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Tune in to Not Now Silly — Your Rest Stop on the Information Highway — on December 1st for the first thrill-packed chapter of Farce au Pain, the book I have been working on for quite some time. Enough is written (and edited) to begin serialization. Why
So, be sure to check Not Now Silly — the Home of the Steam-Powered Word-0-Matic — on December 1st. Get in on the ground floor of what is promising to be an exciting blog adventure, especially if you are old enough to have lived through the times and events depicted.
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Headlines Du Jour ► Tuesday, November 26, 2013
The Not Now Silly News Team has been working all night
long to compile the very best of today’s Headlines Du Jour. So, grab a cop of coffee and
settle down to the best damn headlines found anywhere.
TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?
Christian Tea Party Terrorist Claims 2nd Amendment
Authority To Shoot President Obama!
‘Stand your ground’ moves to Ohio Senate
Police find 12-gauge, rifle, and more than 100
rounds at George Zimmerman’s girlfriend’s home
Why George Zimmerman Was Arrested
Immediately When He Abused A White Woman
The Curious Case Of George Zimmerman’s Public Defender
Pot smokers warned: think twice
before crossing U.S. border
Canadians heading south to sample
legal marijuana should not expect
a warm welcome at the border
ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
Task force to compile database
in Detroit blight fight
Thieves target massive water
tower at Packard Plant in Detroit
Torched: Jefferson Ave’s Historic Somerset Apartments
Video: The Diego Rivera Murals As You’ve Never Seen Them
FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS:
Ed Schultz Blasts Fox’s ‘Steve Douchey,’ Cavuto
for Claiming Iran Deal Distraction from Obamacare
Sarah Palin Snubs Bill O’Reilly?!
Fox Host: Obamacare is worse than Katrina
or the Iraq War because it touches more lives
I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS:
‘Ghost-hunters’ allegedly burn down historic Louisiana plantation
HAITIAN HATE IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC:
Dominicans expel 244 Haitians over border killings
IN LGBT NEWS:
The Very Gay History of the Almost Lost
Tradition of the Sunday Tea Dance
Blair must explain why police didn’t arrest Rob Ford
Why did police sit back and watch the mayor for months while he repeatedly met with an alleged dealer and apparently took curious packages from him?
Drunken Mayor Goes Bonkers After Being Arrested by
His Own Police Force
CRACKED CORNER:
Atheist drops golfer’s sponsorship over fears
Ted Cruz, Glenn Beck could taint business
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck
LAWSUIT DU JOUR:
Yuliana Avalos, Miami Bikini Model, Sues
Match.com For $1.5 Billion Over Stolen Photos
PERFECT FOR THE NUCLEAR FAMILY:
This House Has A Massive Door Going To The Basement.
When You See What’s Down There, You’ll Get It.
ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:
VIDEO DU JOUR
Brian Wilson, Frank Zappa & Graham Nash Go Inside Pop
Fascinating 1967 film lifts the lid on “the strange and compelling scene called ‘pop music’”.
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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, November 25, 2013
Good morning, sleepyheads. While you were sleeping the Not Now Silly interns traveled the width and breadth of the interwebs in order to bring back today’s Headlines Du Jour. So, pour yourself a cup’o’joe and read what’s new in your world.
TODAY’S TOP HEADLINE DU JOUR:
Conrad Murray: I Held Michael Jackson’s Penis Every Night
TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:
Texas cop arrested for handcuffing and
raping 19-year-old at traffic stop
Police Called, Man arrested, cuffed after
using Legal 2.00 Dollar bills at Best Buy
POLITICS? AGAIN?
GOP Stoops Even Lower: Senator Accuses
Obama of Using Iran Deal to Distract from ACA
10 Questions Every Liberal Should Ask Every Republican
MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
See Why More Than 2.6 Million Viewers
Watched This Dance-Off At The Palace
► I remember passing this place. Pops had a store just up Livernois at Outer Drive ◄
Detroit dry cleaners retains link to JFK tragedy
Detroit business previously owned by the brother of Oswald’s killer bears scars of time, crime
FOX NEWS IN THE NEWS:
Megyn Kelly’s ‘Pledge Of Allegiance’ Controversy Fizzles!
