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Calling himself “A liberally progressive, sarcastically cynical, iconoclastic polymath,” Headly Westerfield has been a professional writer all his adult life.

NFL Refs Are More Union Thuggery ► Chow Mein and Bolling 4

I’ll bet Bully Boy Bolling was on his couch cursing out the Scab Refs on Monday night. I also bet Bolling was secretly lauding the return of the Union Refs last night. However, to hear Bullshit Bolling talk of it, all NFL Union Refs are just another example of Union Thuggery:

If there’s one thing Bully Boy Bolling knows all about, it’s thuggery. He’s the biggest thug on tee vee.

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Chow Mein and Bolling 3 ► Tweet Du Jour

Bully Boy Bolling clearly has a mission: To save ‘Merka from the Socialist Hoards. That’s not Fair and Balanced, but then Fox “News” never was, never will be.

I can’t be everywhere. If you see Bully Boy Bolling do something funny, or egregious, or egregiously funny, please let me know.

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Chow Mein and Bolling #2 ► Warns Against ‘Wag The Dog’ Scenario

No sooner do I start a new series dedicated to Eric Bolling stupidity, than up pops Bully Boy Bolling with something profoundly stupid. True, it’s not roll-down-windows-on-airplane stupid, but you run on the candidate you have, not on the one you wish you had, Bully Boy.

The true irony is that Greg Gutfeld starts off the idiocy by reading an inflammatory remark by Rep. Allen West to get everybody riled up. The crazy ricochets around the table, sparing no one, until it lands on Bully Boy Bolling. It’s hard to tell who says the stupidest shit here, Gutfeld, Andrea Tantaros, Dana Perino, or Eric Bolling. However, ties always go to Bully Boy Bolling, who will just take the award anyway.

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Inaugural Post of New Series ► Chow Mein and Bolling

I’ve been following Bully Boy Bolling for quite a while. I was there to review The Five on his very first The Five show. I stand by everything I wrote. It’s still the worst show on tee vee. “Some people say” that it beats all other cable news shows in the universe. “Some people say” that makes my assessment wrong then and doubly wrong now.

That’s why the food at McDonald’s is way better better than the food at Lutèce. That’s how McDonald’s put Lutèce out of business, right?

All the reasons why The Five is the worst show on tee vee is a subject I’ve covered many times at NewsHounds. Nothing has changed with the show since then, so I won’t repeat myself. However, I’ve decided to launch a new series called Chew Mein and Bolling, or an Eric “Bullshit” Bolling Watch, because someone has to keep an eye on this Mofo.

Bolling really says some amazing shit. Chow Mein and Bolling is a place to document it.

It’s not just Bully Boy Bolling who is a total idiot. Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will bring you gems from these feeds of Bolling and His Beauties, as I call them, when I’m not being profane.

At any given moment the The Bolling Beauties™ feed will consist almost entire of his sycophants retweeting his boneheaded idiocy. Above is a live feed from which I’ll cull gems from week to week.

Sometimes Chow Mein and Bolling will be stupid shit Eric Bolling has said on facebook, like these clever bon mots from today.

He must be testing material for today’s show. Anyone feel like betting
$10,000.00 that he drops a variation of one of those turds on today’s
show?

At other times Chow Mein and Bolling will be BS Boy’s detritus gathered by Blogs across the nation –No! Across the world — like this:

And, if I ever figure out how to edit video, the very stupid shit he says on The Five that Fox “News” never puts online. Of the hour show, Fox “News” only ever posts one segment. Hopefully, Chow Mein and Bolling will be “all the Bolling, all the time!”

All the justification needed for this new series:

The only way to take
Eric Bolling
is out of context.

Meanwhile here’s the original Chow Mein and Bowling, after which this new series is lovingly named … until Mike Nesmith sues me:

Don’t forget to tune in to our next episode of Chow Mein and Bolling, whenever I write one.

Chow Mein and Bolling is a leisure time activity of The Fox News Spin Cycle.

