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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, April 14, 2014

Howdy Headliners! Today is the birthday of Albert Einstein, who is still being proven right by the Large Hadron Collider more than 100 years after unveiling his Theory of Relativity. Other events on this day:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY???

TODAY IN RELIGION:

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

TODAY IN LGBT EQUALITY:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Income inequality in the U.S. is now as bad as it was in aristocratic Europe. Are the bread riots finally coming?

FREE THE WEED!!!

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

GET THE FRACK OUTTA HERE:

ABC NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

10 Moments That Illustrate The Right-
Wing Radio Host’s Fringe Viewpoints
And Disdain For Civil Discourse

BRIT HUME IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

IN INNER SPACE:


IN OUTER SPACE:

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, April 13, 2014

Hello Headliners. It’s the birthday of Butch Cassidy, born on this day in 1866. He knew a thing or two about the Headlines of Du Jour of yesteryear.

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSTRUCTIONISTS:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

THE GEORGE W. BUSH LEGACY:

Senate committee found CIA interrogations and detentions to be ‘brutal’ and urges administration to release report as quickly as possible.

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

ANOTHER EXCITING EPSIODE OF COPS GONE WILD:

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

FREE THE WEED!!!


BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

FROM THE HATERS:

ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA:

CAN YOU DIG IT:

RUPERT MURDOCH IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Murdoch: Fox “Absolutely Saved” The GOP

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

SEAN HANNITY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

HUCKLEBERRY HOUND IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

THE FIVE IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox Hosts Ask “Who Cares” About Racism, Claim
Obama Administration Set Back National Racial Relations

NBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

JERRY LEWIS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 12, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! It’s the birthday of Herbert Khaury, better know as Tiny Tim. He was particularly fond of the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s tiptoe through today’s Headlines Du Jour:

TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Darrell Issa Started His IRS
Investigation Because Karl Rove
Was Denied Tax Exempt Status

GOP-ED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Not One Law Republicans Passed Has Helped America In Over Forty Years

VA GOP candidate: No incest
exception for abortion because
sometimes it’s ‘voluntary’

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Papyrus Mentioning Jesus’s Wife Is Likely Ancient and Not Fake, Scientists Say

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

Vacationing Family Pulled Over, Handcuffed At Gunpoint By Air Force Base Security

FREE THE WEED!!!

Science is indisputable: Marijuana is medicine

The World’s Most Eco-Friendly Car: It’s Made Entirely From HEMP

HISTORY IS COMPLICATED. HUMAN HISTORY EVEN MORE SO:

Oldest Cave Paintings May
Be Creations of Neandertals,
Not Modern Humans

ANTI-SOCIAL NETWORKS:

This Is the End of Facebook as We Know It

Twitter Just Bought a Startup
That Could Remake the Service

JIM DE MINT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Jim DeMint’s History Lesson

Jim DeMint Wrestles With History And Fails

What Plantation Is Jim DeMint Living On?

Right-Wing History Redo: ‘It Was Faith, Not
the Federal Government that Ended Slavery’

STEPHEN COLBERT IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Rush Limbaugh Blows a
Gasket and Claims Colbert
and CBS Have Declared
War on Conservatives

Will Colbert Use “The Late Show” To Save the World?

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly: Stephen Colbert
Is Destroying America

Stephen Colbert Explains Bill O’Reilly’s “Unified Theory Of Why Everything Is Going To Hell”
Colbert: O’Reilly Takes On “The Far Left’s Obsession
With Equality” With “Grievance Industry” Attacks

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

That ‘War on Fox’ Guy Is
Not Actually Running for
Congress as a Democrat

Fox Host Declares Bush
The Best At Dodging Shoes

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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, April 7, 2014

Howdy there, Headliners. It’s the birthday of songstress Billie Holiday. Lady Day was born on this day in 1915 and, because she loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear, we have a larger than usual assortment today:  

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:


IN LGBT NEWS:

A Vicious Homophobic Statement
by a South Carolina State Senator

Harvey Milk Will Be The First Openly
Gay Official To Appear On A U.S. Stamp

Mozilla CEO faced ‘new fascism,’ Gingrich says

Chill Out About Firefox, Everybody


TEABAGGED ENOUGH ALREADY?

