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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, April 4, 2014

It was 50 years ago today: The Beatles had the
Top Five singles on the Billboard Hot 100 chart

With Headlines Du Jour on hiatus yesterday, today’s Headlines Du Jour is bigger than usual. We’ll get to that, right after the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without any further delay, here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

$COTU$ WATCH:

How The Supreme Court Just Legalized Money Laundering
By Rich Campaign Donors

More Than Corruption Threatens the Integrity of Our Democracy
The sad tale of how the Supreme
Court’s approach to money in politics
helped create the Inequality Era. 

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia believes society is eroding because women use the ‘F-word’ and thinks Facebook is ‘strange’

LGBT NEWS:

When Did The Gospel
Become Anti-Gay?

ACLU: We’re not buying Schuette’s ‘just doing my job’ claim on gay marriage ban

Introducing The Federalist,
A New Web Magazine For Anti-LGBT Conservatives

Miami Beach scores 100, plus 12 bonus points, on updated HRC 2013 Municipal Equality Index

THE WAL*MART EFFECT:

Hungry for Savings
Walmart donates billions to anti-hunger initiatives.
Some of those efforts benefit its own employees.

THE “GOP” IN GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OBSOLETE POLITICIANS?”:

The Sheldon Adelson Suck-Up Fest
Republican contenders prostrated themselves for the casino mogul’s favor—a vivid illustration of who owns the GOP.

Georgia GOP Chair Warns That Straight People Will Enter Sham Gay Marriages For Benefits

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

18 Charts that Illustrate America’s Insane Class
System from Birth till Death

FREE THE WEED!!!

Hash Bash 2014: Marijuana rally in Ann Arbor welcomes back organizer after 2 years in prison

DEA Chief: Please, Think Of The
Dogs Before You Legalize Pot

Pot activist alleges human rights
violated by AHS over vapourizer use

Lisa Kirkman fighting for right to use medical
marijuana vapour in hospitals and other public places

Arizona sheriff ordered to return medical marijuana to patient by state Supreme Court

Washington D.C. mayor okays measure decriminalizing possession of an ounce of pot

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Snyder Wins: How ‘CancelColbert’ Drowned Out the Native Voice

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Nun Reportedly Tells Catholic School
Kids That Masturbation Makes Guys Gay

Fairbanks campus priest charged
with DUI, drugs and weapons

DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT’ ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROAWAY CITY:

The death of a great American city: why does anyone still live in Detroit?
The city’s social contract was shredded
long ago and everyone knows time is running
out – but some Detroiters have hope

In arena deal, Detroit
worshipping Mike Ilitch

Why have we decided that a guy who became
a billionaire selling us cheap pizza is God?

Feds probe vote for Detroit
City Council leadership

New Book From WSU Press
Captures Detroit Art Explosion
In All Its Funky Splendor

A VIDEO DISPATCH FROM DETROIT:

A Videographer Tweaks The Controversial
Promotion For The Albert Apartments

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News host: ‘Right-wing people’ love gentrification because poor areas smell bad

Fox Kept Cutting Away
From Democrats During
Benghazi Hearing

Fox Is Annoyed That Other Networks Don’t
Buy Into Its Benghazi Conspiracy Theory

Fox Finds Latest Food Stamp Poster Child

Fox’s Starnes Embarrasses Himself With
Another Bogus Culture War Horror Story

BULLY BOY BOLLING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Eric Bolling gets his
cleantech facts very wrong

Eric Bolling’s Latest Conspiracy Theory: Obama “Bankrupted” GM To Protect It From Ignition Defect Fallout

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly Accuses CAIR Of Trying To
Suppress Fox Coverage Of Anti-Islamic Movie

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Congrats Fox & Friends
for being (almost) the first
to blame Obama for the
Fort Hood shooting

IN INNER SPACE:

Gene therapy comes of age: We can now
edit entire genomes to cure diseases

Scientists Create an Unprecedented
Map of the Developing Human Brain

IN OUTER SPACE:

Honey, I Want to Move to Mars
My wife is a semifinalist to board a one-way mission to
the Red Planet. I’m proud, happy, and thrilled for her.
Now, do you want to know how I really feel about it?