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The Fox “News” Spin Cycle ► Episode Eighteen

Bizarro is owned by DC Comics

Time to delve back into Bizarro World, aka Fox “News” for another look at what’s wrong with this world. This was the week where Mendacious Mitt Romney stumbled badly. He was just coming off his idiotic comments about Libya, when he mixed up the timeline and then blamed President Obama for siding with the terrorists. People were still complaining about that when a secretly recorded tape was released, in which Mittens wrote off 47% of the country as shiftless, lazy moochers who he had already written off. Consequently, the Fox “News” Spin Cycle went into overdrive, WHITEwashing the record for Mitty, hoping none of its brain dead viewers would turn on any other channels and learn the truth. Which is why this series exists.

BTW: I am still trying to find a single tweet, or facebook update, from Fox “News” that is positive to President Obama or, at the very least, neutral. I think I might be wasting my time. What do you think?

Mendacious Mitt wants to go to war against all kids of nations in
the Middle East, but Fox “News” will never tell you about that.

An article that blames the protestors, but makes no mention of Lyin’ Ryan’s lying lies.

WAIT!!! WHAT??? How did this get in here? Reading the article, however,
makes one think Mendacious Mitt is still ahead where it counts.

There was no mention of the ugly hate speech that comes from the Voter Value Summit and
how ashamed the GOP should be at even being associated with such an organization.

The problem of poverty? Too many poor people! This is just one way that
Fox “News” tried to cover for Mendacious Mitt’s 47% comments.

I’d rather roll Clayton Morris. Who’s with me on this?

Bully Boy Bolling is, for once, not blaming ALL Muslims, just radical ones. That won’t last long.

Personally I believe it’s because no one would sleep with such an opinionated idiot, but that’s just me.
No mention that this is one of the SuperPACs controlled by KKKarl
Rove, spending upwards of $300,000,000.00 to game this election.

And Mendacious Mitt was doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. It’s as if these people
have never heard of “timed tweets,” which are set up hours, or days, in advance.

When Fox “News” hosts a Democratic candidate they never promote it like this.
Hot Air is the appropriately named web site started by sneer-machine Michelle Malkin.

What’s going on in the Middle East is far more complicated than one bite of a speech from 5 years ago would indicate

Loofah Lad only likes the Middle East because that’s where the best falafels come from.

There’s always more to these stories than Fox “News” is prepared to tell. However,
it fits in with their “War Against Christians” story line they love to sell.

Oy vey!!!

I’d rather see a post on how Fox “News” made hate fashionable.

Every once in a while Fox “News” gives us a distraction.

Once again Falafel King is taking a complex sitch-eee-ay-shun and trying to simplify it for his simpleton
audience. The attacks on the embassies in the Middle East have more to do with radical Muslims versus
moderate Muslims, but that doesn’t fit the Fox “News” story line, so you’ll never hear it there.

Sudan expresses its sovereignty; Fox “News” gets pissed off.

A totally bullshit report from the totally bullshit News Busters.

One quote, taken out of context, is elevated to a national story.

Normally Fox “News” would would not be quoting the Libyan president. However, this feeds right into its story line.

Not to forget there was a teachers strike in Chicago and the teachers MUST be denigrated because they’re in a union.

However, the Wall Street Journal, and Fox “News” (both owned by Rupert Murdoch) will never tell you that
KKKarl Rove has two SuperPACs, spending as much as $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Bully Boy Bolling doesn’t seem to think Progressives are patriotic, which is awfully unpatriotic of him.

This will be helpful.

Where’s the morning cheesecake pic?

I guess Wretched Gretched has more info than anyone. She’ll answer the question herself.

Bully Boy Bolling wants President Obama to go all Bully Boy on the world. That’ll be helpful.

This was just days before Rick Santorum threw in the towel and became a lobbyist
for Big Banks. However, early in the week he was all for starting a war with Iran.

If there’s any fairness in the world it would be to have Laura Ingraham’s mouth sewn shut, but that ain’t happening either.

Another “action verb” that Fox Nation loves to throw around that bears NO RELATIONSHIP to what actually happened.

