Category Archives: Fox News

Headlines Du Jour ► Monday August 4, 2014

Hello Headliners! Celebrating a birthday today is singer Helen Kane, often cited as the inspiration for Betty Boop, even though she lost the court case when she sued Max Fleisher for wrongful appropriation of her likeness. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

WORLD WAR WATCH:

Instability in Ukraine, chaos in Syria,
conflict in the East China Sea—the trigger
points for World War III are in place.

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

IN INNER SPACE:

Gentler personalities and more feminine
faces, caused by a reduction in testosterone,
saw art work boom 50,000 years ago

IN OUTER SPACE:

TEE VEE CORNER:

There are often so
many tee vee headlines in Headlines Du Jour
that the Not Now Silly
Newsroom is looking for new ways to
present it all. This section will be
in flux until we get it right.

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BAD BOY BOBBY BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday August 2, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today Peter O’Toole would be celebrating his birthday if he hadn’t had the misfortune of dying last December. Here are some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now for today’s Headlines Du Jour:

WHAT SCARES THE RIGHT WING??? EVERYTHING!!!

THE HOMOPHONE AGENDA:

FREE THE WEED!!!

So-called Prince of Pot gives 1st interview
to CBC since release from U.S. prison

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

One court sent him to prison for shooting
a woman. Another set him free over bad
police work. Was the NRA’s top lawyer
railroaded — or a bad guy with a gun?

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FALAFEL KING IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOBBY BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Host Lists A “Ton Of Proof” That
Obama “Might Qualify For Impeachment”

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, July 29, 2014

After a hiatus of a few weeks, Headlines Du Jour is back, babies!!! Today’s birthday belongs to Alexis de Tocqueville, who coined the phrase ‘Merkin ‘Ceptionalism and it wasn’t meant to be a compliment. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Why is it that some react to the LGBT community
with the same emotions we use for rotting food?
Scientists are starting to figure it out.

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

SCIENCE MARCHES ON:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

COLONEL KURTZ IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SARAH PALIN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, July 10, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Ian Whitcomb, born in 1941 and still going strong. From the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

KIRSTEN POWERS HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Hello, Headliners. Today’s birthday is ZERO degrees from Kevin Bacon, born on this day in1958. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s look at today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

GET THE FRACK OUTTA HERE!!!

GET THE TRUCK OUTTA HERE!!!

Conservatives who show their
annoyance with liberals, Obama,
and the EPA by blowing black
smoke from their trucks.

FREE THE WEED!!!

SCOTUS WATCH:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

DR. BEN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, July 5, 2014

Hello again, Headliners.Today’s birthday belongs to Smiley Lewis, a New Orleans Rhythm & Blues artist. Here are some of the other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

“GOP” STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PROPHYLACTICS?”

GOP ALSO STANDS FOR THE LAST CENTURY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

On Social Media, Some Are Susceptible to Internet Outrage

FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Howdy, Headliners. It’s the 183rd day of the year — with just 182 left — which means 2014 is now more than half over. Celebrating a birthday today is Ken Curtis, who played Festus Haggen on Gunsmoke, but was one of The Sons of the Pioneers. Let’s look at some of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GETOUTTAHERE!

IN LGBT NEWS:

The history of straightness is much shorter
than you’d think. An expert explains its origins

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 27, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Beach Boy Bruce Johnston, who also wrote “I Wrote the Songs,” even though Barry Manilow had a hit with it. Here are some more Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

The case for reparations:
a narrative bibliography

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

COMCAST IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MARTHA MACCALLUM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Peter Blake. Peter was a famous artist before he designed the Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band LP cover. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Here is today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

TODAY IN RELIGION & GUNS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOOFBALLS:

TODAY IN CLIMATE CHANGE:

A new report predicts that the Southwest,
Southeast, and upper Midwest “will likely
see several months of 95°F days each year.

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

BULLY CORNER:

The full-length book describing the crazy band of cyber-stalking
bullies who have been attacking this reporter for the last 3 years:
The Johnny Dollar Wars

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEOS DU JOUR:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 20, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who is still making wonderful music. Here are the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FREE THE WEED!!!

THE NEWS MEDIA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX & FRIENDS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BRET BAIER IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

VIDEO DU JOUR:

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