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Compare and Contrast – London: 1927 & 2013

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, March 28, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the King of Jazz’s birthday. Paul Whiteman is the orchestra leader who commissioned George Gershwin to write Rhapsody in Blue and hired Bing Crosby as his boy singer back in 1926. George, along with his brother Ira, loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Mozillagate grows

LGBT RIP

SCOTUS WATCH:

A Decision In Favor Of Hobby Lobby Will
Equal a License For Religious Tyranny

FREE THE WEED!!!

Medical Marijuana User Relieved
He Can Still Grow At Home

These States Are Ready To Break The Marijuana Taboo In The Conservative South

Industrial hemp research
bill passes in Nebraska

Legalize Canada: New Activist
Group Targets Key Ridings To
Elect Pro-Marijuana Candidates

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOYIM:

The Sheldon Primary:
No Welcome Mat for the Tea Party

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD:

India officially declared polio-free

CLIMATE CHANGE CORNER:

Weathermen Blown Away (Literally) By Massive Blizzard

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Former CEO: There Is
No One Representing
Low-Wage Workers

$1 trillion student loan
debt widens US wealth gap

‘Nuns on the Bus’ Leader
on Income Inequality

Fixing one driver of inequality may hit
close to home for some progressives

It’s okay: Only one of them was shot!

PALIN POLITICAL WATCH:

2016 report: Sarah Palin’s possible
presidential run gaining traction


ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

No Suprise: Detroit Listed as
Most Segregated City in America

BONUS
Top 10 Most Segregated Cities in the U.S.

The Falafel King: Outstanding!
East Room, White House

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Congresswoman Barbara Lee Responds To O’Reilly’s “Divisive” “Race Hustler” Attack

Chris Hayes: ‘Bill O’Reilly
Is a Pretty Accomplished
Race-Baiter Himself’

O’Reilly Blames Ignorant
Americans For Obama’s
Positive Poll Result

IN INNER SPACE:

In a first, scientists create
artificial chromosome

Scientists have built from scratch the
world’s first synthetic chromosome
of a eukaryote, incorporating it
into brewer’s yeast.

IN OUTER SPACE:

Mars-Bound Comet Sprouts Twin
Jets in Hubble Telescope Photos

Scientists solve riddle
of celestial archaeology

Capturing Halley’s Comet:
An Astronomy Tale

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 27, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s the birthday of Gloria Swanson, who loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour is just waiting for you:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

Republican Senators Slam John Boehner For Blocking Unemployment Benefits Extension


THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCH:

Koch Power Raised Gasoline Prices
By 40 Cents A Gallon Overnight


SCOTUS WATCH:

How the Supreme Court Justices Reacted
to Today’s Hobby Lobby Arguments

Justices Ginsburg, Sotomayor and
Kagan come out swinging against
Hobby Lobby corporate religion claim

Sen. Barbara Boxer Wonders Why Hobby Lobby Defenders Aren’t Complaining About Viagra

Hobby Lobby’s Shoppers Find New Hobby In Lobbying Against Hobby Lobby

16 Actual Supreme Court Cases with Hilariously Ridiculous Names


DEREGULATION? YOU’RE DRIVING IT:

WSJ Reports GM Expected Drivers With Bad Ignitions To Coast Out Of Traffic

NYT: General Motors Misled Grieving Families About Lethal Ignition Switch


FREE THE WEED:

Confessions Of A Pot-Smoking Police Officer, Firefighter And Youth Pastor

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Downtown Detroit office building vacancy rate drops 7.7 percentage points from 2012

First new apartment project
in Detroit’s business district
since 1992 gets DDA’s OK


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Hello Headliners around the world — and to all the ships at sea. How are you celebrating the birthday of Jack Ruby, the man who launched a million conspiracy theories? That’s a lot of Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear. Here are some more:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Ingham clerk asks
Holder for fed benefits
for married gay couples

MI Same-sex couples upset
agencies won’t recognize
marriages: ‘They’re putting
our rights in jeopardy’

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

WATCH: Leader Of The
KKK Cites ‘Boom In
Membership’ Since 2008

Belgian Newspaper Accused Of Racism For Picture Of Obama And Michelle As Apes

SCOTUS WATCH:

FREE THE WEED!!!

