Category Archives: Fox News

Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Hello again, Headliners. Today’s birthday belongs to Bud Collyer, who most people know as a game show host, but he was also the first voice of Superman. Here are some Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOOFBALLS:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

TODAY IN ATHEISM:

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

MORNING JOE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

OUTNUMBERED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Hello there, Headliners. Celebrating a birthday today is Jazz pianist and singer, Hazel Scott. She knew a few things about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

THE G IN GOP STANDS FOR GAH!


ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

“This is everyday USA behind me,” [Lee County Sheriff Mike] Scott said on Sunday as he was standing front of the crime scene.

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FREE THE WEED!!!

CLIVEN BUNDY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

From the vast archives of the Not Now Silly Newsroom

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, June 8, 2014

Howdy, Headliners. Today’s birthday boy is architect Frank Lloyd Wright. He made many Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

IN LGBT NEWS:

THE “P” IN GOP STANDS FOR “PERVERTS” AND “PREVARICATORS”

DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

GUNS GUNS, GUNS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, June 6, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s birthday belongs to Swing bandleader Jimmie Lunceford, who knew a thing or two about the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE BERGDAHL BEAT:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?


FREE THE WEED!!!

INFORMATION ABOUT THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

TUCKER FUCKER CARLSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Carlson On Student’s Report: “He Went And Tattled To The Police”

ELISABETH HASSELBECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, June 5, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is journalist Bill Moyers, who has covered more than one Headline Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PREJUDICES”

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

BOOK EXCERPT ABOUT DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

At the height of his power, Henry Ford created a secret
army of criminals to rule over his burgeoning empire

ON THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FREE THE WEED!!!

How a 20-year campaign to
distinguish industrial hemp from
marijuana scored an epic victory

FREE THE WEED TOURIST!!!

MAUREEN DOWD IN THE NEWS ARCHIVES AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BRAIN BRIAN KILMEADE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Hello, Headliners! Today is the birthday of Soul singer Curtis Mayfield. Among the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

Don’t teach this history either!

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

GOP STANDS FOR “GOT OUR PTERODACTYL”


FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

TODAY’S PRANK:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LAURA INGRAHAM IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bob Woodward: “You’re Underscoring My Point
That This Will Never Go Away, At Least With You”

THE TARANTULA IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABLOW JOB IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JUAN WILLIAMS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Amid Barrage Of Benghazi Lies, Bob Beckel Vows Never To Talk About Hoax Again

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, May 30, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Swing master Benny Goodman, who recorded the best known version of “Memories of You,” my favourite song of all time. But enough about me. Here are the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

SEND ‘EM TO THE WORLD COURT:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

NRA’s trick is to silence critics by claiming politics disrespects victims. But Richard Martinez can’t be silenced

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORK:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

KKKARL ROVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

BOB BECKEL IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN OUTER SPACE:

A Nasa satellite detects a sudden burst
of gamma-rays in the Andromeda Galaxy, meaning two stars may have collided.

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Howdy, Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Vice President Hubert Humphrey, who would have been 103 had he not had the misfortune of dying. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

CYBER-BULLIES:


The Crazy, Obsessive Not Now Silly Cyber-Bullies:
The Johnny Dollar Wars

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

Complete sequence of comb jelly genome
reveals a separate course of evolution.

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, May 22, 2014

Hey there, Headliners! Today’s birthday is celebrated by Herman Poole Blount, who the world better knew as Sun Ra. The Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear include:

Now today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

TODAY IN RELIGION:

FINALLY!!! A SOLUTION TO GLOBAL WARMING:


MORE ON CLIMATE CHANGE:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

An oldie, but goodie, from the
Not Now Silly photo archives

GLENN BECK IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

NO LONGER PREGGY LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

WRETCHED GRETCHED IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

GREGG JARRETT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CHARLES PAYNE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:

Bush tiger mantis species found in
Rwanda’s Nyungwe national park

IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Howdy, Headliners!!! It’s the birthday of Cher, one of the few people on earth known by just one name. Here are some other Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Without any further delay, let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

BEST HEADLINE DU JOUR:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

IN LGBT-GOP NEWS:

IN CLIMATE CHANGE NEWS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

GUNS, GUNS, GUNS:

CNN IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

ABC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JESSE WATTERS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

CARSON IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

In New Book, Ben Carson Writes He Was
Shocked To Discover Gay People Don’t
Like Being Compared To Bestiality Supporters

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