CRACK CORNER:
Rob Ford: The inside story of the police investigation
Probing the mayor has been a delicate task for Toronto police. The Star gets a
peek at how they’ve handled the changing phases of an extraordinary probe.
SNL skit show makes light of Rob Ford
The multifarious ballads of Rob Ford
Palin: Filibuster reform a conspiracy to stop talk of big government at Thanksgiving dinner
Palin: God ‘blessed’ with me a platform on Fox News to defend myself
Sarah Palin Doubles Down On Comparing Federal Debt To Human Slavery
CRACKPOT CORNER:
The Audacity of Dope:
Ted Cruz Claims Democrats Poisoned The Atmosphere of the Senate
RELIGION CORNER:
SCIENCE CORNER:
Unprecedented neutrino discovery is a “Nobel Prize in the making”
VIDEO DU JOUR:
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Unpacking The Writer ► Continued
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| Aunty Em!!! Aunty Em!!! |
If you are a new reader, welcome to my irregular blog series in which I pull back the curtain like The Wizard of Oz — AUNTY EM!!! AUNTY EM!!! — and reveal some of the inner-workings of the Not Now Silly blog. If you are not new, then you already know this is just an excuse to beg my readers to click on some of the adverts on this blog. Those people are already happily clicking away. It’s because they enjoy my writing and know the return I get from clicks doesn’t even cover the maintenance fees I pay each month to keep Not Now Silly going, but it sure helps. So, click ’til it hurts. Then click one more time.
There’s a lot of Not Now Silly news to report this go-round, so let’s get right to it.
First off, there’s my new continuing series Headlines Du Jour, launched late last month. I created the series for 3 reasons:
A Headline Du Jour from the Wayback Machine 1). Often the links I post on social media (the facebookery or Twitter) today, I see scattered all over the innertubes tomorrow and the next day. It so often seems like I ferret out these stories long before the rest of the twiterati. Headlines Du Jour is where my faithful readers can find the news before it’s news to them;
2). The other reason I launched Headlines Du Jour is because I actually dreamed about it several nights in a row, right down to the name. Since I never had a Not Now Silly dream before — or since, for that matter — I decided to listen to my subconscious for a change of pace;
3). Every time I type “Today’s Headlines Du Jour,” I laugh at the redundancy.
Unfortunately, when I dreamed about Headlines Du Jour I didn’t dream the format, or how it should look. Consequently, I’m still tinkering with Headlines Du Jour and trying to find the right balance between serious and funny, smart and snarky, hard news and news you can use. If you have any suggestions, feel free to send them in over the transom.
Since my last Unpacking The Writer post, I’ve also launched another new irregular feature here at the Steam-Powered Word-0-Matic. Ablow Job is where I put Dr. Keith Ablow, the Fox “News” Channel’s pop psychiatrist, on the couch. My long-time readers might remember when I used to delve into Glenn Beck’s Freudian impulses under my nom de blog of Aunty Em at NewsHounds. This will be similar, ‘cept this time it’s Glenn Beck’s writing partner, Dr. Keith Ablow. Initial reaction has been strong, but you can help spread the word by sharing the hilarity with your friends and family.
UPDATE ON TROLLEYGATE: I’ve been writing about Trolleygate since the end of January — long before any of the local mainstream media covered it. Right from the start I called it a classic case of institutional racism. Early this month my reporting was vindicated by no less than the United States Department of Transportation, which declared Trolleygate in violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, specifically Title VI. Not Now Silly also broke the story of The Smoking Gun Email days before any other newspaper. However, only here will you learn about its significance and why it points to corruption within the City of Miami. So, yeah, I’m blowing my own horn: Racism was at the core of Trolleygate and [allegedly] corrupt Miami Commissioner Marc D. Sarnoff may have had a backroom deal with the developers to get it approved. Anonymous tipsters continue to send me avenues of inquiry to follow. Eventually one of these Sarnoff rumours will pan out, or lead to pay dirt — both expressions coming from the Gold Rush.
I’ve saved the best news for last!!!
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| The cover of Farce au Pain, by Keg — © 2013, Headly Westerfield |
I know you have every reason to doubt me, because I’ve made this promise before, but I am mere days away from the serialization of Farce au Pain. I’ve been working on it for quite a while and, I am happy to report, the launch is now imminent.