5 Pro-Pot Myths
That Must Be Busted

NJ Senator Wants To
Legalize Marijuana, Use
Tax To Pay For Roads

Who would support this crazy MoFo for president?
Why, it’s crazier MoFo Mark Koldys aka Johnny Dollar,
who went on to defend Fox News and cyber-bully me.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Christian Right Has Major
Role in Hastening Decline
of Religion in America

Taxpayers fund creationism
in the classroom

Stop giving equal time
to pseudo-science!

Pat Robertson Suggests a
Woman’s Atheism May
Be a Result of Rape or
Demonic Possession

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

Why America’s Police Are Becoming So Militarized

THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

The 5 most horrifically embarrassing cable news
stories about Malaysia Airlines

Mika Brzezinski Gets Fed Up With Joe Scarborough
On Air And Takes Him To News School

IN INNER SPACE:

Forgetting keeps us sane

IN OUTER SPACE:

Why ‘fireball season’ is so spectacular this year

Yes, “Cosmos” Fans,
Creationists Also Deny
the Science of Comets

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, February 28, 2014

The headline from a year ago

As Canadians wonder why Don Francks‘ birthday is not a national holiday, allow me to get personal for a moment. I co-starred with Mr. Francks (as an extra in two different scenes, breaking movie continuity) in 1978’s Drying Up the Streets, about heroin addiction in the big city. With the deep relationship I forged with Don, I can tell you that he loves the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

1525 – The Aztec king Cuauhtémoc is executed by Hernán Cortés‘s forces.
1849 – Regular steamboat service from the west to the east coast of the United States begins with the arrival of the SS California in San Francisco Bay, 4 months 22 days after leaving New York Harbor.
1883 – The first vaudeville theater opens in Boston
1885 – The American Telephone and Telegraph Company is incorporated in New York State as the subsidiary of American Bell Telephone. (American Bell would later merge with its subsidiary.)
1939 – The erroneous word “dord” is discovered in the Webster’s New International Dictionary, Second Edition, prompting an investigation.
1953James D. Watson and Francis Crick announce to friends that they have determined the chemical structure of DNA; the formal announcement takes place on April 25 following publication in April’s Nature (pub. April 2).
1991 – The first Gulf War ends.
1993Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agents raid the Branch Davidian church in Waco, Texas with a warrant to arrest the group’s leader David Koresh. Four BATF agents and five Davidians die in the initial raid, starting a 51-day standoff.
2013Pope Benedict XVI resigns as the pope of the Catholic Church becoming the first pope to do so since 1415.

Without any further delay, let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE LATEST IN COCONUT GROVE:

Coconut Grove Developer
Fined After Cutting Down 100-Year-Old Trees Around Charles Ave.

Aftermath of the Great
Miami Tree Massacre

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING:

SCOTUS INTERUPTUS:

Unprecedented Interruption of Supreme Court Proceedings

LGBT NEWS:

Joe Walsh Calls LGBT Community ‘Constitutional Terrorists’ Amid Arizona Anti-Gay Bill Protests

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana bill clears
Ga. committee

TODAY IN RELIGION:

New York pastor: Obama
sending ‘white homo demons’
to ‘scoop up’ black men

Noah’s ark project in
Ky. to move forward

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY???

Louie Gohmert: God ‘answered my prayers’ by creating the Tea Party

5 years later, here’s how the
tea party changed politics

Tea Party leader attacks Jan Brewer
for allowing “slavery” and penis cakes

ON THE FACEBOOKERY:

Facebook Shuttering Messenger
Apps for Windows, Firefox

BROWSER BATTLES:

Chrome users attack Google for zapping
unsanctioned Windows add-ons

FOX NATION IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Eric Holder Hospitalized. Fox Nation Readers Hope He Dies

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Here’s Why Fox News
Should Report On The
Noose Hung Around A
Civil Rights Statue
At Ole Miss

Fox Debunks Its Own
Defense Of Right-Wing
Special Interest Groups

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Sexist Pig Bill O’Reilly Insists That There Is A Downside To Having A Female President

IN OUTER SPACE:

What if We’ve Completely
Misunderstood Our Place
in the Universe?

Bizarre Orbit of Weird Asteroid’s Moon Revealed

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Don Francks stars in Jericho!!!