This was an interview that blamed President Obama for everything, including the surge in gun sales.

If anyone knows pond scum, it’s Bully Boy Bolling.

More of Donald Trump bloviating on things he knows nothing about. However, because he blames President
Obama for everything that has gone wrong in the world, he’s on Fox “News” show Fox and Friends every Monday.

However, if one watches the video it was Soledad O’Brien who vaporized Peter
King, who was reduced to shouting, “I don’t care what the fact checkers say.”

Sad Sarah, ‘Merka’s favourite victim, has found a new way to attack Joe McGinniss,
who moved in next door to her to write a book about the Wasilla Hillbillies.

However, no word on the several imitations of Mendacious Mitt.

I believe ANYBODY that contradics Fox “News” and Bully Boy Bolling.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“That’s how we can blame it on President Obama!”

“Because she wouldn’t put out. I had blue balls and everything,” Crowder confesses to no one.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama? Oh! We just did!”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Finding stupid protestors saying stupid things has become a cottage industry for Fox “News.”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Or is Fox “News” attacking President Obama for things he has no control over and the rest of the media
refuses to play along? Here’s what is ironic: Because Fox “News” has the highest viewership of all the cable
news channels, Fox “News” IS the mainstream media. However, it suits its story line to play the underdog.

QUICK! Look over there!

Congress could also go to the moon, but it won’t.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

I have yet to see Fox “News” promoting an advert from President Obama. But, here’s a free commercial for Mendacious Mitt.

Loofah Lad thinks that ‘Merkins are too stupid to understand that President Obama
is destroying the country. However, the Falafel King will set them all straight.

Because everyone knows that Liz Cheney is Fair and Balanced.

Another action verb. However, see how Fox “News” frames it? It’s Mendacious Mitt
going after the dependent voters, not Mittens writing off 47% of the country.

It’s not cheesecake without the legs.

No, really, cheesecake requires legs, at the very least.

There ya go!!!

That’s why the viewers tune in. Certainly you don’t think it’s for the trenchant political analysis?

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced he is.

I think it’s a bad idea for Loofah Lad because he’s not nearly as smart as Jon Stewart.

Laura Ingraham is one of those Conservatives who have been trashing
Mendacious Mitt’s stumbling on the campaign trail. Pass the popcorn.
Just another way to attack the ACLU, which Fox “News” hates. However, did you
know that Sean “Scammity” Hannity once used the ACLU to win a lawsuit?

Until this late night presser, Fox “News” hadn’t even acknowledged that there had been a secret tape
in which Mittens trashed 47% of the ‘Merkin populace. And, even after this late night presser, in which
Mendacious Mitt sought to control the damage from his honest remarks that he never thought would
see the light of day, Fox “News” didn’t play the secret tape. That’s one way to cover up for Mendacious Mitt.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This comes from The Daily Caller’s Conspiracy machine and is a total misreading of events. However, Media
Matters for America has long been a thorn in the side of Fox “News” because it presents the truth of Fox “News” lies.

If Fox “News” has its way, you’ll answer yes. That’s why its reporting is slanted in that direction.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Donald Rumsfeld is. Nothing was said about terror
attacks when Dubya was POTUS because that doesn’t advance the Fox “News” story line.

Laura Ingraham clearly is.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris is.

Because we know how Fair and Balanced Netanyahu is on the topic of Iran.

Short answer: NO!

A book called “Our Sarah”??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is she still considered a Fox “News” personality?

Bully Boy Bolling walked back these remarks, but it was too late because
Reich Wing cranks have alreay been spreading them around the innertubes.
More promotion for the campaign of Mendacious Mitt and Lyin’ Ryan.
What you’ll never hear on Fox “News” is how the GOP built that debt.

That’s NOT really what the emails show. The emails show Media Matters asking the DOJ to
confirm or deny certain untruths from Fox “News.” And, whaddaya know, they were all untruths.
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

“QUICK! How can we blame this on First Lady Obama?”

Another video of stupid Jesse Watters finding stupid people saying stupid things.
“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

After Scammity’s done, his viewers will think this is the smartest thing Mendacious Mitt has ever said.

