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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 30, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! Today’s the birthday of painters Francisco Goya (1746) and Vincent van Gogh (1853). While their styles were quite different, they totally agreed on the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GIMME!!!

Republican Led Southern States
Dragging America Down By
Leeching Off Of Your Tax Dollars

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Hobby Lobby: A Mixture of
Racism and Xenophobia

TODAY’S DOMESTIC TERRORISM IN TEXAS:

FBI Smashes Alleged Radical-
Right Terror Plot in Texas

TODAY’S UFO IN TEXAS:

Mystery aircraft flying over Texas baffles aviation experts

1957’S UFO IN TEXAS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Why the surprise at learning how
much evangelicals hate gay people?

A Creationist Decided to Answer My 10 Questions and the Results are Hilarious

Pat Robertson Is Upset That Gay
People Are No Longer Stoned To Death

BROWSER BATTLES:

Mozilla’s bad week: Employees call for CEO Eich to step down, 3 board members leave

Employees Revolt Against Mozilla’s New Anti-Gay CEO; Demand He Resign

Gay Firefox developers boycott Mozilla to protest CEO hire

FREE THE WEED!!!

Hemp aid: US considers buying industrial cannabis from Ukraine to bolster its economy

Non-psychoactive CBD oil made from marijuana plants poised to be game-changer

Marijuana raid in Bates County
illustrates the evolution of an issue

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

Police Mistake Tea Leaves
for Pot, Raid Ex-CIA

UVA Student Files $40 Million Suit Against ABC
Agents and State For Traumatic Sparkling Water Episode

CHRIS “CHRIS” CHRISTIE CORNER:

Five Takeaways From Christie’s Self-Exoneration Report

THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCHS:

What’s Really Behind the Koch Attacks on Democrats
Hint: it’s not about healthcare.

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly Amps Up His Race
War Against Rep. Barbara Lee

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

How a Florida Engineer Found
a Fatal Flaw in Chevy Cobalt

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, March 29, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of Dirk McQuickly, also known as Eric Idle. As one of the members of Monty Python, Idle loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s waste no more time and get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Gay marriages have begun
in England and Wales!

U.S. recognizes Michigan’s same-sex marriages

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBNOXIOUS:

Wisc. Republican accuses
Dem of ‘murdering’
grandkid to deflect cat leg-breaking conviction

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

A Nation of Takers

10 Poverty Myths, Busted
No, single moms aren’t the problem.
And neither are absentee dads.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Pastor charged with sexual
battery claims devil ‘motivated
his mind’ in motel attack

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Study cites Metro Detroit
as high-tech hotbed

THE ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

Facebook “Friend”
Burglarizes Vacationers: Police

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:

400-lb. Florida cop charged with posing as teen girl online to get sex pics from boys

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Prankster wants to hire someone to follow Rob Ford around with a tuba

BONUS: CRACK MAYOR CARTOON

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox’s Geraldo Rivera: Crooked politicians on the Democratic side ‘tend to be ethnic’

IN INNER SPACE:

Prisoners ‘could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours’

VIDEO DU JOUR:

This is EXACTLY how all the 24-hour tee vee news
channels covered the Malaysian Airliner tragedy:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Hello Headliners around the world — and to all the ships at sea. How are you celebrating the birthday of Jack Ruby, the man who launched a million conspiracy theories? That’s a lot of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear. Here are some more:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Ingham clerk asks
Holder for fed benefits
for married gay couples

MI Same-sex couples upset
agencies won’t recognize
marriages: ‘They’re putting
our rights in jeopardy’

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

WATCH: Leader Of The
KKK Cites ‘Boom In
Membership’ Since 2008

Belgian Newspaper Accused Of Racism For Picture Of Obama And Michelle As Apes

SCOTUS WATCH:

FREE THE WEED!!!

5 Pro-Pot Myths
That Must Be Busted

NJ Senator Wants To
Legalize Marijuana, Use
Tax To Pay For Roads

Who would support this crazy MoFo for president?
Why, it’s crazier MoFo Mark Koldys aka Johnny Dollar,
who went on to defend Fox News and cyber-bully me.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Christian Right Has Major
Role in Hastening Decline
of Religion in America

Taxpayers fund creationism
in the classroom

Stop giving equal time
to pseudo-science!