Paul Ryan: Still a Total Jerk

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Mormon Leader Outlines
Opposition To Gay Marriage

Church Asks Activist Group to Reconsider Plans to Protest at General Conference


$COTU$ WATCH:

Bill Maher: John Roberts’
McCutcheon Ruling Could’ve Been
‘Written By The Little Mermaid’

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Tea Party leaders: Liberals risk God’s wrath with ‘covetous’ opposition to income inequality


HELPING OUR ENVIRONMENT:

Monarch butterflies could use your help – here’s what you can do


HURTING OUR ENVIRONMENT:

Whooping cough bounces back

A DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Would a vineyard
on Belle Isle work?


THE NEWS IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Vox Takes Melding
of Journalism and
Technology to a New Level

MSNBC IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

How Dumping Keith Olbermann and Martin Bashir Killed MSNBC


LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly Mocks The Poor
At “Benefit For Poor (?) Kids”


THE EVUL LIBRUL LEFT-WING MEDIA:

15 things everyone would know if there were a liberal media

DOES NOT COMPUTE:

R.I.P. Windows XP 2001-2014. What can you do now?


IN INNER SPACE:

Scientists smash barrier to growing organs from stem cells


IN OUTER SPACE:


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Headlines Du Jour ► Saturday, April 5, 2014

Hello there Hipsters and Headliners! It’s Lord Buckley”s birthday!!! He loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Okay, Hepcats, let’s get right to today’s Headines Du Jour:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OMFG:

Oregon Governor Candidate: Gay
Marriage ‘Just The Same As Murder’

5 Things Conservatives Lie Shamelessly About

FREE SPEECH IS NOT FREE:

GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

NRO Paints Black Students
As Criminals With Poor
Impulse Control

Judge grills Arizona sheriff’s
aide in racial profiling case

BULLY CORNER:

Bullying crackdown
passes Minnesota Senate

Controversial, hard-fought measure
requires stricter school policies

◄◄ THE NOT NOW SILLY BULLIES ►►
The Mark Koldys-Johnny Dollar Cyber-Bully Comments of the Day

THE YOUNGEST HACKER:

Five-Year-Old Boy Exposes Xbox Security Flaw

TODAY IN FLOR-I-DUH NEWS:

Man Who Mistook Body
For A Mannequin Fired

CHRIS CHRISTIE CORNER:

The Feds Are Closing In On
Chris Christie as Bridgegate Investigation Turns Criminal

BUSH WATCH:

George W. Bush Is a Far Better
Painter Than He Was a President.
Here’s His Portrait of Vladimir Putin.

Filmmaker Errol Morris: Donald Rumsfeld
proved Americans are gullible morons

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Fox News Host Rips Mets’ Daniel
Murphy For Taking Paternity Leave

Charles Krauthammer: Anyone can
get out of individual mandate by
claiming hardship without explanation

VIDEO: The Junk Science Of Fox
News’ Favorite “Global Cooling” Myth

Fox News Attacks When Black Women Clap Back

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

LEGGY MEGGY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Megyn Kelly: Fox News is
‘only place people can go right
now for fair and balanced news’

IN OUTER SPACE:

How Many Dimensions Does
the Universe Really Have?

“Cosmic” meltdown! Neil deGrasse
Tyson under siege from Christian right

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Headlines Du Jour ► Wednesday, April 2, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! It’s the 72nd birthday of Leon Russell, who started out as a session player before putting out records under his own name. As a member of the Crypt-Kickers Five, Russell is on record praising the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Whatever happened to my Trabsylvania Twist? No matter, here are today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GUNS & GOOFBALLS:

The GOP’s perpetual war drum explained:
Why are Republicans so eager for conflict?

Louie Gohmert: ‘Separation of church and state’ means ‘church plays a role in the state’

IN ‘MERKIN POLITICS:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Gay Key West men sue for right
to marry in Florida after Monroe
clerk’s office denies couple a license

FREE THE WEED!!!

Colorado drivers claim ‘license plate
profiling’ after marijuana legalization

Medical marijuana sales now officially legal in Nevada

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Hobby Lobby’s Hypocrisy: The Company’s Retirement
Plan Invests in Contraception Manufacturers

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

White Officers Falsely
Arrested Black Teen: Jury

Report: Well-being of African-Americans in Michigan among worst in nation


EVOLUTION IS COMPLICATED:

Zebra Stripes Evolved to Keep
Biting Flies Away, Study Reveals

DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit installs 3,200
new LED street lights

Cobalts Were Seen as Lemons From Start, State Data Shows

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

O’Reilly Provides GOP A
2014 Platform: “All They
Have To Do Is Get A
Transcript Of This Show”

O’Reilly, Juan Williams
Rip Chris Hayes: He
Used Conservative Guest
as ‘Living Piñata’!