But Fox “News” will never tell its viewers that Eric Holder was absolved of responsibility in the
gun-walking scandal, contrary to the story line it’s been pushing for months and months.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced pretend-Democrat Doug Schoen is.

Drudge Report deceptively edits President Obama’s remarks and Fox “News” runs with it, hoping to get everybody
to forget about Mendacious Mitt’s 47% remarks. BTW: Deceptively editing a tape is now call “Doing a Breitbart.”

Then Fox “News” brings on Mendacious Mitt for a softball interview in which he gets to comment on the “Breitbarted” video.

As always, it’s more about what The Falafel King edited out of the interview than what he left in.

If anyone knows how to create wealth, it’s Mendacious Mitt: Step One: Hide money off shore. Step Two: Claim
everything as Capital Gains taxes. Step Three: Excoriated those 47% of fools who pay more in taxes than he does.

While, at the same time, New Jersey is about to get its credit rating downgraded. But that’s an
inconvenient piece of information, so Fox “News” won’t tell its brain dead audience about that.

There’s just a hint of leg showing, which is a teaser for all of those who are hoping for their cheesecake shot of the morning.

And for those who are hoping to lay down with their cheesecake shot of the morning . . .

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Dick “Toe Sucker” Morris is. Why it was only
a few weeks ago that he said President Obama is holding Secretary of State Hilary Clinton
hostage and will murder her if President Bill Clinton doesn’t toe the line in his DNC speech.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Mark Steyn is.

Here’s the question I want to see Dr. Keith answer: “I watch Fox “News” every hour
of every day and believe everything I hear on Fox “News.” Am I normal or nuts?”

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Donald Trump is.

Of course to hear Loofah Lad tell it, Mendacious Mitt is all about truth and the folks need to pay heed.

Fox “News” outsourcing its trashing of the ACLU to a father who is pissed, because we all know how Fair and Balanced he is.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Pat Buchanan is.

Now Judge Nap is taking the “Breitbarted” video and making up shit about it.

Who is this writing who calls Cal Thomas a “friend and colleague”? Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Cal Thomas is.
Believing the lies on Fox “News.” Normal or nuts?

Fox “News” is hoping you will be after it plays the “Breitbarted” video enough
times to get its audience to forget all about Mendacious Mitt’s 47% remarks.

Nobody should be surprised Fox “News” is playing a “Breitbarted” video to attack President Obama.

Even when KKKarl Rove is promoting a Crossroads campaign video, he won’t tell you how this is one
of his own SuperPACs, which are spending upwards of $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

This how Fox “News” tries to make it sound as if it is the only station
which will tell the ‘Merkin people the truth, when all it does is lie.

These are just some of the comments left on the Andrea Mitchell thread. Right on cue
the Fox “News” brain dead viewers say the most hateful things against her.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Eric Cantor is.

Yet nothing on how Eric Holder was exonerated by the same Justice Department report.

Yet nothing on KKKarl Rove’s MASSIVE conflict of interest in spending nearly $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 elections.

Yet, still nothing on how this report exonerated Eric Holder.

I don’t know whether it was a mistake to start following Judge Nap because he’s not just a
Conservative fool, he’s a Libertarian fool who thinks he’s the only smart one in the room.

That’s why he and John Stossel were made for each other.

Sort of???

Mark :Levin referred to as “The Great One” by Sean Scammity? My head’s gong to explode.

He’s not only gaming the election, he’s gaming the numbers. And, Fox “News” still won’t
tell you how he’s spending up to $300,000,000.00 to influence the 2012 election.

By “Taliban Lawyer” what they really mean is a lawyer who defended someone accused of a
crime, just like the Constitution allows for a fair trial. However, Fox “News” will trash him anyway.

But wait!!! Wasn’t that in 2007 under Dubya’s administration? Why not mention that?

“QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Rep. Allen West is.

Released from Gitmo in 2007 under the Dubya administration. “QUICK! How can we blame this on President Obama?”