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, January 13, 2014

As another work week begins here at Not Now Silly, all is calm. The headline-collecting robot drones have been collecting headlines for several weeks now and they seemed to have lost all interest in having sex with the toaster. Which is why I can concentrate fully on today’s Headlines Du Jour.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Auto Show Media Will See ‘How Vibrant A Bankrupt City Can Be’

THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX IS COMPLICATED:

Why Are US Special Operations Forces Deployed in Over 100 Countries?
That’s over 60 percent of the nations on the planet.

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

America is still a deeply racist country

LGBT NEWS:

Indiana Church Fires Gay Choir Leader and EIGHTY PERCENT of the Congregation QUITS!

GLOBAL WARMING? WHAT GLOBAL WARMING?

Australia goes off the scale: Meteorologists create new colour
chart for record 54°C heatwave as wildfires blaze across bush

FOLLOW THE MONEY:

Not Just the Koch Brothers: New
Drexel Study Reveals Funders Behind
the Climate Change Denial Effort

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Fox’s Brit Hume
shocks female panelist: ‘Feminized atmosphere’
made Christie a ‘bully’

Roger Ailes Book Creates Dilemma for Dueling CNN, Fox News Media Shows

ROGER AILES IN THE NEWS:

Gabriel Sherman in Wide-Ranging Interview:
Ailes ‘More Extreme
Than Glenn Beck’

In new biography, Roger Ailes dumps on conservative darlings Gov. Chris Christie, Mitt Romney, Sean Hannity and more

New Book Reveals The Real Roger Ailes
Fox News Was Right To Be Scared Of Gabriel
Sherman’s The Loudest Voice in the Room

Roger Ailes Is Not That Powerful
We know more than ever about how vile Roger
Ailes is. But he still can’t elect a president.

How Fox News Chief Roger Ailes Tried
To Win Republicans The White House

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS:

Bill O’Reilly Terrorized Another Female Fox News Staffer

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit Three offer hope, lessons to bankrupt Detroit as world media descend on auto show

Free Press Will Blow Whistle On Bankruptcy ‘Distortions’ By Visiting Writers

VIP Auto Show Guest: Packard Buyer Will Pitch His Vision To Car Execs

10 things you didn’t know about Vernors

THE SORRY STATE OF JOURNALISM TODAY:

The Biggest Loser in Bridgegate:
Jay Carney’s Beard

TODAY IN THE CLASS WARS:

Why Conservatives’ Old Divide-and-Conquer Strategy — Setting Working Class Against the Poor — Is Backfiring

FREE THE WEED!!!

2014 poised to go to pot

FOR THOSE WHO DIG ARCHEOLOGY?

Lost Remains of Slain
Ancient Queen Unearthed

HACKER CORNER:

Anonymous Hacker Who Exposed the Steubenville
Rapists Gets More Prison Time Than Rapists

MIT website hacked by Anonymous on anniversary of Aaron Swartz suicide

WHAT’S THE SCOTUS UP TO?

Supreme Court to decide the future of Internet TV

VIDEO DU JOUR:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, January 4, 2014

FREEING THE WEED

Marijuana stores in Colorado
have long lines but few problems

Pot sales exceed $1 million on first day

Tina Brown: Legal Weed Leaves
America Unable to Compete with China

Is It Legal To Smoke or Possess
Marijuana in Lansing, Michigan?

David Brooks Explains Why He
Doesn’t Smoke Pot Anymore,
Is Roundly Mocked

Fugitive Ga. Banker Suspected
In Marijuana Case In Fla.

Miami’s 16th-Annual Medical
Marijuana Benefit: “It’s Not Just
About Smoking a Joint”

Colorado’s marijuana foes and
supporters worked for smooth launch

Muting Marijuana’s High:
Pot Without the Impairment

OSU Point Guard Stevie Clark
Facing Marijuana Charges

As the first weekend of the new year begins, the Not Now Silly robot drones have collected a vast array of headlines. However, they seem to have developed a particular fascination with stories about Colorado. Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour.