While most of the delay has been totally avoidable (I work so much more diligently when I have hard deadlines), there has been one unavoidable road block. My tattooed, coffee-stained lawyer (with the grudge) has been pouring over every word of Farce au Pain, the exact same way Grayhammy pours over every word I post. Then we spent a lot of time exchanging emails to get the wording of certain passages exact. I argued some points and won. He argued some points and won. On some, we just compromised.
To be perfectly honest, I’d love to defend Farce au Pain in a court of law. While it would prove to be a laugh riot, I have much better things to do with my time. That’s why I am using weasel-words, just like I’ve accused Johnny Dollar of using. Consequently, some of my sentences are not quite as declarative as they appear on first read. I learned that from the best. “I’m just asking questions.”
That’s why I’m thrilled to announce that things are back on track for the serialization of Farce au Pain, my longest and lengthiest on-going project. A friend recently asked why I would serialize my book. Because I like comparing myself to Charles Dickens whenever I get the chance.
Oh, and if you’ve made it down this far and haven’t clicked on an advert, you’re stealing. Either click, or don’t come back.
Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, November 24, 2013
| We have this day to blame for Sarah Palin. |
While you were getting your beauty rest, the Not Now Silly interns were set loose on the internet. Their instructions? Do not return unless they have collected a bucketful of Headlines Du Jour. Once they returned the headlines were culled so that only the most interesting are used for the Sunday edition.
TODAY’S TOP HEADLINE DU JOUR:
Bomb squad says suspicious item was a burrito
Foil-wrapped object was brought in for analysis
TODAY IN EDUCATION:
Colorado school board member calls
for castration of Transgender students

Texas School Board Adopts Accurate Biology Books,
Rebuffing Last-Ditch Campaign By Creationists
SO GLAD WE ARE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
Grosse Pointe Park cop admits taking
demeaning video, is removed from duty
Posthumous pardon in 1931 Alabama rape case
The Scottsboro Boys receive official pardons more than
80 years after being wrongly convicted by all-white juries.
11 of The Most Racist Movies Ever Made
AWKWARD!!!
Washington State GOP Chair Accuses Party Of Playing Into ‘War On Women’
TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODE OF COPS GONE WILD:
Seventeen-year-old shot in the head while in police custody
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
Glee Transgender Character’s Actor Fires Back at Bill O’Reilly
False Fox News Story About ‘Banned’ Pledge Of
Allegiance Results In Death Threats (VIDEOS)
Mike Huckabee Renews Assault on Sanity of a Living Wage
WOMEN’S CORNER
Federal Court OKs Lifetime
Gun Bans For Those Convicted
of Domestic Violence!
Michigan man misses at
suicide attempt and fatally
shoots woman instead
Texas GOP Lawmaker Charged With Felony In Airport Gun Incident
WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR:
The Disneys: Not the
happiest family on Earth
FREE THE WEED:
11 Pounds of Marijuana Mistakenly Delivered to
Florida Keys Couple: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office
CRACK CORNER:
Rob Ford and the centre of the universe
Toronto has never witnessed a global media circus of this scale.
A look at the appeal of a story at once bizarre and strangely refreshing.
Rob Ford: Concern for staff helped push
efforts to cut mayor’s budget, councillors say
A desire to allow stressed staff a “graceful exit” was one impetus to
take action against the mayor, according to Councillor Jaye Robinson.
Rob Ford: the director’s cut. A montage of two years
A three-minute video montage captures the most intense moments of the Rob Ford saga.
CRACKED CORNER:
It Is The Mainstream Media’s Fault That America is Plagued By Sarah Palin
RELIGION CORNER:
America Spends $71 Billion Annually Subsidizing Tax-Exempt Religion
Breaking: Federal District Court
Declares A Religious Income Tax
Exemption Unconstitutional
North Carolina Christian school orders families to sign anti-LGBT ‘Biblical Morality’ pledge
LET’S ALL GO TO THE MOVIES:
‘Bettie Page Reveals All,’
A Close-Up Look at the
Pinup Goddess and Sexual Icon
VIDEO DU JOUR:
The Stuff They Don’t Want You to Know About Nikola Tesla
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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, November 23, 2013
Good morning, sleepyheads. While you were getting your 40 winks, the Not Now Silly interns were out collecting today’s Headlines Du Jour. So, pour yourself a cup of java, sit down, and check out what you’ve been missing.