Pat Robertson Suggests a
Woman’s Atheism May
Be a Result of Rape or
Demonic Possession

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Why America’s Police Are Becoming So Militarized

THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The 5 most horrifically embarrassing cable news
stories about Malaysia Airlines

Mika Brzezinski Gets Fed Up With Joe Scarborough
On Air And Takes Him To News School

IN INNER SPACE:

Forgetting keeps us sane

IN OUTER SPACE:

Why ‘fireball season’ is so spectacular this year

Yes, “Cosmos” Fans,
Creationists Also Deny
the Science of Comets

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 24, 2014

Hello Headliners. Not now Silly celebrates the birthday of Harry Houdini with a seance. Houdini was not only fond of magic tricks, he loved the Headlines Du Jour from yesteryear:

No more magic tricks. Here’s today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:


What Judge Friedman learned about gay families from a lesbian law clerk

TODAY IN RELIGION:

THE “P” IN GOP STANDS FOR PERVERT:


This GOP Candidate For Governor
Is A Registered Sex Offender
With A Lengthy Criminal Past

FREE THE WEED!!!

Poll: 74 Percent of Floridians
Support Medical Marijuana

Marijuana industry finds unlikely
new allies in conservatives


ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

Twitter Turns 8: How To Fail In 140 Characters

◄ ◄ ABLOW JOB ► ►
Pull the plug on naked Twitter teens

◄ ◄ ABLOW JOB on NOT NOW SILLY ► ►
Today’s Ablow Job ► “Dogs Love Fox”

BECK CORNER:

Creationist Glenn Beck Calls Noah
Film Dangerous Disinformation

◄ ◄ From the Not Now Sill Archives ►►
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck

No self-awareness whatsoever

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

A conversation with Bill O’Reilly

IN INNER SPACE:

New genetic research shows we have more in common with Neanderthals than we thought

IN OUTER SPACE:

Alien Moons Could Bake
Dry from Young Gas
Giants’ Hot Glow

Stanford: Big Bang tremors
may back physicist’s universe-birth theory

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 20, 2014

Hello Headliners!!! It’s Ned Buntline‘s birthday!!! Not only was Ned interested in the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, but he wrote more than a few himself:

Now, let’s check out today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

American bars start boycotting Russian vodka over Ukraine

America’s Right-Wing
Has Gone Gay Crazy

The madness has spread from the
Christian Right’s talking heads to the leading lights of the Republican Party.

Janet Mefferd Upset Honey Maid’s Graham
Crackers Push ‘The Gay Propaganda Machine’

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Russell Crowe Meets the
Pope, but Will Religious
Viewers See Noah?

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:

Miami Cops Now Have To Check
Guns At Door Of City Hall

FREE THE WEED!!!

In Florida, medical marijuana will be legal, John Morgan says

What can the Dutch teach
the U.S. about selling pot?

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Yes, Schools Do Discriminate Against Students Of Color

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

10 years of social media’s biggest
players and payouts by the numbers

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

GOP Lawmaker Says Sick Leave, Equal
Pay Bills Make Women ‘Look Like Whiners’

Illinois Republicans Nominate Candidate Who
Blames Gay Rights For Autism And Tornadoes

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Rangel Questions Why Obama Thought He Could Work With ‘Mean, Racist’ Tea Party


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News host Bill Hemmer
explains missing plane: ‘It took
2,000 years to find Noah’s Ark’


White House Mice Attack Fox News

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

GM’s Problem Will Affect It And Industry ‘For Decades’ — Walsh

Salaries driving Detroit police officers to the suburbs

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Rob Ford: Gun photos
found on laptop that is connected to crack video,
according to documents

CAN YOU DIG IT:

126 Million Year Old Fossil Of Stick Insect Found In Mongolia

IN OUTER SPACE:

Our Universe May Exist in a Multiverse,
Cosmic Inflation Discovery Suggests

NASA Orbiter Finds New Gully Channel on Mars

VIDEO DU JOUR:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Lee “Scratch” Perry.

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the birthday of both Albert Speer and Adolph Eichmann, not to mention Wyatt Earp, William Jennings Bryan, and Patrick McGoohan. They all loved their Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

It’s time for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Anti-Gay Harlem Church Sign: ‘Jesus Would Stone Homos’

Harry Belafonte calls for US to review its aid to all countries with anti-gay laws


SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

The Secret Lives of
Inner-City Black Males

Paul Ryan’s explanation for urban poverty isn’t much different from Barack Obama’s. Why did it make liberals so angry?