KKKarl Rove won’t admit two things: 1). That his SuperPACs are spening as much as $300,000,000.00
to influence the 2012 elections; 2). He’s already started to scale back advertising for Mendaciosu Mitt
because he knows he’s going to lose. He is now concentrating the bucks on Senate and House races.

It turns out that President Obama wasn’t meeting with a pirate at all, which makes this the Fox “News” Lie of the Week™.

Fox “News” wants its brain dead viewers to forget how the GOP
has been waging a War on Women. so it’s called FREEDOM instead.

How many of them met with pirates, Wretched Gretched?

Oh, fer fuck’s sake!!!

Did Jewel meet with a pirate?

No he didn’t. He backtracked and said he was representing 100% of the population.

No kidding, Wretched Gretched? Why didn’t you ever tell your brain dead viewers that, after pumping the story all morning long?

“Brain dead” describes the typical Fox “News” viewer. More projection, Scammity?

Why is that, Loofah Lad? It’s not like David Letterman is a pirate, or anything.

This was the #2 Fox “News” Lie of the Week™. A poorly sourced story
from the NYPost about a ridiculous idea that no one has ever considered.
Fox “News” has long had a “mad on” for Oliver Stone, so this is his just desserts.

Where’s the admission that KKKarl Rove is spending up to $300,000,000.00 to game the 2012 elections?

You mean that Gitmo detainee that Dubya released in 2007?

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Rudy “a noun, a verb and 9/11” Giuliani is.

But he hasn’t stuck to his guns, which makes this the #3 Fox News Lie of the Week™.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Todd Starnes and Michelle Malkin are. What Fox “News” won’t
show is the Mendacious Mitt campaign flag where the starts have been replaced by the “R” Romney logo.

I think they meant he was having a hot flash.

Hoo boy! What a total misreading of another President Obama quote.
Because we all know how Fair and Balanced these Three Stooges are.

Because we all know how Fair and Balanced Newt Gingrich is.

Oh, that’s so clever. Lookie: Bully Boy Bolling tried to make a funny again. How about that
Mendacious Mitt campaign flag that replaces the stars with Rs? [Hey, that rhymes!]

And, that’s how the week ended, with more Fox “News” lies than you can shake a stick at, which is what I do every week with the Fox “News” Spin Cycle. Get ready for next week’s stick, because Fox “News” is getting more and more desperate in WHITEwashing everything negative about Mendacious Mitt and lying about President Obama.

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Another Magical Tee Vee Moment ► Richard Nixon’s Checkers Speech

Jackie Gleason keeping Richard Nixon from falling in the
drink in Inverrary, Florida, a few miles from where I live.

Dateline September 23, 1952 – Under fire for taking money from his private backers to pay expenses, Richard Nixon went on national tee vee and delivered what has come to be known as The Checkers Speech.

At the time he was Senator Richard Nixon, having won over Helen Gahagan Douglas in 1950 after accusing her of being a Communist, who was “pink right down to her underpants.” Tapped to be General Dwight D. Eisenhower’s vice presidential running mate, Nixon ran into trouble two months later when the press learned of a fund that ‘topped off’ Nixon’s salary of $12,500 (which was about $150,000 in 2009 dollars, according to the WikiWackyWoo). As demands grew for Nixon to resign from the ticket and his senate seat, Eisenhower started to distance himself from the party’s GOP pick. To save his position on the GOP ticket, not to mention his seat in the Senate, Nixon convinced Ike to allow him to go on tee vee and make his case directly to the ‘Merkin people. However, Nixon wanted Eisenhower to make a decision on whether to keep him on the ticket immediately after the broadcast. Eisenhower wouldn’t agree to that, so Nixon famously said to the General who saved Europe for democracy, “[G]eneral, there comes a time in matters like this when you’ve either got to shit or get off the pot.” Even at that, Eisenhower said it would take a few days to determine which way the wind was blowing.