NOSTALGIA AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE:
The actual Maltese Falcon is for sale, so why not treat yourself?
LIARS CORNER:
Gov Scott Walker, Time Lord: Says he left college
for the birth of his son, 4 years before he was born
FREE THE WEED:
Denver Now Has More Marijuana Dispensaries Than It Does Starbucks
‘No explanation’ for federal raid on Denver-area pot dealers
► A song for anything and anything for a song ◄
Rob Ford police investigation: ‘Domestic assault’ call at Ford home sidetracked police sting
Mayor followed the August incident at his home with a three-day hotel stay near ‘crack central’ and a barbecue with the prime
minister.
WATCH: Late night hosts make more cracks about Rob Ford
RELIGION CORNER:
Evolution debate again engulfs Texas board
► JUMPING JOSAPHAT ◄
This week the steeple of St. Josaphat Catholic Church, at I-75 and East Canfield, was damaged by heavy winds and will have to
come down. Harry Arnold sends his drone-cam out to record iconic Detroit locations and gave us a bird’s eye view of the damage
to this beautiful structure.
CRAZY CORNER:
Glenn Beck Goes Off The Deep End and
Claims JFK Would Be a Tea Party Radical
The Day I Shook Hands With Glenn Beck
BULLY CORNER:
► Scratch a bully, find a bigger bully ◄
Iowa Parents Defend Kids’ Bullying Of Autistic
Student, Saying He Brought It On Himself
Does Fox “News” Support Johnny Dollar?
The latest news on what my cyber-bullies are up to.
With those psychopaths, it’s always something.
TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:
Florida Woman, Enraged When Duck Won’t
Eat Her Candy, Runs It Over With Car
VIDEO DU JOUR:
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Does Fox “News” Support Johnny Dollar? ► The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Comment of the Day
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| Does Shep Smith of Fox “News” support Johnny Dollar’s tactics? |
This isn’t a post about financial recompense. I did that one last month. We already know that Fox “News” paid trolls and surrogates* to attack web sites critical of the fact-challenged network.
Not Now Silly highly suspects that Mark Koldys, aka Johnny Dollar, who runs Johnny Dollar’s Place, was a recipient of Fox “News” largess. Nothing else really explains his almost 10-year obsession with NewsHounds and anyone having anything to do with it. Nobody is THAT dedicated without being paid to be so, especially since Koldys has to twist truth into a pretzel to do so.
No, this question of “support” isn’t about money. This blog post asks the musical question, ‘Does Fox “News” support Johnny Dollar’s methods and tactics in outing my sex life in his never-ending quest to defend Fox “News” as one of its surrogates?’
Now, I always get a kick out of Johnny Dollar’s sleight-of-hand on Twitter. When someone is critical of Fox “News,” Dollar/Koldys responds with some lame variation of “Oh, did the building say that?” As if this silly red herring negates the valid criticism in the first place. That’s just the lawyer in Mark Koldys, twisting words again. Can you believe he was once a Michigan prosecutor? Is it any wonder people hate lawyers?
So, believe me when I say that I am not asking whether the physical building supports Johnny Dollar’s methods and tactics. Despite what you may have heard, corporations are not people, my friends.
However, “some people say” corporations are peopled with people. “Some people say” that some of the people at Fox “News” actually have hearts and compassion. [The jury’s still out on Bully Boy Bolling.] That’s why I’m asking each and every person within Fox “News” to search deeply and ask themselves whether they support Johnny Dollar’s methods and tactics: posting information about my alternative lifestyle on his CABLE NEWS TRUTH blog because I wrote about Fox “News” for NewsHounds.
Imagine how you would feel, Greta Van Susteren, if you woke up to find details of your sex life posted on the innertubes, merely for a difference of opinion. Would Gretchen Carlson be pleased to see intimate details of her sex life splashed around the innertubes because people didn’t like her message? I wonder how Shep Smith would like seeing details of his sex life as fodder for internet jokes because a someone didn’t like what he had to say. Oh! Wait!! That actually happened!!!