Do You Think the CIA Infected African-
Americans With HIV? You’re Not Alone

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

It’s a Fact: Republican Run
Red States Have America’s
Highest Poverty Rates


TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

It’s Payback Time for McDonald’s — Lawsuits Could Force Company to Hike Wages

The rich strike back

FREE THE WEED!!!

Federal Government Signs Off
On Study Using Marijuana
To Treat Veterans’ PTSD

24 Mind-Blowing Facts About
Marijuana Production in America

How To Grow Pot for (Soon to Be) Legal Profit: Inside Cannabis
Career Institute’s Miami Seminar

Medical marijuana stores
blocked from tax breaks

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:


IT’S MICRO AND IT’S SOFT:

How to Survive the
Windows XPiration Date

Microsoft urges users of its aging software to move to Windows 8.1, but other paths might be easier


TODAY IN RELIGION:

Bryan Fischer Explains Why
God Did Not Smite Bill Maher
for Calling Him Out on Friday


IN OUTER SPACE:

NASA Scientists Create Largest High-Resolution
Interactive Mosaic Of Moon’s North Pole


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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Before you rush out and celebrate the birthday of Grover Cleveland — still the only president to serve 2 non-consecutive terms — here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear for your enjoyment:

Now, let’s take a look at today’s Headlines Du Jour:

OUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE HAS JUST CHANGED:

First glimpse of big bang
ripples from universe’s birth

Gravitational Waves from
Big Bang Detected


SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

South Dakota GOP lawmaker: KKK business owners deserve right to ban blacks and gays

Paul Ryan’s race flap even worse than it looks
The notion that Ryan was dog-whistling to racists is actually
the best-case scenario. Here’s the scary alternative


THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBNOXIOUS:

‘Code Words for Race’:
What’s Really Behind GOP’s Poverty and Welfare Obsession

When Paul Ryan decried the “culture”
of inner cities it followed a long
conservative tradition, a scholar explains.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Judge rules against creationist teacher who called Buddhist student’s faith ‘stupid’


THINGS DON’T GO BETTER WITH KOCHS:

Koch Brothers Group
Abandons Anti-Obamacare
Ads After Fact-Checkers
Prove Them False

FREE THE WEED!!!

The environmental
case for legalizing pot

Miami’s First Marijuana
School Could Open in April

A Head Start for Florida
Cannabis Entrepreneurs



TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

There is no meritocracy: It’s just the 1 percent, and the game is rigged

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News Praises Gay
Ban at New York’s St.
Patrick’s Day Parade

Hosts call Mayor Bill deBlasio a ‘religious bigot’ for not marching in today’s parade.


ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit area water authority talks hit cutoff

IN OUTER SPACE:

Planet X myth debunked

Star next door may host a ‘superhabitable’ world



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Headlines Du Jour ► St. Patrick’s Day

Saint Patrick depicted in a stained glass
window at Saint Benin’s Church, Ireland

Howdy Headliners. Put on your funny green hat and drink the funny green beer until you turn a funny shade of green: It’s St. Patrick’s Day or Lá Fhéile Pádraig. Long before he chased the snakes out of Ireland, Patrick loved to read the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Green with envy? No matter, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OLD:

Is Paul Ryan Racist?

GOP Congressional Candidate Apologizes for Slavery Comments

Wyoming GOP lawmaker: Promiscuous gays weaponizing AIDS for a ‘national suicide’

Ohio State Rep Proposes Selling Off Public Schools To Private Businesses To End ‘Socialism’

Republican Ignorance and Stupidity Hit a New
Low With Attacks on Neil de Grasse Tyson

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Republican Legislators Fall Victim
to Ponzi Scheme Run by Man who
Claimed to Have Found Noah’s Ark

Nine Unopened Dead Sea Scrolls Found


ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

British Import: Music College Comes To Capitol Park Downtown This Autumn

COLD CASE SOLVED:

Has the real Sherlock Holmes been deduced?
A new biography of a leading Victorian detective suggests
he helped inspire Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s creation

GET THE FRACK OUT OF HERE:

Thousands Turn Up For California’s
Largest-Ever Rally To Ban Fracking

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

Greenland Ice Melt ‘Accelerating,’ Climate Change Awakens ‘Sleeping Giant’

FREE THE WEED!!!