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:

The Supreme Court Joins The Right Wing Attempt to Replace the Constitution With the Bible

Bryan Fischer Rejects Constitution – Says Evolutionists Disqualified from Political Office

South Carolina Violates the Constitution With Plan For Mandatory Prayer In Public Schools

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Fox News Regular Michael Scheuer Suggests Assassinating President Obama And David Cameron

14 Things We’ve Learned From News Corp.’s Phone Hacking Trial So Far

NYT Executive Editor Calls Fox News Accusation on Benghazi “Ridiculous”
War Reporters Push Back: Fox News Doesn’t Understand What Journalism Is

Fox News’ hack has a plan to fix the country

OCCUPY WALL STREET:

Reporter Chris Faraone Sues NYPD Over Occupy Wall Street Arrest

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED:

Ancient stone bridge revealed after Chinese lake dries up

TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

North Carolina Deputy Orders Man With Camera Off “My County Property” Under Threat of Arrest

THE SORRY STATE OF JOURNALISM TODAY:

CNN Disgraces Journalism With Hit Piece That Tries to Get Melissa Harris-Perry Fired

THE PENIS: MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD:

Penis drawn on business card is key to Wyoming
legal battle over unemployment benefits

WAIT!!! WHAT???

Man arrested for stealing brains in Indiana

CLIMBING THE CHRIS CHRISTIE CHAIN OF COMMAND:

‘It came from a
higher authority’

Kelly: Assemblyman says order for GWB traffic tie-up came from outside Port Authority

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

New Jersey neo-Nazi alleges discrimination after ninth child taken away

LONG STORY SHORT: LIFE DOESN’T IMITATE ART:

Dave Van Ronk’s Ex-Wife Takes Us Inside Inside Llewyn Davis

EARTH IS COMPLICATED:

Geologists discover new quake fault line in Spokane

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH:

‘Criminally insane’ Florida man found in van with 36 guns, 4,629 rounds of ammo

TODAY’S TRUMP:

Donald Trump: Researchers trapped in Antarctic ice prove global warming is a sham
This “very expensive GLOBAL WARMING
bullsh*t has got to stop,” Trump tweeted


VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, December 2, 2013

Welcome to another thrill-packed edition of Headlines Du Jour. Today I am adding to the format slightly. When appropriate I will be printing quotes from the articles cited to give more context and/or irony. Today there happens to be two such headlines that deserved more context. So, let’s get right to the news while it’s still fresh.

TODAY IN LGBT NEWS:

Florida Tea Party Leader Bashes Gay GOP Group

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?


Santorum: Denying women birth control
coverage is a First Amendment right

OH! OH!! CANADA!!!

Canada to file Arctic seafloor claim this week

TODAY’S VOLLEY IN THE PHONY WAR ON CHRISTMAS:

Target Canada will not be playing Christmas music

FREE THE WEED:

3 More Michigan Cities Free Up Marijuana

Why Canada banned pot (science had nothing to do with it)

These days some think a total repeal of Canada’s drug laws is inevitable.
We look at how the drug laws put in 90 years ago were based on panic
and racism as opposed to science or medicine

Doob??? Really???

QUOTE: “One has to ask in these circumstances what the benefit to society is,” says University of Toronto criminologist Anthony Doob. Forty years ago, the Le Dain report also questioned the notion that overly harsh laws were harmless if not strictly enforced. Aside from the occasional outlandishly severe sentence, rational people lose respect for laws that are irrational, corroding the faith that citizens — especially young people — ought to place in institutions.

Prohibition Then and Now
A Not Now Silly investigative report

FREE THE CRACK:

Mayor Ford draws a crowd at Bills game

Rob Ford to start YouTube show: Why it won’t work

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

Tool use in crocodylians: crocodiles and alligators
use sticks as lures to attract waterbirds

10 Mysteries we’ve solved in the past year…

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:

Tucker Carlson Backs Lara Logan on Benghazi:
‘Sometimes the Best Stories Have Flaky Sources’

IRONY ALERT!!!

QUOTE: “Yeah, well, you know as well as I, some of the best stories have flaky sources unfortunately,” Carlson concluded.

Before Kurtz was hired by Fox News earlier this year, he had blasted Carlson’s the Daily Caller website after a Dominican law enforcement official claimed that the publication had offered to pay prostitutes to make false claims about Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ).

Kurtz, a CNN host at the time, insisted that the Daily Caller “owes the senators and its readers an apology.”

