isn’t that different from making art


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IN OUTER SPACE:




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