Yet the same MoFo — Johnny Dollar, aka Mark Koldys — who felt my alternative lifestyle was perfect material for his CABLE NEWS TRUTH blog NOW believes that publishing personal details about someone’s sex life is … err … hitting below the belt.
Read a compendium of my NewsHounds columns, written under the nom de blog of Aunty Em Ericann, by clicking here.
So . . . When Greta Van Susteren or Shep Smith or any other Fox “News” personality supports Johnny Dollar with messages or Re-Tweets, they are, in reality, supporting Mark Koldys’ methods and tactics of outing people’s sex lives to destroy the messenger, simply because he couldn’t destroy the message.
There are no two ways to look at it. If you are supporting a hypocrite, you are a hypocrite yourself.
How else is Mark Koldys a hypocrite? I’m glad you asked.
When Johnny Dollar posted a picture of NewsHounds’ Ellen on his blog, and was called on it, he justified it by saying anything found on the internet is FAIR USE, therefore fair game. Every picture I have ever posted of Mark Koldys I have found on the internet. FAIR USE, therefore fair game, right? So, please, Koldys Kiddies Klub, aka The Flying Monkey Squad, spare me the faux outrage that I have invaded his precious privacy. Especially after he posted details about my alternative lifestyle. I hadn’t realized there were rules in the politics of personal destruction.
How else is Mark Koldys a hypocrite? I’m glad you asked.
When I posted a little movie montage comprised of photographs I found on the internet of Mark Koldys, he bleated to the officials of the YouTubery that I invaded his privacy, which threatened my account if I refused to take it down. That’s why I edited it to the following:
I just want to repeat that, because it would be funny if it wasn’t so fucking sick: He cites the law to justify his use of Ellen’s pic, but he uses the law to his advantage to complain to YouTube. That’s why he’s the Hypocrite Supreme. I ask again: Is it any wonder people hate lawyers? Especially weaselly lawyers like Mark Koldys?
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| Grumpy Cat, aka Mark Koldys, with his family removed |
How else is Mark Koldys a hypocrite? I’m glad you asked.
He bleats like a stuck pig while he’s making up lies about me for his twitter surrogates. F’rinstance, contrary to his oft-repeated whine of victimization, it’s simply not true that I have used these pictures found on the internet to mock Mark Koldys’ dead parents. I never mocked his dead parents. I mocked Mark Koldys, the spoiled, stupid, fat fuck who outed my alternative lifestyle.
Yes, Koldys, I’ve mocked you and exposed you for the slimy piece of shit you are, the same way you exposed my alternative lifestyle on your piece of shit CABLE NEWS TRUTH blog. So, stop pretending that your shit don’t stink. Thanks to Not Now Silly people can smell you coming a mile away, Koldys.
You started this trip into the sewer. I’m just happy to follow you there and keep kicking your ass up and down these cyber-corridors as long as it continues to amuse me to do so.
Oh, and while you’re at it, say HI! to your surrogate Grayhammy. I can always tell when I’ve hit my target: When your surrogate Ashley Graham starts shoveling the bullshit on your behalf.
@Aunty__Em @chrisG20 the fact that Headly felt the need to RT that to all his followers shows his need to play the eternal victim.
— Ashley Graham (@Grayhammy) November 12, 2013
So says my eternal victimizer. If anyone would know, it’s him.
* LET’S HAVE A FRANK TALK ABOUT SURROGATES AND ASHLEY GRAHAM, AKA GRAYHAMMY:
David Folkenflik, who recently published his scathing biography Murdoch’s World: The Last of the Old Media Empires, was recently interviewed by Joe Strupp at Media Matters for America for the article “Murdoch Biographer Folkenflik On News Corp. Opposition, Family Dysfunction, and Fox News’ Role As GOP “Referee.” This excerpt jumped out at me:
MMfA: You describe how Fox PR staffers created an elaborate series of dummy accounts to fill the comments sections of critical blog posts with pro-Fox arguments. When was that going on? Do you know if it continues? What blogs were being monitored?