Congressman Guestimates
How Many of His Fellow
Reps Smoke Weed

Colorado Recreational
Weed Sales Top $14
Million In First Month

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Rob Ford captured on
new video stumbling,
swearing outside city hall

Mayor Rob Ford has again been caught
on video behaving erratically in public.

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox analyst: Obama buying
pink clothes is a failure of
the White House PR dept.

IN OUTER SPACE:

Have U.S. scientists found
the Big Bang’s biggest secret
and the final key to relativity?

The Incredible Shrinking Mercury

Asteroid Set to Cover One of
the Brightest Stars in the Night
Sky Thursday Morning

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 16, 2014

Hello Headliners. Today is the birthday of funnyman Henny Youngman, born in 1906. Take the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, please:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Some White People Tried To Rally For Their Race Today

Shocking racist tweets follow
high school basketball
win by all-white team

The White Man March, Which Is Almost Exactly What It Sounds Like, Is Coming to New York

Taking on the Trolls:
Why the Online Race-Hatred Against First Nations?

Paul Ryan To Smooth Things Over With
Black Leadership After ‘Inner City’ Remark

How the Irish Became White? Paul Ryan’s Ugly
Public Embrace of Anti-Black Racism and Eugenics

IN LGBT NEWS:

Slán Go Fóill! Sponsors Flee Boston’s Homophobic St. Patrick’s Day Parade

WAIT!!! WHAT???

Man Tapes Himself Molesting Street Signs – 2 Years of
Video Footage Found

Model Sues Playboy for Letting Golfer Drive Ball Off Her Butt

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Alabama children’s pastor tells police he ‘cannot remember’ how many boys he molested

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

No CEOs paid price for 2008 meltdown. Here’s why:

The U.S. financial sector drained taxpayers of $12.6 trillion in bailouts and more than 8 million jobs in North America. Why have no top CEOs gone to jail?

FREE THE WEED!!!

Tim Skubick: Marijuana decriminalization or legalization could pop up on many local ballots in 2014

Brutal press release from
Health Canada shows their
disdain for cannabis medicines
and patients in need


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Former Palmdale deputy
pleads to rape, bribery

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Letterman to O’Reilly
on Beyoncé Obsession:
‘You Just Found Something
to Whine About’

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Jon Stewart flattens Fox News’ Eric Bolling for trying to ‘school’ him on shaming the poor

Fox News’ Attempt To ‘School’ Jon Stewart On Food Stamp Abuse Blows Up On Them


Jon Stewart Hits Back At Fox Host For
Trying To ‘School’ Him On Food Stamps

◄ BONUS VIDEOS DU JOUR ►

Chow Mein and Bolling
A retired Not Now Silly series which made fun of Eric Bolling, until it wasn’t fun anymore.

IN OUTER SPACE:

Have we found a message from the dawn of time?
‘Major discovery’ set for Monday could give scientists their first glimpse of the birth of the universe

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, March 14, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s all relative, but Albert Einstein would have been 135 years old today, had he not died in 1955. He loved the Headlines Du Jour in yesteryear’s space-time:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Eight More Couples Sue Florida to Recognize Gay Marriages From Other States

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Sex charge dropped; state
says ex-coach entrapped

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

Jim Brown Says Slavery
Wasn’t So Bad. And That’s
Bad News for the GOP

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

Christie to Town Hall
Hecklers: ‘Sit Down and
Keep Quiet or Get Out!’

FREE THE WEED!!!

Seth Rogen Rattles Off Many of the
Celebs with Whom He’s Smoked Weed

Legislation legalizing
marijuana in Maryland killed

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hundreds of Belgians flock to
glowing Virgin Mary statue

Noah ‘won respect of animals by fighting them’

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Blasts Russell Simmons for Being ‘Too Frightened to Answer’ Questions

TV Host Bill O’Reilly: Beyonce’s ‘Partition’ Video May Cause ‘Unwanted Pregnancies’

Hey, Bill O’Reilly and David Gergen! You
Should Really Hear Abe Lincoln’s Fart Joke

Fox News has an “Angry Grandpa” freakout:
Obama is making them irrelevant

O’Reilly’s upset that Democrats can reach young non-cable
viewers because it’s dooming his network — and his party

IN OUTER SPACE:

ESO’s Very Large Telescope spots largest yellow hypergiant star

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Happy Birthday, Albert!!!

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