At 9:30 PM EST Nixon gave the following speech to all of ‘Merka:

The speech was both maudlin and heart-warming. It became known as The Checkers Speech, a term Nixon hated, for this passage:

One other thing I probably should tell you because if we don’t they’ll probably be saying this about me too, we did get something—a gift—after the election. A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog. And, believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was?

It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he’d sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl—Tricia, the 6-year-old—named it Checkers. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we’re gonna keep it.

Nixon ended the speech with direct appeal to the ‘Merkin people to let their views be known:

I am submitting to the Republican National Committee tonight through
this television broadcast the decision which it is theirs to make. Let
them decide whether my position on the ticket will help or hurt. And I
am going to ask you to help them decide. Wire and write the Republican
National Committee whether you think I should stay on or whether I
should get off. And whatever their decision is, I will abide by it.

But just let me say this last word. Regardless of what happens I’m
going to continue this fight. I’m going to campaign up and down America
until we drive the crooks and the Communists and those that defend them
out of Washington.

The ‘Merkin people did as Nixon had asked. They inundated the GOP with letters and telegrams, Eisenhower decided to keep him on the ticket, and Senator Richard Nixon lived to fight another day, going on to become Vice President of the United States for the next 8 years.

Fox “News” Attacks Randy Newman For A Song

There’s a simple way to measure whether some criticism “out there in reality land” has hit its mark. That’s when Fox “News” spends any amount of air time trying to knock it down. Recently Randy Newman released a song which is a scathing attack on White racists who are hating on President Obama. Take a listen:

Newman explained the song in an interview with Slate:

Slate: You’ve said that one thing that inspired you to write this song is the thought that, “there are a lot of people who don’t want a black person in the White House and they want him out.” To put it bluntly, how do you know?

Newman: Well, I don’t know, partly because no one, and I mean no one, would admit feeling that way. Still, it’s clear that there are lots of people out there who are uncomfortable. The Civil War was a long time ago but there are aspects of it that remain unsettled, I think. Early on in Obama’s term, there was heat generated by issues that you wouldn’t think would cause such passion. Even the term “Obamacare,” the way it’s spit out, like he was some kind of witch doctor. Maybe I’m overly sensitive to the issue, but I don’t think so. There’s an edge to things that normally wouldn’t have an edge. I thought it was a little extra.

However, Newman’s song clearly irked Bill “Loofah Lad” O’Reilly. So, who does he turn to in order to denigrate Newman? None other than Bernard McGuirk and GregShort PeopleGutfeld, both of whom have been known to make stupid and incendiary statements without any prodding from The Falafel King. Watch how funny these Three Stooges think they are:

This is not the first time Randy Newman has delved into the issue of race for a song. Long before he became well-known for his tunes for Disney movies he recorded “Sail Away,” a song that posits what the first slave traders might have said to those who they dragged to ‘Merka in chains. It managed to go under the radar.

A song that didn’t manage to go under the radar was Rednecks, which caused quite a stir when it was released. No one accused Randy Newman of being the song’s narrator, like Bill “Falafel King” O’Reilly’s guests accused Randy Newman of being racist himself.

Randy Newman has written many songs about politics that are not strictly about race either. To my mind his best has always been “Political Science,” which was described in the Slate interview as “a pinhead’s view of China.”

Bottom line: In a few songs of a couple of minutes each, Randy Newman makes far more sense than an entire year’s worth of Bill O’Reilly or Greg Gutfeld combined.

h/t  NewsHounds

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Unpacking Coconut Grove ► Part 9.2 ► A Photo Essay Follow Up

It’s amazing what a phone call to the right City of Miami department can do. When I arrived for my weekly visit to the E.W.F. Stirrup House yesterday, there was a city inspector taking pictures of the house and surrounding area. Apparently the day after my visit last week, City of Miami by-law inspector Raghubir Sandhu cited and posted the E.W.F. Stirrup property for “Failure to maintain lot in a safe, clean condition; not allowing accumulation of debris, trash or dense growth of grass,” a contravention of City of Miami Zoning Ordinance 11000. Unfortunately, this was not done due to any of my blog posts (DARN!). A lovely man, Mr. Sandhu spent a bit of time with me explaining the City of Miami’s view on
non-compliance, while I told him the history of the E.W.F. Stirrup
House and Black Coconut Grove, which he had never heard before. Mr. Sandhu seemed interested in what I have been documenting in my Unpacking Coconut Grove series and took the URL of my blog with him. He said he’d take a look, which is all I ever ask (beg?) of anybody. 