DF: My sense was that I believe that after the Tim Arango incident [in which someone leaked personal information about Arango shortly after he had been threatened by the network for his reporting], that Murdoch who had known Arango a bit as a reporter was embarrassed by it when he was told about it and consulted some of his top aides and he sort of said ‘let’s pull back a bit,’ Fox was not as publicly vituperative after that. Certainly if you look at how [New York Magazine’s] Gabe Sherman has been treated on the air and in blogs and other places it’s hard not to conclude that they are very wary of what he is going to write and that they’re willing to ramp up again, I’m not saying they are sock puppeting, but I know that they are aggressively tracking personal blogs and major sites and they try to see it all and they try to let reporters know that they see it all. At one point I was warned when I was inquiring about an interview request, I was told that they were watching my Tweets, well, good, they’re there to be watched, God bless, they are there for them as well. There is a notion that they are monitoring everything.
The way I am told it is done now is that it is through surrogates.
RT @Aunty__Em : “Some people can defend themselves. Others need surrogates” //
@annie2488@No1CardsFan1969
— Ashley Graham (@Grayhammy) October 24, 2013
know in order to try and smear me.
How pathetic and sad is “Headly” when he has to send his surrogates out to call his opponents “NAZI’s” and make death threats?
— Ashley Graham (@Grayhammy) October 24, 2013
under my mind control super-power. Furthermore, what others say has nothing to do with me. However, one does not need 6 degrees of separation to connect Grayhammy with Johnny Dollar and their comments to each other. They are BFFs forever!!
Don’t believe me? Search the Twitter timeline of one and you’ll find RTs from the other, day after day, after day, after day. I supposed I should be flattered, but it’s stunning is how often it’s about me. What’s even more stunning is how many other people have also noticed the same thing:
People I don’t know tweet and suddenly they’re my surrogates. Meanwhile, Grayhammy has lips firmly planted on @JohnnyDollar01‘s big fat ass.
— Headly Westerfield (@Aunty__Em) October 24, 2013
Followed by . . .
.@Aunty__Em Grayhammy talks about surrogates when he’s J$/Mark Koldys A1 surrogate! #irony
— mileystongueD (@mileystongueD) October 25, 2013
Just for giggles . . .
RT @mileystongueD: .@Aunty__Em Grayhammy talks about surrogates when he’s J$/Mark Koldys A1 surrogate! #irony / You noticed that too?
— Headly Westerfield (@Aunty__Em) October 25, 2013
RT @chrisG20: @Grayhammy LMAO!! @Aunty__Em never asked me to defend him!! // You don’t think truth will work with that lying MoFo, do you?
— Headly Westerfield (@Aunty__Em) October 25, 2013
. . . and then . . .
RT @chrisG20: @Grayhammy LMAO!! @Aunty__Em never asked me to defend him!! / C’mon! I control everyone on the innertubes, doncha know?
— Headly Westerfield (@Aunty__Em) October 25, 2013
Come on @annie2488 , be a nice cooperative surrogate and do what @Aunty__Em tells you to do.
— Ashley Graham (@Grayhammy) October 25, 2013
Analyzing Headly Westerfield’s timeline, it appears that soon after he posts “Ablow Job” tweets, his mind goes to a certain male tweep 1/2
— Ashley Graham (@Grayhammy) October 27, 2013
Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, November 22, 2013
It was the Headline Du Jour around the world 50 years ago. On this day President John Fitzgerald Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. The last words the president heard came from the Nellie Connally, wife of Texas Governor John Connally.
“Mr. President, you can’t say that Dallas doesn’t love you!”
Kennedy replied, “That is very obvious.”
These were JFK’s last words as the first gunshot rang out mere seconds later.
WATCH: Newly discovered footage of Jack Kennedy
FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS:
G.O.P. Maps Out Waves of Attacks Over Health Law
Oddly enough, these are the same exact talking points that Fox “News” has seized upon to continually trash President Obama and the ACA. What are the odds?
Bill O’Reilly Insists Nobody On Fox Makes Personal Attacks
Hasselbeck: Oprah shouldn’t call out
racists because it ‘undermines racism’
OPRAH WINFREY BONUS:
Is Oprah too successful to understand racism?