STEVE DOOCY IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Steve Doocy, Guest Agree: Godless ‘Noah’ Example Of Today’s Godlessness!

IN INNER SPACE:

Art and Science Collide in the Discovery of the Higgs Boson
Particle Fever, a documentary about
the physicists who found the “God
particle,” suggests doing science
isn’t that different from making art


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IN OUTER SPACE:




ENTERTAINMENT CORNER:



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Headlines Du Jour ► Monday, March 31, 2014

Hello Headliners! Today’s birthday boy is Herb Albert, who was not only the leader of the Tijuana Brass, but also the “A” in A&M Records. It’s no secret: This guy’s in love with the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear.

Today’s Headlines Du Jour, step this way:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Mozilla Finally Declares
Support for Marriage Equality

Banned for life: Why gay
men still can’t donate blood

Man Who Raised Money For
Organ Donation Dies, Is Rejected
As Donor Because He Was Gay

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBFUSCATE:

Newest ‘Obamacare Victim’ Is Actually An Anti-Healthcare GOP Operative (Video)

Students Walk out on Dick Cheney,
Calling Him ‘War Criminal’ (VIDEO)

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK:

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Plutocracy without end:
Why the 1 percent always
defeats the middle class

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL SOCIETY:

New Jersey Student Causes Controversy
After Hanging Confederate ‘Redneck’ Flag

WHEN CONDOMS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL WEAR CONDOMS:

FREE THE WEED!!!

Marijuana goes mainstream
A business conference in Eugene focuses on a changing industry

Expect serious problems
with medical marijuana

Colorado man sues Idaho police over “license-plate profiling” in marijuana case

Study: No Link Between Marijuana
Legalization And Rise In Crime

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Fundamentalists Are Pretty Sure
Jesus Would Not Bake a Wedding
Cake for a Gay Couple

DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Detroit: bankrupt city readies for divisive $450m Red Wings arena

NATURE IS COMPLICATED:

Dolphins use sponges as nose
guards and it’s changing their genes

THE “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Rumor, gossip, nonsense: How
the news became a nightmare

The Tee Vee Newsroom Race to the Bottom

FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

As ACA Signups Skyrocket Towards 7 Million Fox News Claims Obama Is Cooking the Books

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Watch Bill O’Reilly Explain
That Inequality Is Actually
GOOD For America! (Video)

Bill O’Reilly Amps Up His Race War Against Rep. Barbara Lee

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Headlines Du Jour ► Sunday, March 30, 2014

G’day Headliners!!! Today’s the birthday of painters Francisco Goya (1746) and Vincent van Gogh (1853). While their styles were quite different, they totally agreed on the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Now let’s get to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GIMME!!!

Republican Led Southern States
Dragging America Down By
Leeching Off Of Your Tax Dollars

SO GLAD WE’RE LIVING IN A POST RACIAL SOCIETY:

Hobby Lobby: A Mixture of
Racism and Xenophobia

TODAY’S DOMESTIC TERRORISM IN TEXAS:

FBI Smashes Alleged Radical-
Right Terror Plot in Texas

TODAY’S UFO IN TEXAS:

Mystery aircraft flying over Texas baffles aviation experts

1957’S UFO IN TEXAS:

TODAY IN RELIGION:

Why the surprise at learning how
much evangelicals hate gay people?

A Creationist Decided to Answer My 10 Questions and the Results are Hilarious

Pat Robertson Is Upset That Gay
People Are No Longer Stoned To Death

BROWSER BATTLES:

Mozilla’s bad week: Employees call for CEO Eich to step down, 3 board members leave

Employees Revolt Against Mozilla’s New Anti-Gay CEO; Demand He Resign

Gay Firefox developers boycott Mozilla to protest CEO hire

FREE THE WEED!!!

Hemp aid: US considers buying industrial cannabis from Ukraine to bolster its economy

Non-psychoactive CBD oil made from marijuana plants poised to be game-changer

Marijuana raid in Bates County
illustrates the evolution of an issue

MORE EXCITING EPISODES OF COPS GONE WILD:

Police Mistake Tea Leaves
for Pot, Raid Ex-CIA

UVA Student Files $40 Million Suit Against ABC
Agents and State For Traumatic Sparkling Water Episode

CHRIS “CHRIS” CHRISTIE CORNER:

Five Takeaways From Christie’s Self-Exoneration Report

THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCHS:

What’s Really Behind the Koch Attacks on Democrats
Hint: it’s not about healthcare.