Detail of notice directed to Stirrup Properties Inc.

Aries Development, through its owner Gino Falsetto, has bragged about having a 50-year lease on the E.W.F. Stirrup House. However, Aries/Falsetto is not the owner of record. That dubious distinction goes to Stirrup Properties Inc., a company held by 3 descendants of E.W.F. Stirrup, who left a codicil in his will that the house that the house must remain in the family in perpetuity. However, Bad Neighbour Gino Falsetto is the one who controls the E.W.F. Stirrup property through that lease. Falsetto is the person who allowed the property to turn into a garbage dump. Aries Development, which built the Grove Gardens Residence Condominiums, acquired control of the property by trading 2 condo units (#304 and #403) in the Grove Gardens Residence Condominiums — each valued at $500,000 at the time of the swap — for the 50-year lease on the Stirrup House. Somehow I don’t think this is what E.W.F. Stirrup had in mind when he wrote his will. Why does the phrase “40 acres and a mule” keep coming to mind?

It would appear that the descendants of Ebeneezer Woodbury Franklin Stirrup cared far less about his legacy, and the rich history of Black Coconut Grove, than they did for having a nice new condominium in a nice new condominium complex. They allowed themselves to be hoodwinked into giving Aries Development total control of the Stirrup property. This also gave Gino Falsetto the right to turn it into a garbage dump, outside as well as inside the house. Stirrup Properties Inc., and not Aries Development, would be on the hook for any fines imposed by the city.

Whenever a property
is cited for noncompliance, aside from a letter like above posted on
the actual property, a duplicate is sent by registered mail to the owner
of record, in this case Stirrup Properties, Inc. It informs the owner that it has 10 days from the issuance of the citation to correct the deficiency, otherwise fines of between $50 to $500 a day could be levied against the owner. If those tickets are not paid, a lien can be issued against the property. Yesterday Mr Sandhu was back to see whether the owners of the property had taken his citation to its corporate heart.

And, lo and
behold, it was. The grass on the property was cut and most, if not all,
of the trash was piled into the dumpster, which is now overflowing. While it’s a half-assed job, comparing these new pictures with
those taken last week and the week before, show a marked difference. Maybe one day soon Aries Development and/or Gino Falsetto might do a proper job of cleaning up the property, and not just the barest minimum to get the city inspector off his back.

While not everything has made it into the overflowing dumpster, at least the fridge is now upright.
However, there’s still a lot of trash laying around, some of it right next to the dumpster.
Some of these trash piles have been there for weeks.
A view over the dumpster of the Grove Gardens Residence Condominiums. For all I know the
descendants of E.W.F. Stirrup could have a bird’s eye view of the garbage dump left in their name.
This is what I mean by half-assed job. This litter is still right where it has
been for many weeks, literally right on the E.W.F. Stirrup House doorstep.
However, credit where credit’s due: having the grass cut makes a world of difference visually . . .
. . . until one starts to focus on the trash that’s still left on the property.
Even the bowers have been trimmed back, revealing the heaps of trash behind the E.W.F. Stirrup House.
It must be noted that those bowers are not formed by shrubs or bushes. Those are vines and weeds run amok.
To be fair: There is one tree hiding in the far back, left corner, but it’s entirely overrun by the vines and weeds.
The graffiti on the wall contravenes the city by-laws, as do these trash heaps
that have been there for several months. Maybe another citation is in order.
This is also what I mean by half-assed. Some of this litter, documented in my last two posts, has been cleaned
up. Some of it was left right where it was. Just enough work was done to please the by-law inspector.
However, good news!!! This is the exact spot where the Reggae flyer
sat
for the last 5 weeks. It is now gone, as are all the dead leaves.
However, there’s a brand new Reggae flyer for me to keep track of. I wonder how long it will remain.
The record to beat is 5 weeks. We will follow its progress as the colours fade like the last one.
Gino Falsetto also controls, through a dummy corporation owned by one of his partners, the two
empty lots across from the E.W.F. Stirrup House. They were also cited for the same thing as the
Stirrup Property. Now the notices are just part of the litter allowed to accumulate on Charles Avenue.
This is also an example of the half assed job that was done. This is base of the Charles
Avenue historical marker across the street from the E.W.F. Stirrup House on property
also controlled by Gino Falsetto. Some of the weeds were cut and some remain.
The latest view of the Charles Avenue historical
marker that began my quest more than  3 years ago.
It’s a never-ending battle to keep litter from overwhelming the property. A good
neighbour would see to it that the job is done without having to be cited by the city.