Isn’t Oprah smart enough woman to realize that she should have left all talk of racism to
White folk because White folk are the only people who can truly understand racism?
SO GLAD WE ARE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:
North Carolina Republican Senate Candidate
Worked For Neo-Confederate Group
Arizona teen says flying Confederate flag
on his pickup led to hate crime at school
TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:
In Miami Gardens, store video catches cops in the act
Driver Arrested in Ohio for Secret Car Compartment Full of Nothing
LGBT NEWS:
What Did Mary Cheney Just Say About Her Sister Liz’s Candidacy?
HOW HAVE THINGS HAVE CHANGED IN THE MUSIC BIDNEZZ?
40 Years of Music Industry Change, In 40 Seconds
UP AGAINST THE WALMART:
Ashton Kutcher vs. Wal-Mart: Epic Twitter clash rages over poverty wages
Kutcher slams retailer: “You should be proud of your
associates but I’m not sure if they should be proud of you”
Stephen Colbert Chides Walmart For Employee Food Drive
MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:
First Detroit Walk to Fame plaque – for Berry Gordy Jr. – is unveiled
Detroit Walk to Fame stepping out with star names
FREE THE WEED:
82 Percent of Floridians Support Medical
Marijuana, 48 Percent For Recreational Use
JUST BECAUSE:
IKEA Let Loose a Herd of 100 Cats Into Store to ‘See What Happens’
VIDEO DU JOUR:
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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, November 21, 2013
Overnight, while you were sleeping, the Not Now Silly interns went into the back alleys and speakeasies of the urban internet. Meanwhile, trained coyotes swept the rural precincts. The task: Come back with today’s Headlines Du Jour, or don’t come back at all. We now have openings for new interns. Meanwhile, here are the headlines.
TODAY IN WINGNUTTIA:
TODAY IN FOX “NEWS” NEWS:
► They can’t claim him, so they’ll dis his party instead ◄
TODAY’S EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:
TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:
CANADIAN DRUG CORNER:
► You can’t make this shit up ►
CANADIAN BULLY CORNER:
SPHINCTER DU JOUR:
NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE:
Once in a lifetime galactic fireworks display due from Comet Ison
Comet Ison, first spotted a year ago, is now visible to the naked
eye and will continue to brighten as it hurtles toward the sun
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Is Normal ► Today’s Ablow Job
Welcome to another fun-filled episode of Ablow Job. Not since Loofah Lad dumped Body Language Expert Tonya Reiman has there been such an idiotic segment on the Fox “News” Channel as “Normal or Nuts.”
That’s the official name of the weekly Wednesday Laugh-0-Thon that is really Ablow Job. Here’s how it normally [no pun intended] works: Those Foxy Friends on the Fox and Friends Curvy Couch drag out pop psychiatrist Dr. Keith Ablow and ask him to weigh in viewers’ emails to determine whether the average Fox “News” viewer is — err — normal or nuts. No, really. That’s it.
This week they dispensed with emails for a special all-Toronto Mayor Rob Ford edition of Normal or Nuts. The Foxy Friends asked Ablow to diagnose the crack smoking, drunk driving, criminal-hiring Mayor-In-Denial of the city I consider home, based on a few video clips. While everyone in the civilized world has recognized Mayor Rob Ford as a (gravy) train wreck, Ablow seems to think that Ford is simply misunderstood. Not even The Three Stooges were nuts enough to pick up what Dr. Keith was laying down. Watch:
He’s direct, he’s clear, he says, “I know who my enemies are. I’m engaged and this is a battle to the end.” And, yannow what? If I were someone opposed to him, I’d say, “Wait! The game is on.”
Number One: This woman kinda swoons. She doesn’t quite hit the deck. She kinda falls in a slow motion fashion, she gets up, and tries to comfort him. She may have a job as a therrapist in the future. I think he was doing a Chris Christie imitation, where Christie confronts people directly who are heckling him. He does it much more elegantly, but this guy’s channeling American [sic] politics.
“I’m not having this guy in my office ’cause he doesn’t need to come. He’s looking more and more NORMAL all the time. He probably is right about his detractors. Here’s a guy who stands up, and says, “Look, I’m not going to be a two-faced guy . . .”
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