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Social media are a tool for Detroit Police
to answer critics, expand investigations

Enjoy Detroit TV Nostalgia? Catch ‘Remember When’ On WTVS Monday

BULLY CORNER:

Father Of Girl Who Committed Suicide Speaks
Out Against Ginger Bullying, ‘Kick A Ginger Day’

Science Reporter Emily Graslie Reads
Her Mail — And It’s Not So Nice

The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day
Another Not Now Silly investagative report

IN SOUTH FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

Miami readies its new front porch: the $131 million Perez Art Museum

Sweetwater mayor’s corruption conviction pops lid on a sewer of scandal

SCIENCE CORNER:

Chinese Train that Never Stops

VIDEO DU JOUR:


Memories of You is my favourite song and Eubie Blake among my favourite artists
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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, December 1, 2013

It’s that time of the morning again. As people begin to wake from their slumber, the Not Now Silly news team has been busy all night long. It has been gathering only the finest, shiniest, and most interesting Headlines Du Jour for your reading pleasure.

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

Tennessee man shoots and kills wife
after argument over dead man’s shoes

►►► R.I.P. ◄◄◄


‘Fast & Furious’ star Paul
Walker killed in car crash

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Filmmaker Uncovers Her Family’s Shocking Slave-Trading History

Anti-LGBT cardinal: Catholic church isn’t anti-gay
and was ‘out-marketed’ on same sex marriage

Scott Jones attack inspires Don’t be Afraid campaign
Facebook group tries to fight homophobia

GOBBLE, GOBBLE:

Conservatives Still Seeking
Vindication for George W.
Bush Fake Turkey Scandal

OH!! CANADA!!!

Feds to monitor social
media round-the-clock

Online dating relationship ends badly, $1.3M later
Canadians looking for love online are falling prey to the country’s
most lucrative scam. One woman says she gave a total of $1.3
million to a man she met on a dating site, but never in person.

CRACK MAYOR CORNER:

Rob Ford and Doug Ford plan comeback on YouTube
Having lost their weekly radio talk show, the Fords are planning to launch a self-
produced program. “We’ve done a lot more than the Kardashians,” said Doug Ford.

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS:

Murdoch’s British Tabloid Attempted Hundreds Of
Times To Hack Aides To British Royals’ Phones

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:

Washington Post Op-Ed Goes Viral: End Presidential Term Limits

MUSIC VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, November 30, 2013

The Not Now Silly news team never sleeps!!! While you were geting your 40 winks, they were creeping and crawling through the internets, filling their buckets with only the best in Headlines Du Jour for your Saturday.

JUST BECAUSE THE MSM HAS FORGOTTEN:

Orphans in Philippines Speak
of Typhoon’s Horrors

BLACK FRIDAY IS THE NEW BLACK FRIDAY:


110+ People Arrested As Nationwide
Protest Against Walmart Grows Stronger

Walmart on Black Friday: Scenes from the apocalypse

Senators blast Wal-Mart “trampling” workers’ rights
as dozens of activists are arrested on Black Friday

“It is time that Walmart pays its workers a fair wage and
stops trampling on their rights,” say Sherrod Brown et al

WHERE DO THOSE CHEAP GOODS COME FROM?

I Tried to See Where My T-Shirt Was Made,
and the Factory Sent Thugs After Me

CONSTITUTIONALLY YOURS:

The Supreme Court Could Rule that Hobby
Lobby is More of a Person than You Are

THERE IS STILL SO MUCH WORK TO BE DONE:

Adolescent AIDS rates up alarmingly, UN finds
But mother-to-child transmission of HIV has been dramatically reduced, UNICEF reports

CRACK CORNER:

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford could be denied entry to U.S.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says he wants to attend the NHL Winter Classic hockey game near Detroit. He may not get past Windsor.

CRACKED CORNER:

Birther preacher claims Obama had mother of his ‘love child’ killed outside White House

CRACKER CORNER:

North Dakota white supremacist hospitalized after hunger strike

CANADIAN CORNER:

Harper’s hockey book includes thanks to Nigel Wright for ethics help

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

A Bullet
On November 4, 2008, Barack Obama, America’s first African-American Presidential nominee, won the Presidency of the United States of America. This week, two weeks following that historic event, marks the fifth anniversary of when a racist put a bullet through the front window of my home.

FROM THE WAYBACK MACHINE:

Jerry Lewis’s Immortal Lip-Sync to a Trombone
Lewis’s clever pantomime from The Errand Boy has lived on in
Family Guy spoofs and fan-made YouTube reenactments 52 years later.

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