However, let me be clear. None of the landscaping and hauling away of the trash on the property will do anything to save the E.W.F. Stirrup House from a rapacious developer. Gino Falsetto appears to have already decided that if he cannot turn the house into a Bed and Breakfast, then he will allow it to undergo Demolition by Neglect.

Open questions to Gino Falsetto and/or Aries Development:
1). What promises were made to the City of Miami and to the residents of Black Coconut Grove in order to get your building permit?

2). Why won’t you honour those agreements?

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Another Magical Tee Vee Moment ► Chuck Jones

Dateline September 21, 1912 – Cartoonist extraordinaire Chuck Jones is born in Spokane, Washington. According to Jones, he credits his father, a failed businessman, with his love of drawing. Says the WikiWackiWoo:

His father, Jones recounts, would start every new business venture by purchasing new stationery and new pencils with the company name on them. When the business failed, his father would quietly turn the huge stacks of useless stationery and pencils over to his children, requiring them to use up all the material as fast as possible. Armed with an endless supply of high-quality paper and pencils, the children drew constantly. Later, in one art school class, the professor gravely informed the students that they each had 100,000 bad drawings in them that they must first get past before they could possibly draw anything worthwhile. Jones recounted years later that this pronouncement came as a great relief to him, as he was well past the 200,000 mark, having used up all that stationery.

Like so many children of my generation, Chuck Jones entertained me endlessly. While his cartoons were made for movie theaters, they were all over the tee vee dial when I was growing up and the cartoons are all that matter. Here are just a few:

Great Performances,” on PBS, profiled Chuck Jones in one of its previous seasons. The program included some terrific behind-the-scenes descriptions of how cartoons are created and clips of some of the great cartoons. [Unfortunately PBS has removed this from its web site. I searched hard to find one with the proper aspect ratio, but could only find bits and pieces and not the entire documentary. Here is the full documentary with the aspect ratio skewed.]

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Nostalgia Ain’t What It Used To Be ► James A. Westerfield

San Fernando Mission Cemetery, Los Angeles, California

Dateline September 20, 1971 – Namesake James Westerfield died from a heart attack at the age of 58. Born in 1913, James A. Westerfield was one of those character actors that you’ve seen dozens of times, yet few people know his name. 

From “The Fourflushers,”
episode 72 of The Rifleman

Westerfield appeared in some of the greatest movies of all-time including The Magnificent Ambersons, On The Waterfront, The Shaggy Dog, The Absent-Minded Professor, Son of Flubber, Birdman of Alcatraz, The Sons of Katie Elder, Hang ‘Em High, and True Grit among many others. During The Golden Age of Television he also appeared in dozens of tee vee programs over the years, including The Rifleman, Perry Mason, Hazel, Kraft Theatre, Johnny Ringo, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Untouchables, Maverick, Wagon Train, Mike Hammer, Bat Masterson, The Andy Griffith Show, Gunsmoke, Lost in Space, among many others. James Westerfield worked right up to his death in 1971.

This trailer from “On The Waterfront” starts with James Westerfield, as Big Mac, blowing his whistle:

Let’s tip our hat to one of Hollywood’s great character actors, James A. Westerfield.