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Bill O’Reilly Amps Up His Race
War Against Rep. Barbara Lee

ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

How a Florida Engineer Found
a Fatal Flaw in Chevy Cobalt

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Headlines Du Jour ► Friday, March 28, 2014

Hello Headliners! It’s the King of Jazz’s birthday. Paul Whiteman is the orchestra leader who commissioned George Gershwin to write Rhapsody in Blue and hired Bing Crosby as his boy singer back in 1926. George, along with his brother Ira, loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Let’s get right to today’s Headlines Du Jour:

IN LGBT NEWS:

Mozillagate grows

LGBT RIP

SCOTUS WATCH:

A Decision In Favor Of Hobby Lobby Will
Equal a License For Religious Tyranny

FREE THE WEED!!!

Medical Marijuana User Relieved
He Can Still Grow At Home

These States Are Ready To Break The Marijuana Taboo In The Conservative South

Industrial hemp research
bill passes in Nebraska

Legalize Canada: New Activist
Group Targets Key Ridings To
Elect Pro-Marijuana Candidates

THE “G” IN GOP STANDS FOR GOYIM:

The Sheldon Primary:
No Welcome Mat for the Tea Party

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD:

India officially declared polio-free

CLIMATE CHANGE CORNER:

Weathermen Blown Away (Literally) By Massive Blizzard

TODAY IN INCOME INEQUALITY:

Former CEO: There Is
No One Representing
Low-Wage Workers

$1 trillion student loan
debt widens US wealth gap

‘Nuns on the Bus’ Leader
on Income Inequality

Fixing one driver of inequality may hit
close to home for some progressives

It’s okay: Only one of them was shot!

PALIN POLITICAL WATCH:

2016 report: Sarah Palin’s possible
presidential run gaining traction


ANOTHER DISPATCH FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

No Suprise: Detroit Listed as
Most Segregated City in America

BONUS
Top 10 Most Segregated Cities in the U.S.

The Falafel King: Outstanding!
East Room, White House

LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

Congresswoman Barbara Lee Responds To O’Reilly’s “Divisive” “Race Hustler” Attack

Chris Hayes: ‘Bill O’Reilly
Is a Pretty Accomplished
Race-Baiter Himself’

O’Reilly Blames Ignorant
Americans For Obama’s
Positive Poll Result

IN INNER SPACE:

In a first, scientists create
artificial chromosome

Scientists have built from scratch the
world’s first synthetic chromosome
of a eukaryote, incorporating it
into brewer’s yeast.

IN OUTER SPACE:

Mars-Bound Comet Sprouts Twin
Jets in Hubble Telescope Photos

Scientists solve riddle
of celestial archaeology

Capturing Halley’s Comet:
An Astronomy Tale

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Headlines Du Jour ► Thursday, March 27, 2014

Hello there, Headliners! Today’s the birthday of Gloria Swanson, who loved the Headlines Du Jour of yesteryear:

Today’s Headlines Du Jour is just waiting for you:

THE “O” IN GOP STANDS FOR OBSOLETE:

Republican Senators Slam John Boehner For Blocking Unemployment Benefits Extension


THINGS GO BETTER WITH KOCH:

Koch Power Raised Gasoline Prices
By 40 Cents A Gallon Overnight


SCOTUS WATCH:

How the Supreme Court Justices Reacted
to Today’s Hobby Lobby Arguments

Justices Ginsburg, Sotomayor and
Kagan come out swinging against
Hobby Lobby corporate religion claim

Sen. Barbara Boxer Wonders Why Hobby Lobby Defenders Aren’t Complaining About Viagra

Hobby Lobby’s Shoppers Find New Hobby In Lobbying Against Hobby Lobby

16 Actual Supreme Court Cases with Hilariously Ridiculous Names


DEREGULATION? YOU’RE DRIVING IT:

WSJ Reports GM Expected Drivers With Bad Ignitions To Coast Out Of Traffic

NYT: General Motors Misled Grieving Families About Lethal Ignition Switch


FREE THE WEED:

Confessions Of A Pot-Smoking Police Officer, Firefighter And Youth Pastor

BONUS VIDEO DU JOUR:

MORE DISPATCHES FROM DETROIT, ‘MERKA’S FIRST THROWAWAY CITY:

Downtown Detroit office building vacancy rate drops 7.7 percentage points from 2012

First new apartment project
in Detroit’s business district
since 1992 gets DDA’s OK


FOX “NEWS” IN THE NEWS AGAIN:


LOOFAH LAD IN THE NEWS AGAIN:

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